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genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

Like many states, Mississippi has adopted an "Abstinence Only" form of sex education. However, being Mississippi, they decided to hold a rally to actually celebrate the fact that they are a backwards state to the point where Texas is looking advanced and liberal by comparison.

The huffingtom post posted:


At the Mississippi Department of Human Services' summit entitled "Abstinence Works: Let's Talk About It," we didn't talk about abstinence, but we sure did chant, cheer, dance, pray and sing about it. At least sort of. Here's a few (of the many) things that stood out to me.
Before the summit began, rap music blasted over the speakers. The 5,000 kids in attendance spent their time inside dancing and singing along to Soulja Boy's hit song "Crank Dat," the chorus of which repeats "Watch me crank that soulja boy, then superman that ho," which most young people know is a disgustingly explicit sexual innuendo. Shortly after the Grenada Middle School cheerleaders performed their catchy cheer "Stop, don't touch me there! You know this is my no-no square," outlining the shape of a box around their short shorts. Talk about mixed messages.


Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sexua...e_b_213462.html


It amazes me that people are still supporting Abstinence Only "education" when it has so clearly failed. Mississippi has the highest teen pregnancy rate of any state, and the highest rate of out-of-wedlock births. If abstinence only education worked, this would not be the case. The thing that really bugged me, however, is the fact that most of the presenters at the conference were Christian ministers who didn't so much talk about sexuality then about the fact that Jesus hates screwing before marriage. And this rally was paid for by government funds. Clearly this is a violation of the first amendment.

Really, isn't getting a bunch of young teenage girls dressed in cheerleader outfits and pointing to their crotches in front of a bunch of young teenage boys really going to help the Abstinence Only cause?


I'm glad I teach in California, where we don't have this "no-no square" nonsense in our curriculum. We can talk about condoms and stuff like that.

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Zachsta
Jun 13, 2007

I ain't askin' nobody for nuthin' if I can't get it on my own.

So as long as I keep it above the waist, it's cool?

M_E_G. ADI. K
Dec 11, 2006



genesplicer posted:

Mississippi has the highest teen pregnancy rate of any state, and the highest rate of out-of-wedlock births. If abstinence only education worked, this would not be the case.

Welp, looks like they ain't abstainin' hard enough, guess we need to increase the funding for abstinence only education!

kosherpickle
Aug 06, 2009


They didn't even use this sort of little kid talk when I was taught about stranger danger in pre-k, IN Texas.

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008

Thy next foe is...


It's like anything you tell people they can't have, like candy and alcohol. Emphasis is put on it as being "bad", it's hidden or restricted, and therefore becomes something people overindulge in as opposed to doing/using responsibly. And then bad consequences happen and candy/alcohol/sex is still somehow the bad thing. Just teach people responsibility!!

Millard Fillmore
Jan 31, 2009

Foreign policy...in drag?
Things just got much more interesting in this administration.


This chant has made it to Eastern Tennessee and has actually caught on. I hate it so much.

nucleicmaxid
Aug 23, 2007

THE LOVE OF A MAN
AND A ROBOT


Yargh posted:

It's like anything you tell people they can't have, like candy and alcohol. Emphasis is put on it as being "bad", it's hidden or restricted, and therefore becomes something people overindulge in as opposed to doing/using responsibly. And then bad consequences happen.

Also they don't know what the gently caress STDs/condoms/birth control are. That's another reason.

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008

Thy next foe is...


nucleicmaxid posted:

Also they don't know what the gently caress STDs/condoms/birth control are. That's another reason.

Goes along with not teaching responsibility. Sigh.

Propagandalf
Dec 06, 2008

Who am I kidding, I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress....

Millard Fillmore posted:

This chant has made it to Eastern Tennessee and has actually caught on. I hate it so much.

Every time I hear poo poo like this, part of me dies and moves to Oregon. Or Vermont.

TheSleeper
Feb 20, 2003


Yargh posted:

It's like anything you tell people they can't have, like candy and alcohol. Emphasis is put on it as being "bad", it's hidden or restricted, and therefore becomes something people overindulge in as opposed to doing/using responsibly. And then bad consequences happen and candy/alcohol/sex is still somehow the bad thing. Just teach people responsibility!!

It's possible to "overindulge" in sex?

