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Brolita: Mar 23, 2009; sieg heil

oh hello there

From Wikipedia:

wikipedia posted:

Ralph "Rusty" Humphries (born 1965) is an American radio host, conservative political commentator, and songwriter. Humphries' nationally-syndicated radio show, The Rusty Humphries Show, airs on over 250 stations through Talk Radio Network.

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Humphries has hosted radio shows in New York, Dallas, San Diego, Atlanta and Fort Wayne, Indiana.[citation needed] He has also worked at radio stations in Chicago, Los Angeles[1], Seattle, Kansas City[1], and Portland, Oregon.[2]

Humphries has been named one of "America's 100 Most Important Radio Talk Show Hosts" for 12 years in a row, and he was nominated as "Talk Personality Of The Year" by Radio & Records.[3] Humphries was inducted into the Nevada Broadcasters Hall of Fame as its youngest inductee ever.[3] He is ranked number 43 in the Talkers Magazine "Heavy Hundred" for 2008 and 38th in 2009.[4]

After his two "Rusty Humphries' Salute to the American Veterans" concerts drew a sold out crowd on Veterans Day in 1999 and 2000, Humphries was named "Reno's #1 local entertainer."[2]

Humphries has produced five musical albums, including Bomb Iraq: Rusty Humphries Takes On the Terrorists, and Greeting From America: Wish You Were Here, a compilation album made for American troops serving in Iraq.[citation needed]

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Personal life

Humphries is a singer/songwriter. Humphries' wife, Ami Kathleen, died on July 17, 2008 after a long-battle with interstitial cystitis.[5] Humphries discussed her death when he returned to the air on July 28, 2008. Rusty has two young daughters, Katelynn and Karaline.

Humphries' father had joined the military when he was only 14 years old and was killed in the Vietnam War on Jaunuary 26, 1969.[6][7]

Humphries helped raise $50,000 dollars as part of Nevada's contribution for the National World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C.[8]

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Partial discography

* Bogged Down by Reality (as "Rusty and the Boneheads") (1993)
* Bomb Iraq: Rusty Humphries Takes On the Terrorists (February 2003)
* Greeting From America: Wish You Were Here
* Thank Allah I'm a Jihad Boy (October 2006)[9]

Humphries' HILARIOUS Song Parodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvfiq0tiDF4

More wacky parodies at the bottom of his home page!

Humphries on Obama's U.N. Speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSxq1W7ClI

Rusty at the Modesto tea party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc63n9OeJfA

THE LEFTERSONS!

Kids still watch MTV Cribs, right?

Bye thanks for being American!!!

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:20

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# ? Nov 21, 2009 23:16

pacman: May 07, 2003; PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

I called off work one day because of my rusty humphries.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:27

Swashy: Sep 16, 2008

Haha! Those drat liberals and their counter-culture drug kids! Everyone knows liberal families all have kids with every lovely popular culture stereotype attached to them. Get with the times and be conservative! Conserve our white culture and fight off the black muslim demon!

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:30

potee: Jul 23, 2007

Isn't giving someone a Rusty Humphrey still illegal in most southern states?

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:32

Kid Awesome: Sep 24, 2009; fucking post better so you dont get another anoying giant titel

If GBS is to ever hear Rollye James, they shall explode.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:43

Morler: Nov 24, 2005; Oh, fuck yes.

edit: Beaten by a better joke.

God, I remember when some of my dumber relatives thought that "Bomb Iraq" thing was the best poo poo ever. That was an awkward Thanksgiving.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:46

Walter: Jul 03, 2003; We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

My 9th grade English teacher was named Rusty Ford.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:50

Sashiva: Mar 27, 2007; Down in Flames...

I dunno man he seems like a standard right wing radio host, glenn beck makes me laugh (and cry) a whole lot more.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:51

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009

I dunno, he looks more like a "Blumpkin" to me.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:58

Kid Awesome: Sep 24, 2009; fucking post better so you dont get another anoying giant titel

RUSTY SHACKLEFORD

# ? Nov 03, 2009 21:58

Requested_Username: Nov 27, 2007; Some days you are the pelican, other days you are the pigeon.

Does being a conservative radio talk show host automatically add on about 80 lbs or is it just a coincidence?

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:01

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; Breasteses?

Requested_Username posted:

Does being a conservative radio talk show host automatically add on about 80 lbs or is it just a coincidence?

Only if you're male.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:03

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Look at me, Brad. I'm a man now, except I don't look like a faggot and talk all educated.

Brolita posted:

Rusty at the Modesto tea party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc63n9OeJfA

Why was this man in my home town?

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:03

Bash Ironfist: Aug 16, 2008; murdering a woman and removing her teeth and fingers is fucking awesome!

pacman posted:

I called off work one day because of my rusty humphries.

