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Chai Hulud
Feb 01, 2007


My friends and I started making a game out of how many different people from how many countries we have slept with. Think of it like "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego" but with lots of sex!

Ok here is my map. The countries in green are the ones that I have been with.
http://www.29travels.com/travelmap/


For those of you that are bad at geography the countries are
1. USA (obviously)
2. Italy
3. Albania
4.Ukraine
5. Belarus
6. Russia
7. Kazakhstan

So how many nationalities have you been with?

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buyable
Dec 12, 2006

rock out

i hadd sex with every women

mulligan
Jul 04, 2008


US, Dominican Republic, and Albania...

RealKyleH
Dec 22, 2007


All of the people I have slept with were born and raised in the USA.

I hope you all get deported.

Pwyduddihudd
Jun 06, 2009


buyable posted:

i hadd sex with every women

womannn.

Troll properly or not at all.

I've done the USA, Russia, Japan, Switzerland.

tupac kiosk
Aug 18, 2006

So awkward


Ungreen all that poo poo baby because my anaconda ain't want none unless you are an American

Vulcan
Mar 24, 2005
Motobike



I sleep with a lot of mermaids as well.

The Amputee House
Oct 25, 2005

Beavers are magnificent! They are very good swimmers and takes good care of there babies. I am so glad I learned about these awesome animals.

buyable posted:

i hadd sex with every women

Did you really? Or are you just trying to first post thread poo poo???


And to answer your question OP, none. I'm still rockin' the v-card.

captainoblivious
Feb 02, 2005



I dunno where do they make real dolls?

Vulcan
Mar 24, 2005
Motobike

You can count the nationality of the real doll.

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004




The Amputee House posted:

Did you really? Or are you just trying to first post thread poo poo???


And to answer your question OP, none. I'm still rockin' the v-card.

 AxeManiac
Nov 13, 2000



I once took a nap with a Norwegian.

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007



Chai Hulud posted:

My friends and I started making a game out of how many different people from how many countries we have slept with. Think of it like "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego" but with lots of sex!

Ok here is my map. The countries in green are the ones that I have been with.
http://www.29travels.com/travelmap/


For those of you that are bad at geography the countries are
1. USA (obviously)
2. Italy
3. Albania
4.Ukraine
5. Belarus
6. Russia
7. Kazakhstan

So how many nationalities have you been with?

You just made a map illustrating the nationalities of the people you have had sex with.

I don't think you've had sex with anyone.

Radd McCool
Dec 03, 2005


Dos. Dos nacionalidad.

Chai Hulud posted:

My friends and I started making a game out of how many different people from how many countries we have slept with. Think of it like "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego" but with lots of sex!

Ok here is my map. The countries in green are the ones that I have been with.
http://www.29travels.com/travelmap/


For those of you that are bad at geography the countries are
1. USA (obviously)
2. Italy
3. Albania
4.Ukraine
5. Belarus
6. Russia
7. Kazakhstan

So how many nationalities have you been with?
At first I thought the yellow was the highlighting and you were in the peace corps for a decade.

Ziir
Nov 20, 2004


How about every country I've had sex in

SisterKristen
Oct 12, 2004
Hot chick with glasses RIGHT HERE BUDDY!

I kissed a Polish guy once.

piemanmoo
Oct 28, 2007

I'll find my own lightning.

Fleshlight's made in China, I think.

'Ole

Knackered
Jul 29, 2006

Trapped in the Something Awful avatar factory, send help!


I'm a sentient planet and I slept with Earth, does that count as all nationalities?

snolly
Oct 31, 2006



I only need a Welsh girl to complete my British Isles collection.

captainoblivious
Feb 02, 2005



snolly posted:

I only need a Welsh girl to complete my British Isles collection.

I'd probably pass on that prospect if I were you. You'd be better off loving a West Virginian, they might have more teeth.

bhukBC
Feb 19, 2007
stealth mode


SisterKristen posted:

I kissed a Polish guy once.

I know how you can color in Poland.