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006


I DON'T GET JOKES

Unfortunately the whole "abstinence only" policy goes far past the school in most Southern states. Most of the rural communities treat teenage pregnancy as something that only happens to whores, white trash, blacks, and non-Christians. Thus in the minds of many people who determine policy, it is okay to teach only abstinence because the good Christian folk will benefit while the godless get whats coming to them. I wish I was joking, but this was the core of the reasoning given for why this policy existed at my my high school in Alabama. It isn't a policy problem really, it's a cultural problem that seeps into political policy.

Casimir Radon
Aug 02, 2008



genesplicer posted:

It amazes me that people are still supporting Abstinence Only "education" when it has so clearly failed. Mississippi has the highest teen pregnancy rate of any state, and the highest rate of out-of-wedlock births.
And it finds time to be the poorest, dumbest, fattest state as well.

Peven Stan
Feb 01, 2006
de_panclan

Holy poo poo even the Puritans condoned heavy petting

Childish Elpenor
Dec 20, 2006
You know what makes me mad and angry?

Yargh posted:

It's like anything you tell people they can't have, like candy and alcohol. Emphasis is put on it as being "bad", it's hidden or restricted, and therefore becomes something people overindulge in as opposed to doing/using responsibly. And then bad consequences happen and candy/alcohol/sex is still somehow the bad thing. Just teach people responsibility!!

Plus it an really mess with people's ideas about sexuality, that it's shameful and wrong and all that.

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001


Yargh posted:

It's like anything you tell people they can't have, like candy and alcohol.

No, not really. Sex is going to be desired by teenagers no matter what you say about it.

M_E_G. ADI. K
Dec 11, 2006



Casimir Radon posted:

And it finds time to be the poorest, dumbest, fattest state as well.

You'll have to excuse the ignorance of a poor foreigner, but Mississippi is one of those states that is traditionally heavily Democrat, right?

xie
Jul 29, 2004

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.


TheSleeper posted:

It's possible to "overindulge" in sex?

Yes, of course, like any other fun activity/vice.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 09, 2002

Rock for Light

M_E_G. ADI. K posted:

You'll have to excuse the ignorance of a poor foreigner, but Mississippi is one of those states that is traditionally heavily Democrat, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:R..._blue_state.svg

TheChaplain
Apr 22, 2002

God is just the start of your problems, neh?

TheSleeper posted:

It's possible to "overindulge" in sex?
When you find out what that is, here is where you should go.

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008

Thy next foe is...


TheSleeper posted:

It's possible to "overindulge" in sex?

Uh yes?

Thenipwax posted:

No, not really. Sex is going to be desired by teenagers no matter what you say about it.

I was getting more along the lines of "people want it, and in proper practice it's fine, but telling people 'no' or not letting them know the risks results in some pretty bad things." Except instead of diabetes or alcohol poisoning, it's babies and STDs. But yeah, teens and any human in general wanna get it on, and stuff.

M_E_G. ADI. K posted:

You'll have to excuse the ignorance of a poor foreigner, but Mississippi is one of those states that is traditionally heavily Democrat, right?

No, try again, it's the poorest, dumbest, fattest state, so not Dem.

Derringer
Mar 17, 2008



Is this like the electric slide or the locomotion? I wanna get in on this dance before it becomes a fad. Perhaps like the tootsie roll dance.
"Cotton candy, sweet and low, Don't touch me in my No-no"

Tony Danza Claus
Aug 08, 2009


M_E_G. ADI. K posted:

Welp, looks like they ain't abstainin' hard enough, guess we need to increase the funding for abstinence only education!

poo poo, like that's a big deal. We'll just cut the science and math from the curriculum.

Eventually K-12 education in the south and midwest is going to be reduced to bible study and "why condoms don't work" workshops.

M_E_G. ADI. K posted:

You'll have to excuse the ignorance of a poor foreigner, but Mississippi is one of those states that is traditionally heavily Democrat, right?

Mississippi went Republican in 9 of the 10 last elections (1976 being for southern heartthrob Jimmy Carter). Or, to put it another way:

Yargh posted:

No, try again, it's the poorest, dumbest, fattest state, so not Dem.

Tony Danza Claus fucked around with this message at Nov 02, 2009 around 21:56

M_E_G. ADI. K
Dec 11, 2006




I was actually being sarcastic, I know Mississippi is red as a baboon arsehole, but thanks for the unlabelled map of US states.

Tony Danza Claus posted:

poo poo, like that's a big deal. We'll just cut the science and math from the curriculum.

Eventually K-12 education in the south and midwest is going to be reduced to bible study and "why condoms don't work" workshops.

