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Landerig: Oct 27, 2008

Today at work we got in a batch of power cords. Just regular three prong power cords like the ones used for computer power supplies. Each power cord has a little sticker on the end of it that says:

The engrish is funny as is, and we all got a laugh out of it. Then I started thinking of other things that such a sticker could be put onto, like this for starters:

PS: Here's my attempt to clean up the sticker and make the lettering show up better.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:02

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# ? Nov 21, 2009 11:17

acksplode: May 17, 2004

Three pages of dildos just ahead.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:04

Landerig: Oct 27, 2008

acksplode posted:

Three pages of dildos just ahead.

I was actually going to do that as well, but I couldn't get it to look right.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:05

RFisk: Aug 19, 2003; the looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

This totally reminds of that "for vaginal use only"/"for rectal use only" thread from a couple years ago!

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:06

Zophar: Sep 12, 2005; Fuck bitches, get money

Not to rain on your parade but there's really only 2 or 3 directions this can take and most of them end in dick jokes.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:09

Initio: Oct 29, 2007; !

Sure, but a dick joke doesn't have to suck.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:11

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004; "Tomorrow, you and I will go into the outfield and we will talk. I have a few things to teach you."

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:12

Spamiel: Oct 26, 2008

drat! I almost choked on my gum, I was laughing so furiously.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:16

Sataren: Oct 11, 2004; I have a plan.

Schweinhund posted:

drat that's actually pretty funny. Nice

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:17

Landerig: Oct 27, 2008

Zophar posted:

Not to rain on your parade but there's really only 2 or 3 directions this can take and most of them end in dick jokes.

Lets see here.

Knife (check)

Computer card.

Key.

Magazine cover called "Furious insertions".

Ammo clip.

Just off the top of my head, this has the potential to go off in at least a few directions.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:19

Tom Collins: Aug 25, 2000

Though to be honest that's one of the funnier threadshits I've seen in a while.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:24

Sehnsucht: Aug 02, 2003; Damn you and your daily doubles you brigand!

Sehnsucht fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 01:32

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:24

Vir: Dec 14, 2007; Chads for Xenu. Why settle for the lesser evil?

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:37

Radd McCool: Dec 03, 2005

Schweinhund posted:

Class-A threadshit.

Now to see if I can dig up a workable image, god damnit.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:38

Various Artists: Nov 13, 2008; Unknown Album
Untitled
***--

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:38

Eggsucker: May 27, 2005; Compound W

Various Artists posted:

That took me way too long to get, nice job dude.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:45

Parachnidox: Aug 12, 2007

# ? Nov 04, 2009 01:54

Rudi Von Starnberg: Jun 23, 2006; I ORDERED THESE MOTHERFUCKING SOIL REPORTS ON FRIDAY BITCH AND IVE GOT THE CHEQUE STUBS TO PROVE IT

# ? Nov 04, 2009 07:49

Strongylocentrotus: Jan 24, 2007

# ? Nov 04, 2009 08:09

Donny Brook: Jul 23, 2007; Yeah, whatever bitches.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 10:24

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 04, 2008; Weird stuff...Butt stuff.

Already this thread is going places! Going places furiously!

# ? Nov 04, 2009 10:36

Kobalt: Mar 19, 2003

I like to think that engrish is done intentionally by someone who speaks english just fine, and makes these things for our furious amusement.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 10:39

Rambowjo: May 27, 2008

I was gonna make it with goatse and a sign pointing to his torn rear end in a top hat, but just before I fetched my handy supply of hello.jpg, I realized I was in school. Anybody else feel like making it?

Please Insert Furiously

Just a random porno. As mentioned earlier, I can't quite go on the hunt for actual furious insertion action right now.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 10:59

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; \

_{Argh. The fontmatching gods are angered.}

Squish fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 11:38

# ? Nov 04, 2009 11:22

Strap-On Chainsaw: Jan 27, 2009

Rambowjo posted:

I was gonna contribute to the thread but then I decided to just not bother and poo poo it up instead.

Please Insert Furiously

And I couldn't even find a good porno either, so I posted a lovely one with an ugly chick that has a soul-less look on her weird face.

Fixed, thanks for nothing.

+
Rambowjo
=

Edit: And when did you "Mention that earlier"? We can't see your thoughts son, you're gonna have to type them out for us.

Strap-On Chainsaw fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 11:46

# ? Nov 04, 2009 11:43

man_in_a_can: Jan 19, 2008; a disembodied brain in a jar

(It's Bob Dole)

# ? Nov 04, 2009 11:44

Rambowjo: May 27, 2008

Strap-On Chainsaw posted:

Edit: And when did you "Mention that earlier"? We can't see your thoughts son, you're gonna have to type them out for us.

Wow, read my post mister. The first 2 lines.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 12:04

fishguzzler: Aug 25, 2008

Sehnsucht posted:

most terrifying

cow-eyed lost child in blue films

how could you, ronald?

# ? Nov 04, 2009 12:24

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009

http://img.waffleimages.com/fa36dea...n-goes-deep.jpg

Somebody fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 22:09

# ? Nov 04, 2009 12:41

Yabanjin: Feb 13, 2007; Saving the world, one stereotype at a time!

Zophar posted:

Not to rain on your parade but there's really only 2 or 3 directions this can take and most of them end in dick jokes.

We can do better than that!

Yabanjin fucked around with this message at Nov 13, 2009 around 11:25

# ? Nov 04, 2009 12:55

Mindbleach: Aug 05, 2007; Ask me about my infinite compression algorithms!

NMS that poo poo with the bull, please.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 18:56

Tony Danza Claus: Aug 08, 2009

dpack_1 posted:

http://img.waffleimages.com/fa36dea...n-goes-deep.jpg

Blood, guts, gore, live childbirth, decapitation, burns, gaping wounds, none of that bothers me.

Every single time I see this picture my legs spazz the gently caress out. That is loving gruesome.

Somebody fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 22:09

# ? Nov 04, 2009 19:00

Elgar: Mar 12, 2005; Hey guys, what is going on I don't understand.

Rambowjo posted:

I was gonna make it with goatse and a sign pointing to his torn rear end in a top hat, but just before I fetched my handy supply of hello.jpg, I realized I was in school. Anybody else feel like making it?

Please Insert Furiously

Just a random porno. As mentioned earlier, I can't quite go on the hunt for actual furious insertion action right now.