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BANG! POW! KABLAM! ROAR! SMASH!  Ah, it's a lovely morning in Action-ville! The smell of fresh grass, gun powder, and good old fashioned American heroism. What could possibly go wrong on a day like this? BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Your normally quiet street is rocked by an explosion - each hero drops his toast, his morning paper, her mascara wand - and races outside their beautiful suburban houses to see what the trouble is. And there, where Neo's house normally stood, was a pile of rubble. And one pair of shades, mangled beyond recognition. "What a senseless tragedy," wails one hero. "He was so young!" cries another. "Who could do such a thing?" questions a third. "I don't know guys," says a fourth. "But that was a wicked explosion." "A worthy way to die," agrees a fifth. And that's when all the heroes grew silent, contemplating giant bombs and their own mortality. "There's a note!" DEAR ACTION MORONS, YOUR REIGN AS KINGS OF THE BOX OFFICE WILL SOON BE OVER. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE GROWN DULL AND WITLESS WATCHING YOUR BRAINLESS ANTICS. SOON EXPLOSIONS WILL BE REPLACED BY LOVE SCENES, AND QUASI-WITTY ONE-LINERS REPLACED WITH REAL COMEDY LEGENDS! WATCH YOUR BACKS. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. WE'RE ALREADY AMONG YOU. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. LOVE, MORE DESERVING MOVIE STARS. PS - I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIREWORKS. "Oh, no!" gasp the heroes as it slowly dawns on them what has just gone down. Other genre stars are masquerading as action heroes. It is the town's job to figure out who they are and Welcome to Action Mafia! This is a game for 25 players, with a closed setup. The roles are pretty standard and should all be found on The SA Mafia Wiki or that wicked cool flash thingy. Furthermore, this game will include optional Post Restrictions. Meaning you can choose to roleplay your character, but if you don't want to, nothing bad happens. If you don't like PRs, you probably shouldn't play in this game. Your mods this game will be: Savahontas (AIM: Savahontas, PMs: Y) and Poke-Protector 2000 (AIM: SAPokey2k, PMs: Y). Pokey is in some crazy part of the world ( Sombrero (AIM: sombrero stan, PMs: Y), as acting KING OF THE INTERNET, will also be providing vote-counts and general internet wisdom. First some administrative stuff… THE RULES 1. Don’t edit your posts. At all. Don’t try to subvert normal play with t/d, toxxes, whatever. In return, I won’t gently caress with you: there will be no jesters, deathmillers, or changing alignments. This game is 100% not a mindfuck. Keep it clean! 2. I will give you deadlines. I love deadlines. Insta-lynch is set at 1/2+1 and deadline lynches are 1/3+1. Or something close. I am really horrible at counting. 3. Cardflip is ON. The cardflips are 100% accurate. 4. Vote by bolding [b ]##vote Savahontas[/b] and please remember to unvote because I'm doing this by hand, as I am stuck in the dark ages. 5. Please do not post a day command unless you are allowed to use said day command. 6. THE POST RESTRICTIONS ARE NOT MOD-ENFORCED. THEY ARE FOR FUN. If you think your PR is lame, feel free to make up a new one. Please role-play! 7. SERIOUSLY DON'T LURK. I have never, ever lurked one of your games, DO NOT lurk mine. If you enjoy lurking, please look elsewhere. I have a very, very low tolerance for lurkers. If there's some kind of real-life problem (you're in labor, your house is on fire, etc), you can contact me on AIM or by PMs. 8. Assume that the scum have been given fakeclaims. Because they have. Good ones. DO NOT MAKE FLAVOR ARGUMENTS, FLAVOR ARGUMENTS ARE DUMB. 9. Also major thanks to Quandary, Sombrero, and Pokey for helping balance the game. SAMPLE TOWN ROLE PM Character Name (Movie/TV Show) – Stuff about your character! You are TOWN ROLE NAME! You win with the town. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. POST RESTRICTION: Talk about how much you love ponies! Flips will be of the following format: Player Name, Role Name (Movie), Alignment-Role, was killed in some horrible fashion/lynched DXX/NXX. For example: Poke-Protector 2000, Neo (The Matrix), Town Vanilla, was killed in a terrible explosion N0. Note: there is no N0. Player list: 1. amaranthine - John Patrick Mason (The Rock) 2. Ashenai - The Scarlett Pimpernell (the Scarlet Pimpernel) 3. busb - Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath (OSS 117 Cairo: Nest of Spies) 4. Cirofren – Smith (Shoot ‘em Up) 5. Captain Capitalism – John McClaine (Die Hard) 6. EccoRaven - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) 7. El Generico - Jack Slater (the Last Action Hero) 8. Flaggy - Ash Williams (the Evil Dead series) 9. FronzKofo - Michael Weston (Burn Notice) 10. Illandir - Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China) 11. 12. Juanito – Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) 13. LITERALLY MAD IRL - Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) 14. LUTR - Jason Bourne (the Bourne series) 15. 16. Sataren – Angus MacGyver (MacGyver) 17. SlothBear – Blade (Blade) 18. Snowberries – Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill Vols 1&2) 19. 20. Vader7 – Han Solo (the Star Wars trilogy) 21. Varinn - Ofcr. James Darrel Edwards III (Men in Black) 22. winvirus – James Bond (the James Bond films) 23. Xythar – Batman (Batman) 24. Zerst – Chev Chelios (Crank) 25. zzyzx – The Terminator (the Terminator series) Replacements: 1. Cidrick 2. merk It is currently: DAY 5! Day 3's deadline is Tuesday, Nov 24th. The DEAD 1. El Generico, Jack Slater (The Last Action Hero), TOWN ONE-SHOT BULLETPROOF, was lynched D1! 2. Xythar, Batman (Batman), TOWN MASON, was murdered with a sectum sempra spell N1! 3. winvirus, Harry Potter (the Harry Potter films), SCUM GODFATHER, was killed N1! 4. Flaggy, Ash Williams (the Evil Dead series), TOWN VANILLA, was lynched D2! 5. TNL, Tony Montana (Scarface), TOWN VANILLA, has been shot point-blank N2! 6. Zerst, Chev Chelios (Crank), TOWN VANILLA, has been poisoned on the lips and shot in the head N2! 7. Captain Capitalism, John McClane (the Die Hard series), TOWN COP, has been lynched DAY 3! 8. Ashenai, The Scarlet Pimpernel(The Scarlet Pimpernel), TOWN DOCTOR, has been shot in the head, Night 3! 9. Illandir, The Lion King(The Lion King), SCUM ROLECOP, has been strangled and drawn upon Night 3! 10. Eccoraven, Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) SCUM ROLEBLOCKER, has been Lynched DAY 4. 11. merk, Martin Riggs (the Lethal Weapon series), TOWN MASON, has been poisoned on the lips and shot N4! Remember: It is a PARTY GAME. On the INTERNET. Have Fun! Let's start the show! Savahontas fucked around with this message at Nov 20, 2009 around 16:43 |
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For later!