No no no, condoms cause Aids

M_E_G. ADI. K fucked around with this message at Nov 02, 2009 around 21:54

Casimir Radon
Aug 02, 2008



M_E_G. ADI. K posted:

You'll have to excuse the ignorance of a poor foreigner, but Mississippi is one of those states that is traditionally heavily Democrat, right?
Not so much. On the taxi ride to the airport the driver was telling me that he thinks Obama is The Manchurian Candidate.

PT6A
Jan 05, 2006



Nobody's 'upposed to touch me where my bathing suit covers!

Jesus Christ
Jun 01, 2000

MY SEARCH FUNCTION


Hey now, no need for Texas hate. I had sex-ed in 5th grade ('96) and while it was kind of simplified and toned down for a 5th grade audience they still explained the details and talked about birth control. Had it again in 10th grade ('02) and they went much more in depth about birth control, where to get it, how to use it, how to avoid getting taken advantage of, etc.

Of course they stated at the beginning that "abstinence is the only way to 100% avoid pregnancy and STDs, but you little shits are hornier than jackrabbits and are going to gently caress no matter what so here's how to be safe." Well... in more polite language at least.

This "No-No Square" crap is absolutely ridiculous. It baffles me every time I hear of school districts starting up new -- or continuing to use -- abstinence-only programs which have been proven time and again to be completely ineffective at deterring pregnancy and STD rates.

Why do people so vehemently deny human nature and the fact that people -- yes, even your precious little angel -- love to gently caress? I was pretty lucky in that I went to a pretty nice high school. My four years there, with a steady student population of around 3000, I only recall two girls ever being pregnant (though I have no doubt there were some hush-hush abortions). It blew my mind when I went to a different high school in the same city to take the ACT and saw that they had a day-care center. A loving day-care center... in a high school!?

Raere
Dec 13, 2007



Why let facts get in the way when you have a hellofa catchy rhyme?

Viet Timh
Apr 16, 2009


wait, I'm confused. Is the No-No Square a good touch or a bad touch?

Faxman
Feb 27, 2009


Well, it sure is a good thing that telling kids not to do something and providing no information on why they shouldn't do it always works.

Seriously though, "No-No Square"?? That may just be my favorite euphemism ever.

M_E_G. ADI. K
Dec 11, 2006



The combination of the 'No-no Square' and no sex education has to be resulting in some very confused teenage boys the first time they get into a girls pants.

Still could be worse...I hear you can't even fit a square peg into a round hole.

ColobusMonkey
Jan 23, 2005



It's supposed to go like this:

STOP!
Don't touch me there!
This is my no-no square.
R-A-P-E
Get your penis out of me!

Dr. Dick
Jun 26, 2009

JUST FUCK ALREADY
PIMP DAD-DY


"Hey baby wanna find out what a yes-yes square is?"

Fake Edit: Google just made me feel dirty.

SopWATh
Jun 01, 2000


In Minnesota it's:

Stop! Don't touch me there!
This is my private square!

Tony Danza Claus
Aug 08, 2009


Jesus Christ posted:

Hey now, no need for Texas hate.

Name one time when it's not a great idea to point and laugh at Texas.

Noni
Jul 08, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 448 hours!


I love it that the word "education" is used so poorly that it's lost all meaning.

I can't wait for someone to sue abstinence-only states for disallowing the right to a proper sexual education. Freedom of Education didn't just overturn desegregation, but it means that public schools are forbidden from teachings that endorse a particular religious belief.

Abstinence is part of a religious belief.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

TheSleeper posted:

It's possible to "overindulge" in sex?

Sure, if your dick falls off, you know you have overindulged.

Tony Danza Claus
Aug 08, 2009


ColobusMonkey posted:

It's supposed to go like this:

STOP!
Don't touch me there!
This is my no-no square.
R-A-P-E
Get your penis out of me!

In the back
There's not a No-No Square
A-N-A-L
No one can get pregnant there!

Casimir Radon
Aug 02, 2008



SopWATh posted:

In Minnesota it's:

Stop! Don't touch me there!
This is my private square!
Please tell me you went to private school?

PT6A
Jan 05, 2006



Noni posted:

Abstinence is part of a religious belief.

It could be argued that it serves a secular purpose, as it's the only way to 100% certainly prevent STDs and pregnancy.

That doesn't mean it's realistic or a good idea, though.

Gyver
Jun 24, 2005
D-;

Mississippi Rube posted:


Stop, don't touch me there! You know this is my no-no square


Is it just me, or does this sound like a Gunther song?

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