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UPDATE: Lou reads about tiny dicks in his sexy radio voice here Then you'll be right at home at my tiny dick! The message board for people with tiny dicks quote:I'm pretty scared. Terrified, actually. Over the past few weeks I've noticed my penis has been looking bigger than normal. It's still far from average but I'm afraid itll keep going. I've never measured it before, so I'm not sure I could tell if it really is growing. Is it even possible? Is there a way to stop it? I love the fact that when I get real swoll my cock is no bigger than a oat. I don't want this to end. Share advice on how to make the best out of your tiny blessing quote:hey guys they even have a picture and video section where you can compare sizes, but you have to register to view them. Have fun, goons! Bloody Penguin fucked around with this message at Nov 12, 2009 around 03:11 |
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Well I sure feel a lot better. All I need is a bib to cover my nuts and life will be good.
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quote:It's very annoying every time I piss, I end up dribbling all of it on my balls LOL @ this (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Hawk Harrelson posted:LOL @ this Don't do this. Is this even a real forum? Half of it seems like something goons would post whilst the other half seems genuine.
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How could you not post this reply:quote:I know that when a lot of guys try to get bigger they use pumps that make a vaccuum around their penis...so perhaps you could use the same principle and pump air into the chamber around your penis to force it to be smaller Blow on your dick to make it smaller. 
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:31 |
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quote:i am an impressive 3 3/4 inches when erect! at rest, on a bad time or cold day, just the soft pink tissue of the bulbous helmet head is visible.. no shaft! ok, sometimes i feel humiliated, but most times i feel like a Giant cos a cock this small is so statistically rare it is therefore very special. i believe a small pink circumcised stump is a marker of a high level of human evolution. i would like a partner who understands the deep trauma of being a tiny dick, but is positive, sexy & fun about it! So much cognitive dissonance so little time in just one post.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:34 |
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Pumaman posted:Blow on your dick to make it smaller. Not to mention dipping your tool in scolding hot melted wax.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:34 |
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Someone, I forget who, had an avatar that said "World's Smallest Penis" and the text underneath was "Sometimes, I pee on my balls". Never would I have thought that someone was actually small enough to pee on their balls.
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Holy poo poo, I cant stop laughing but I feel so bad.quote:I find it hard to pee at urinals, so I tend to sit down and pee like a girl, this also helps avoid the embarrassment of peeing in front of much bigger men.
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Hawk Harrelson posted:LOL @ this Dammit, that's not funny! Ever consider some of us that have normal or large penises but also GIGANTIC balls?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:39 |
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From the center of the anus to just beyond the tip.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:44 |
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At long last, we've found our replacement for "My penis is very small and smells of prawns."
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:54 |
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This thread is worthless without pics, of course. "The story of a man, his tiny dick, and his wifes girlfriends"
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:57 |
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I've found the best bet for safe-sex is using the left over wrapper from individual oat.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:57 |
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The forum this thread is linked to should not be confused with the other "my tiny dick" forum for female athletes and female steroid users who have giant clitorises. Also, what internet rule is this representative of where people form a community around something disturbing? Rule 12 or 13?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:58 |
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malefactor posted:From the center of the anus to just beyond the tip.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 07:58 |
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quote:hi again jim, i like your philosophy! i am sure we have bigger orgasms than normal guys. my whole body, from nipple to toe, goes into spasms! bet your cock is sexy too! no photos? i have my moments of insecurity too, sometimes i look at my cocklet in horror, as it is so small, but, i recover with a orgasm! Is it just me, or does this read like a children's book?
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"i hosed a virgin yesterday i had sex with a girl who has never done it before. it hurt her a littlebit at the beginning, but after a while, she said she dosen Last edited by srbijachrist333; 08-20-2009 at 09:39 AM.." The sad part is this poster actually edited his post........
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quote:I can tell you on behalf of my husband, who has a little 2.5" dick, that "tinies" definitely don't get more sex. He tries his best, but he has never been able to satisfy me. I finally had to get a vibrator just so I could get off. Then I caught a glimpse of the neighbor changing through his window and saw his 7.5" dick. I'll admit I was a little naughty and soon ended up having sex with him. The difference between him and my husband was night and day, and for the first time I felt truly satisfied as a woman after sex. Now, I rarely give in to my husband's sexual advances and he has to settle for jacking himself off on a regular basis so he doesn't get sexually frustrated. Even still, the lack of sex is clearly making him more irritable and cranky. Let me tell you, a long, thick, hard penis is a truly wonderful thing and there is simply no substitute for it. Not even my 8" vibrator comes close to how good it feels to be impaled, ridden and dominated by a man with a big dick. So, do I think tinies get more sex? Absolutely not. Just ask my husband. Sorry boys. This troll could try harder. 
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Does anyone remember the A/T thread about the goon with a micropenis?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 08:41 |
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quote:my favorite part about my oat-size dick is that i never have to hide boners EVER
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Eyre Kneed posted:Does anyone remember the A/T thread about the goon with a micropenis? Yeah. The wifey and I had a good time, and she finally realized my situation isn't so unique. She's already registered us for the Op's link, and I can only see our relationship improving with all the stories from happy couples on it.