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First In case you forget: AIM: Milkslake PMs: Nope :[ And I have a katana made by HATTORI HANZO. Snowberries fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 01:30 |
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signin' up for dis game  also sent you my role idea
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Groovy.
Flaggy fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 03:00 |
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I want to sign up but I'm still thinking of an action hero  If only Cylons were action heroes.
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Sataren you should be Han Solo! Also i'm here just letiing you know
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Vader7 has him. Also Flaggy's PR is going to be amazing, can't wait.
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Suggesting Star Wars over Battlestar Galactica when the man has it in his AV? ##vote winvirus
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Hey - I'm kinda new to mafia still, but I'd love to play. PMs: si AIM: medinaria Role - John Patrick Mason (The Rock) (if you don't want me in 'cause I'm new, that's totally ok)
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amaranthine posted:(if you don't want me in 'cause I'm new, that's totally ok) psh! I love newbies.
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I'm either insane or the OP changed. I have an awesome idea for my action hero should I say it here or PM it to you Sav?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:12 |
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Sataren posted:I'm either insane or the OP changed. I have an awesome idea for my action hero should I say it here or PM it to you Sav? Indiana Jones was on there twice  go ahead and PM it
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Savahontas posted:psh! I love newbies. Thanks 
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I would LOVE to be Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon! AIM: michaelthorsett PMs: someday, alas, not now Anything else I need to do? I promise not to mention my.... oops, almost.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:14 |
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I'd like Terminator, if he's not taken. PM's rock.
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I'm so in. aim: saturn2424 PM: yes, preferred role - ANGUS MACGYVER  I can't believe that's his first name
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Oh god... I would so love to join this as Indiana Jones or John McClane but my plate is full.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:22 |
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##unvote I don't want to screw up your vote counter. Groovy.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:23 |
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I am le confirming mon intereste in zis game. Zee scum shall never escape with zheir lives. But eef zey do, zey will regrette it. PMs: yes AIM: busbSA
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:23 |
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Also, should be Jason Bourne, not James. 
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zzyzx posted:Also, should be Jason Bourne, not James. so embarrassing
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Savahontas posted:so embarrassing I assume you were thinking of James Bond. Perfectly understandable.
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Sounds like fun! AIM: graceful redneck PMs: yes Lara Croft
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I'd love to take Smith as it gives me another reason to rewatch Shoot 'em Up!
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:51 |
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I also love that there are two Harrison Ford characters on the list.
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Indiana Jones. PM: yes aim:zero0314
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 01:53 |
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Oh and the movie i'm from is actually OSS 117 Cairo: Nest of Spies (OSS 117: Le Caire nid d'espions) It is hilarious and the funniest film i've seen in years. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464913/ Can't wait till this starts Sava!
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Michael Weston gently caress yes PMs: no AIM: kefka850
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:11 |
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Holy poo poo where have you been Fronz? I've missed playing with you.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:12 |
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Shitty_Wok posted:Holy poo poo where have you been Fronz? I've missed playing with you. I died a little bit for a while but I'm alive again so it all works out
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:14 |
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BUFFY I WANT BUFFY
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:17 |
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This should be fun. PMs: Yes AIM: theslothbear Role: Blade
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yes YES YES YES VARINNER YES I AM AGENT J
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:30 |
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Shitty_Wok posted:Holy poo poo where have you been Fronz? I've missed playing with you. lovely player OUT the thread 
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:35 |
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gently caress motherfuck yes 13. Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China) this is me, accept no substitutes AIM: postmodifier PMs: yes ma'am
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 02:42 |
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completely down w/ this AIM: literallymadirl PM: Yes Please Role: Ethan Hunt
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Yippie kah yay! PMs: Yes AIM: THENinjaRabbi Role: John McClaine
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Uh uh uh I gotta question, I need to ask somebody Why is it that when y'all see me at the party Y'all be looking like, "Ooh, he a movie star He ain't supposed to be out on the floor with everybody" But oh wait, whoa, y'all forgetting When I was, amateur spitting before the scripts were written First one in, last one out the club Bursting in, passing out in the club Back at it, this cat is the wit and the charm Taking you higher, like a syringe hittin' ya arm Bringing the fire, making your Benz ring the alarm Let me see you clap, spin baby, come on Switch
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Varinn posted:Uh uh uh How do you do it? Make me feel like I do
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