Bwee
Jan 08, 2005



I slept with a Pokemon

Tony Danza Claus
Aug 08, 2009


Ziir posted:

How about every country I've had sex in



Gross, dude, you hosed an Alaskan?

Also, how do I check "black"? Do I just mark all of Africa? I'm not sure where specifically her ancestors would have been from.

And because I hosed a Irish/german/polish/something mix do I only shade in 1/4 of each?

Sab669
Sep 24, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 86 hours!


I've been with a girl whose parents are like, full on Portuguese but she was born and raised in England (where she still lives). She came to the states and we did it in Canada.


That's it D=

Chai Hulud
Feb 01, 2007


Tony Danza Claus posted:

Gross, dude, you hosed an Alaskan?

Also, how do I check "black"? Do I just mark all of Africa? I'm not sure where specifically her ancestors would have been from.

And because I hosed a Irish/german/polish/something mix do I only shade in 1/4 of each?

if she was born and raised in the US you've slept with an American.

Unused
Aug 29, 2008


snolly posted:

I only need a Welsh girl to complete my British Isles collection.

As a curious Brit, which country was the best?

buyable
Dec 12, 2006

rock out

The Amputee House posted:

Did you really? Or are you just trying to first post thread poo poo???

you right this is such a great thread sorry for posting

Tony Danza Claus
Aug 08, 2009


Chai Hulud posted:

if she was born and raised in the US you've slept with an American.

That's not fair. If an American-born Japanese chick counts, so does a black chick.

poptart_fairy
Apr 08, 2009

$10 Spy


British.

Technically.

We're very close friends!

With an awkward do-they-don't-they thing going on!

We were in the same hotel room, I swear to god! Honest!

...

I don't think it counts when you both decide against it, but end up finishing up by mistake regardless.

wretched_gavek
Jun 30, 2005

ALL DAY!




My map.


Tony Danza Claus posted:

That's not fair. If an American-born Japanese chick counts, so does a black chick.

It totally does!

leidend
May 18, 2008



Green means go



Two Irish girls and of course it's barely visible.

Sockmuppet
Aug 15, 2009


Norwegian, Hungarian and French.

But I view sex with foreigners in much the same way as I view eating sushi in foreign countries. I know on a purely intellectual level that it's probably no less safe than eating it/having it back home, but it still feels like a risky endeavour that will probably leave you with a parasitic infection.

Chai Hulud
Feb 01, 2007


wretched_gavek posted:





Did you sleep with a sea monster?

 mons noobis
Jun 20, 2001

you will experience fear (the best emotion)

america is a melting pot so if you have sex with an american you're basically banging everyone

vipers-venom
Apr 11, 2006


I can officially say out of the 10 girls I've hosed, all of them were born and raised in the U.S. with brown hair and brown eyes except for one girl who had brown hair and blue eyes. It's not that I'm necessarily picky, it just happens that way.

Edited for increased vulgarity.

vipers-venom fucked around with this message at Nov 03, 2009 around 17:51

modestduty
Jul 03, 2009


My favorite was the Israeli
Also this is in no way intended to be bragging, there are just a lot of international students where I go to school, two years ago, it would have been USA and Mexico and that's it.

Edit: Forgot Albania but I uploaded the picture directly so it's here to stay.

modestduty fucked around with this message at Nov 03, 2009 around 17:50

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 08, 2000


why not just say hosed instead of slept, you can cuss here you know.

Nthman
Nov 03, 2004

Creepy

Jimmy Smuts posted:

why not just say hosed instead of slept, you can cuss here you know.

Because that wouldnt be respectful young man.

Tony Danza Claus
Aug 08, 2009


mons noobis posted:

america is a melting pot so if you have sex with an american you're basically banging everyone

When you bone a white girl you're boning every one of the countries her ancestors boned in.

The only way to be safe is to save yourself for marriage (to a foreigner).

poptart_fairy
Apr 08, 2009

$10 Spy


Jimmy Smuts posted:

why not just say hosed instead of slept, you can cuss here you know.

Some of us respect a girls' need to rest, thank you very much.

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