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Sigvatr: Jan 07, 2008; by elpintogrande

I decided that my keyboard needed to be cleaned after years of disgusting finger goop being wiped on them.

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wigtrade.cc: Jan 23, 2008; Not French

I love that sexxxy Sonic fan art

ground zero

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:35

MajorPain: Apr 18, 2007

That was certainly a disgusting keyboard. You might want to invest in one of those plastic sheaths.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:36

Combo: Aug 19, 2003

Your keyboard was gross, bro

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krono64: May 21, 2005

Never saw it coming. Never gonna forget.

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big duck equals goose: Nov 07, 2006

Amazing photos OP! Keep us updated!

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:36

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 08, 2006; Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alex Smith, Supergenius.

Even for the creator of Electric Retard, this is a new low.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:37

Roumba: Jun 29, 2005; Wut?

Great story, you should do kids' pop-up books next.

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Toucan Sam: Sep 02, 2000

You might want to get that checked out. That is a horribly minuscule amount of cum.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:38

noydb: Mar 23, 2007

Yeah, keyboard goop turns me on too...hold on.... wait for it.. UNNNGGHHHH!!

ps. It looks like there's poo poo on that there penis.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:38

Davenport: Sep 08, 2003; It's a great day for America, everybody!

Get some Clorox wipes. Clean your keyboard. Then jam them up your dickhole.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:39

Mattimer: Mar 03, 2008; you can only get the clap so many times before it turns into applause

There are loving tears in my eyes

Gross though dude

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Sigvatr: Jan 07, 2008; by elpintogrande

Toucan Sam posted:

You might want to get that checked out. That is a horribly minuscule amount of cum.

I jerked off like 4 times today.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:39

Ravena: Sep 12, 2003; I am sofa king we Todd did!

Well, that certainly was something.

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straw golem: Aug 04, 2007

Eagerly awaiting the follow-up!

Nice work OP!

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MajorPain: Apr 18, 2007

Toucan Sam posted:

You might want to get that checked out. That is a horribly minuscule amount of cum.

That's because he already came so much covering his keyboard in goop.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:39

krono64: May 21, 2005

Sigvatr posted:

I jerked off like 4 times today.

Can't tell if you meant to quote Roumba or not there....

Edit: nvm, editted the quote did we?

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:40

Rycon_Payne: Oct 04, 2001; The King Of Angst

That's amazing keyboard goop.

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3D GAY WORLD: May 15, 2007

This is impressive.

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Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Wow, ok, umm... well, that was certainly one for the books.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:41

Heran Bago: Aug 18, 2006; w
W
w

gently caress. Did not see it coming. Brilliantly designed.

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EvilChameleon: Nov 20, 2003

Are you saying that the goop on your keyboard is years of layered semen?

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:41

dancehall: Sep 28, 2001; I know noble accents
And lucid, inescapable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blackbird is involved
In what I know.

gah

GAHHHH

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:42

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

And why exactly did you think it would be a good idea to share this with us ?

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StrungOutFlip: Mar 17, 2009; Alright guys, lets shoot the stars...ohhh you just killed every star!

Yes, go on..

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Safe Driver: Apr 15, 2006

Came out of nowhere. Evening ruined.

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Nitr0: Aug 17, 2005; This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

hahahahah I didn't see that coming

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:43

Mattimer: Mar 03, 2008; you can only get the clap so many times before it turns into applause

Sereri posted:

And why exactly did you think it would be a good idea to share this with us ?

Doing it for nothing would have been crazy

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:43

TedKoppel: Nov 30, 2002; They sure look ripe to me.

On the whole, I suppose I'm proud of you.

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Durp: Jan 06, 2008; I think I get it now.

Hey man thanks for sharing

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Toucan Sam: Sep 02, 2000

Sigvatr posted:

I jerked off like 4 times today.

You should probably get that checked out also.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:43

Apollo Creed: Mar 24, 2002; Remember, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter.

Your F6 and F8 keys seem to get a lot of use.

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:44

TedKoppel: Nov 30, 2002; They sure look ripe to me.

Apollo Creed posted:

Your F6 and F8 keys seem to get a lot of use.

F8 is quickload

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:46

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Frankie say relax

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:46

Defiant Sally: May 06, 2004; It's over nine thouSAAAAANND!!!

Thread of the millenium

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Psylocibe: Aug 23, 2006; By the power of Greyskull, don't lick Battlecat!

In on dis

E: went hog wild

# ? Oct 28, 2009 06:46

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; My rig is energon cooled.

Well. That was an adventure.

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dr.acula: May 10, 2009; All your shorts are brown and green blah!

good lord

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Liku: Apr 22, 2008

I clicked the thread expecting lovely jokes about jacking off, but you beat everyone to the punch.

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Pie in the Sky: Apr 16, 2009

This. This is man's greatest achievement.

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