Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining us 94,000+ Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
  • Post
  • Reply
princecoo
Sep 03, 2009


We all know that it gets around. What malicious rumours and/or gossip have been floating around your workplace recently?
Bonus points if said rumour later turns out to be true!

If this tanks, eh, you admins do what you gotta do.


Woman supervisor at my workplace recently got divorced, apparently because she had a major-league crush on our assistant store manager. Well, he wasn't terribly interested (ie. wouldn't leave his wife) so she has gone off the rails slightly. It was rumoured that she was banging a cashier, young guy (18, she's 34) and was generally being a whore about town. She has 3 kids, between 6 and 12.
I thought it was all just gossip until I went out with some friends one Saturday night, and there she is, bumping and grinding away, drunk as hell on the dancefloor. Where are the kids? At home. Alone. It's 1am. She rubbed her crotch on the leg of my jeans and dirty-danced all over me, and I was quite uncomfortable. Then I saw her with previously mentioned cashier, and eventually she left with some random guy.

The best bit is that through my intricate web of sources, she just last week had a pregnancy scare.

I'm sure we've all had similar experiences (or even had rumours about us), post them.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mooch and Earl
May 20, 2009

Intense Football League

I get all my rumors from the History Channel.

I only report to one person for work and we share no secrets so my life is rumor free.

insufficient guns
May 04, 2009


At my former high school, people were saying one of the teachers left her husband for another teacher. A female teacher. After months of speculation, they came to school one day with the same last names! The next rumour was that they were trying to start a family. After months of further speculation, it turns out they were, and she had a miscarriage. I swear, the lives of those two women were like a soap opera for the rest of the school.

That's really my main experience with rumours. Not much going around in university or at my part time job. I guess there was also a rumour that I was a lesbian. It turned out to be false.

extra innings lovin
Jan 01, 2005

ahh


I tell people that when the Earth's magnetic poles shift, North Korea will be South Korea and vice versa.

Neckbeard v. 2.0
May 04, 2004

Yeah, they make cars too.

I think rumors tend to be juicy because you know the person that they're about.

Also this is stupid you are stupid hth.

Zaftig
Jan 21, 2008

It's infectious


Once, while doing a project with someone in college, she told me something about the girl down the hall and a bunny. "Wait, she was a bunny?" I asked, hoping to clarify. "Yeah," she said. "Don't tell anyone."

I immediately told everyone I knew that that girl used to be a Playboy Bunny. After about a month of spreading this, I learned that I misheard; she had a bunny. I did a project with her boyfriend a year later and he said he searched for her online obsessively for about six months, figuring she must have a working name. Oops.

Last Emperor
Oct 30, 2009

'You call that an Empire?'


Back in school it was that one of our PE Teachers was gay,

Turns out we were very wrong and he was actually molesting with the female students. (Ages 12/13 to 16/17 since it's a UK school)

BeAgoodRobot
May 23, 2007
They make you sick, then sell the cure.

My 18 month old son thinks the television remote belongs to him. Little does he know, it belongs to me.

RoadKnight
Jun 17, 2005


Last Emperor posted:

Back in school it was that one of our PE Teachers was gay,

Turns out we were very wrong and he was actually molesting with the female students. (Ages 12/13 to 16/17 since it's a UK school)


You fuckers probably drove him to it. He had to prove he was a REAL MAN!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

BrenderAnEddie were still goin' steady in the summer of '75


extra innings lovin posted:

I tell people that when the Earth's magnetic poles shift, North Korea will be South Korea and vice versa.

Can we swap North and South America, too? That would be a cool change of pace.

  • Post
  • Reply