Rusy Humpries is often times harder on the listener then on the host.

I would drive you to the air port, but my Rusty Humphries are acting up again, and I can't stop making GBS threads.

The doctor says I have a severe case of Rusty Humphries, and I shouldn't panic when my testicles start to swell.

In all seriousness, at least the dude helped raise money for a memorial. Has Glen Beck or Rush Phlembog ever done that?

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:10

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009

Brolita posted:

Humphries on Obama's U.N. Speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSxq1W7ClI

What the hell. That cartoon said he didn't whine. The Leftersons is a sham.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:12

BrianPhillips: May 10, 2006

-Atom- posted:

Why was this man in my home town?

Holy poo poo Jay Smith Biatch is my neighbor. Met that guy while I was coming out of my alley with some friends. loving weird.

These song parodies suck.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:12

CinnamonToastFunk: Nov 11, 2008; "He is ill clothed that is bare of funk."
--Pimpjammin Funklin

Just gonna play devil's advocate here but that kid in The Leftersons does look like a total douchebag.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:12

XBurritoXLogicX: Jun 26, 2005; A burrito as big as a baby!

CinnamonToastFunk posted:

Just gonna play devil's advocate here but that kid in The Leftersons does look like a total douchebag.

Anyone that wears a "Darwin fish" t-shirt should be beaten with an oar.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:17

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009

CinnamonToastFunk posted:

Just gonna play devil's advocate here but that kid in The Leftersons does look like a total douchebag.

When I draw my "Rightersons" cartoon the son will wear a t-shirt that just says GOD in big, red letters.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:19

Green Puddin: Mar 30, 2008

Wow, does Tim Buckley do the comics for this guy? Seriously, it's copy + paste with just flipping other object like mouths and eyes.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:37

BooDoug187: Apr 08, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Bash Ironfist posted:

Rusy Humpries is often times harder on the listener then on the host.

I would drive you to the air port, but my Rusty Humphries are acting up again, and I can't stop making GBS threads.

The doctor says I have a severe case of Rusty Humphries, and I shouldn't panic when my testicles start to swell.

I once dated a girl who gave me a real bad case of Rusty Humphreis.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:51

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

I caught Rusty Humphries and I'm supposed to tell every woman I sleep with. Luckily as a republican I don't believe in bacteria and viruses and demons can not be transmitted through incestuous or pedophilic contact so I'm safe on both counts.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 22:58

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 08, 2006; Third-string = best string.

Do these talk radio guys come out of a factory or something? They're all pretty much identical.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 23:02

No End to Gulps: Aug 19, 2006; Go home and be a family man

He looks terrifying in that last picture, as if he's about to open his maw moreso and bare a set of razor sharp yellow teeth.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 23:08

Mr.48: May 01, 2007; Honestly if it weren't for white people we'd never had have the pogo ball. You know, with the ball and the disc and you kinda jumped on it for a while. I feel Einstein would be proud.

Requested_Username posted:

Does being a conservative radio talk show host automatically add on about 80 lbs or is it just a coincidence?

Its more like those two things are both symptoms of the same disease: Being a lazy rear end in a top hat.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 23:10

nullandvoid: Mar 07, 2006; Like most religions, what you see is a hollow promise

Amazon Reviewer posted:

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars a future classic patriotic parity, February 12, 2003
By robert rawlings - phxbeerman@aol.com (phoenix, arizona) - See all my reviews

If you love america this cd is a gotta have.... i am a dj and plan on using a song off this in the club nightly. This is sure to get some attention buy a copy before they are gone!
I suggest using the money you are saving from not going to see any movies from the hollywood idiots and buy everyone you know a copy!

This guy was able to see into the future, apparently.

http://www.amazon.com/Bomb-Iraq-Rus...s/dp/B000087DSC

Also, I'm curious to what sort of mixes this dude pumps out.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 23:22

MisterFister: Jul 06, 2003; Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

Phil Hendrie used to do a loving hilarious Rusty Humphries bit.

# ? Nov 03, 2009 23:27

Eggplant Ronin: Apr 26, 2007; Smug Bastard since '85.

MisterFister posted:

Phil Hendrie used to do a loving hilarious Rusty Humphries bit.

Phil Hendrie used to be sane.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 06:41

Anthrovore: Oct 12, 2009

The Amazon reviews for "Bomb Iraq" are hilarious...

quote:

If you love america this cd is a gotta have.... i am a dj and plan on using a song off this in the club nightly. This is sure to get some attention buy a copy before they are gone!

I really hope he plays the kind of lovely clubs that are full of gun toting rap fans.

EDIT:beaten...but I guess this is hilarious enough to warrant two posts.

Anthrovore fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 18:39

# ? Nov 04, 2009 17:20

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