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Jesus, what? Was that actually papa horny michael's thread? Also: quote:Does penis size and IQ have an inverse correlation? Ashrik fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 08:54 |
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Ashrik posted:Also: *Searches desperately for some redemptive feature of his immasculatingly small penis.* "Ah ha! Smaller penis means more bloodflow to my brain, ergo ipsofacto, quid pro quo, I am smarter than ye."
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Ashrik posted:Jesus, what? Oh, sorry! Didn't mean to imply such. We were just lurkers who were helped by reading that Ask/Tell thread. I've become a lot more confident since finding so much literature on the problem.
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fnordcircle posted:"Ah ha! Smaller penis means more bloodflow to my brain, ergo ipsofacto, quid pro quo, I am smarter than ye." By this logic, it's best to be a midget with a tiny dick.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 09:00 |
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I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. People so obsessed with their size ( or lack there of ) that it affects their lives to a great degree... I remember questioning whether my joystick was average or not when I was a teenager, but I quickly grew out of such thinking - no pun intended.
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Arthe Xavier posted:I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. People so obsessed with their size ( or lack there of ) that it affects their lives to a great degree... I remember questioning whether my joystick was average or not when I was a teenager, but I quickly grew out of such thinking - no pun intended. Well good on you, sir! I wake up, piss, brush my teeth, shave, shower, and then measure my dick. This has been my daily morning routine since I was 12. I once missed a job interview at a multimillion dollar company because I couldn't find my ruler one morning. Edit: Jason posted:
Eyre Kneed fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 09:15 |
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One man's story of his trip to the doctorquote:She said to put each leg on either side of the table i did then she pulled the sheet totally away. so their i layed totally naked little 1inch dick exposed in front of such a beautiful young nurse. as she looked down at me her eyes got real big and she had a big grin on her face! she then said i'll be right back. then she came back with two outher nurse's trainee's about her age. now all three of them were staring at my little dick grinnin ear to ear! as the trainee's watched the nurse pressed her fingers into my crouch & said cough she then began to feel my testicles one then the outher real good.I could tell they were all really enjoying this. then she pinched my my dick by the head and began streching it out & leting it go about a dozen times but it came back to 1 inch every time. i cant explain the Humiliation i felt. she then said were done. as they were leaving the room the nurse said BYE PEEWEE WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME as the outher girls were giggling and laughing This HAS to be a troll. Surely...
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Dendra posted:This HAS to be a troll. Surely... No he totally went to the hot young nurse academy for his dick stretch checkup.
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Arthe Xavier posted:I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. People so obsessed with their size ( or lack there of ) that it affects their lives to a great degree... I remember questioning whether my joystick was average or not when I was a teenager, but I quickly grew out of such thinking - no pun intended. I just measured again today. I'm not completely obsessed, but I can't stop wondering. The problem is I'm like 7 feet tall, and I think I'm only like a little above average junk-wise so I feel like I'm disappointing people. If I was like 5 feet tall it'd hit me in the knee. WHY LORD? WHY ME?
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Dendra posted:One man's story of his trip to the doctor I'm sure most of the people posting are fantasizing.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 09:15 |
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Oh internet. When there's a forum for creepy stories about fringe sexuality, it always turns out to be people writing fictitious accounts for other people to jerk off to, while they jerk off to other peoples' fictitious accounts. The example above is perfect for some gently caress with a massive femdom/humiliation fetish. I still have nightmares about that child masturbation prevention forum. Something as comic as small dick stories is easy reading compared to that poo poo.
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  http://starbucks.mirror.waffleimage...8b220d6008a.jpg This is it. This is the best picture on the internet. Octaviar Polexa fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 16:30 |
| # ? Nov 04, 2009 09:55 |
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malefactor posted:From the center of the anus to just beyond the tip. Thanks, Adam Corolla, I'll keep that in mind...
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 10:09 |
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quote:i am an impressive 3 3/4 inches when erect! at rest, on a bad time or cold day, just the soft pink tissue of the bulbous helmet head is visible.. no shaft! ok, sometimes i feel humiliated, but most times i feel like a Giant cos a cock this small is so statistically rare it is therefore very special. i believe a small pink circumcised stump is a marker of a high level of human evolution. i would like a partner who understands the deep trauma of being a tiny dick, but is positive, sexy & fun about it! This is terrifying..
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It's not gay if he's got a really small penis!drew posted:i'd put that one up my nose! small cocks are for straight men to enjoy, bigger cocks are for gays or women. drew posted:he has sexy tight thighs, great little balls, flat tummy. shaven , hairy legs. drool!
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I remember when I was worried about an operation to remove some of my bone marrow and then I had to lie down on the steel table and get x-rayed. If my penis could have receded as much as it wanted to, it would have been hiding somewhere behind my stomach. I should really get a copy of that x-ray.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 10:49 |
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Octaviar Polexa posted:
I'm inclined to agree-- this actually out-awesomes dickbutt.
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Paging Rufus P. Turnbuckle to this here thread! I repeat, Rufus P. Turnbuckle to this thread.
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