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I decided that my keyboard needed to be cleaned after years of disgusting finger goop being wiped on them.           (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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ground zero
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Oct 28, 2009 06:35
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That was certainly a disgusting keyboard. You might want to invest in one of those plastic sheaths.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:36
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Your keyboard was gross, bro
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Oct 28, 2009 06:36
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Never saw it coming. Never gonna forget.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:36
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Amazing photos OP! Keep us updated! 
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Oct 28, 2009 06:36
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Even for the creator of Electric Retard, this is a new low.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:37
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Great story, you should do kids' pop-up books next.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:37
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You might want to get that checked out. That is a horribly minuscule amount of cum.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:38
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Yeah, keyboard goop turns me on too...hold on.... wait for it.. UNNNGGHHHH!! ps. It looks like there's poo poo on that there penis.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:38
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Get some Clorox wipes. Clean your keyboard. Then jam them up your dickhole.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:39
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There are loving tears in my eyes Gross though dude
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Oct 28, 2009 06:39
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Toucan Sam posted:You might want to get that checked out. That is a horribly minuscule amount of cum. I jerked off like 4 times today.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:39
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Well, that certainly was something.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:39
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Eagerly awaiting the follow-up! Nice work OP!
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Oct 28, 2009 06:39
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Toucan Sam posted:You might want to get that checked out. That is a horribly minuscule amount of cum. That's because he already came so much covering his keyboard in goop.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:39
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Sigvatr posted:I jerked off like 4 times today. Can't tell if you meant to quote Roumba or not there.... Edit: nvm, editted the quote did we?
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Oct 28, 2009 06:40
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That's amazing keyboard goop.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:40
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This is impressive.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:40
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Wow, ok, umm... well, that was certainly one for the books.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:41
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gently caress. Did not see it coming. Brilliantly designed.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:41
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Are you saying that the goop on your keyboard is years of layered semen?
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Oct 28, 2009 06:41
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gah GAHHHH
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Oct 28, 2009 06:42
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And why exactly did you think it would be a good idea to share this with us ?
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Oct 28, 2009 06:42
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Yes, go on..
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Oct 28, 2009 06:42
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Came out of nowhere. Evening ruined.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:42
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hahahahah I didn't see that coming
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Oct 28, 2009 06:43
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Sereri posted:And why exactly did you think it would be a good idea to share this with us ? Doing it for nothing would have been crazy
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Oct 28, 2009 06:43
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On the whole, I suppose I'm proud of you.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:43
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Hey man thanks for sharing 
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Oct 28, 2009 06:43
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Sigvatr posted:I jerked off like 4 times today. You should probably get that checked out also.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:43
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Your F6 and F8 keys seem to get a lot of use.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:44
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Apollo Creed posted:Your F6 and F8 keys seem to get a lot of use. F8 is quickload
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Oct 28, 2009 06:46
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Frankie say relax 
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Oct 28, 2009 06:46
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Thread of the millenium
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Oct 28, 2009 06:46
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In on dis E: went hog wild 
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Oct 28, 2009 06:46
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Well. That was an adventure.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:47
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good lord
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Oct 28, 2009 06:47
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I clicked the thread expecting lovely jokes about jacking off, but you beat everyone to the punch.
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Oct 28, 2009 06:47
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This. This is man's greatest achievement.
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