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MSNBC posted:CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison. There's just so much going on, besides the near Mr. Hands vibe this has... but he did the same horse, twice, and was caught both times by the horse's owner... This kind of thing ends up in the news from time to time, and while they are normally of the standard chicken fucker variety, this guy is a serial buggerer, a disturbed equine rapist... And then there's this: quote:Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse and was put on probation and ordered to register as a sex offender. This is the first I've ever heard of someone being dumped onto a sex offender registry for loving a horse... or any animal for that matter. I'm all for cracking down on the  and rapists and such, but a horse fucker?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:45 |
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| # ? Nov 22, 2009 00:23 |
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If it wasn't for his horse, he wouldn't have spent that year in prison.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:48 |
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That horse is a whore of course, of course
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:50 |
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Any pics of the sexy horse?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:53 |
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Screw him, and the horse he
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:54 |
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quote:Horry County police don't often investigate animal sex allegations, spokesman Sgt. Robert Kegler said. He said the last person charged with buggery in the county was Rodell Vereen in late 2007. There must be a lot of buggery going around in Horry County.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:54 |
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If the owner had just given her horse a gun to begin with, none of this would have ever happened. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:54 |
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Hey, if you fall off a bicycle you need to get right back on or you'll never learn how to ride. Same thing goes for horse loving. Also, it will make for great entertainment when he goes to register with the local authorities when he's released from prison.  "I was told I have to register as a sex offender." "Are you a flasher, peeping tom, pedophile or just a rapist?" "uh... well.... you see, I'm actually not in any of those categories... I'm actually what you'd call a horse rapist... I know... awkward! No.. its exactly what it sounds like."
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:56 |
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That horse must have been a great neigh. Part of me can't help but think of the long, sleepless nights this guy must have had, just dreaming of the love that could never be. In his dreams, Sugar, sweet Sugar, skipping through fields of wildflowers, drinking from a lazy stream, always coming back...then he fucks it. I hate that part of me.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:56 |
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Don't put a limp horse in the mouth
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 19:59 |
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If you ask me, she was basically pleading for it with that bow in her hair... trotting around like they do as if they're common whorsies.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:02 |
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That news story is such a cock-tease. Why didn't they go into more detail about how the act went down. You know, how Sugar was looking at the guy and the guy knew they had a connection. The romance blooming in the stall. The intoxicating smell of the hay and poop. How'd he do it? A stool? The erotic possibilities are endless!!! I have spent too much time doing weekend webs... EDIT: Also on that page was a "Weird New Link" entitled "An Open Letter To The Molester Of My Son." The news is extra grim today on MSNBC...
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:03 |
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That horse was walking around completely naked besides shoes and a saddle. She was clearly asking for it.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:07 |
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I have been hit with a horse fart while riding horses in Colorado, let me just say a horse ripping rear end during sex would be a lot more uncomfortable than your significant other ripping rear end during sex, but far less uncomfortable than knowing you HAD SEX WITH A HORSE.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:08 |
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Carl The Shivan posted:That horse was walking around completely naked besides shoes and a saddle. She was clearly asking for it. Why does it have to be female ? Why can I not fulfill my mental fantasy as well ? Mr.Ed I long for you.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:12 |
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Sounds like love to me, who are we to judge.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:12 |
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I don't think I've ever seen my state in the news as something other than a punchline. I'd contribute to the puns but that'd be pounding a
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:12 |
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Maybe there is just a special sex offender list that is passed around to stables and pet stores and the like strictly for Animal Sex Offenders. "This individual has been convicted of Horse Rapery. He is not considered to be a threat to smaller mammals. However he will surprise sex your horse if given the chance." King Lou fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 20:15 |
| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:13 |
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Remember: If you're going to have sex with your animal, do it unoffensively.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:14 |
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"The real story here? World's most alluring horse."antiloquax posted:Any pics of the sexy horse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WyKCc21_oA
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:16 |
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antiloquax posted:Any pics of the sexy horse? 
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:18 |
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They really gave the dude three years for this? I'm not sure I see the issue. The guy was charged with "buggery," which I assume means rear end sex. Well I've seen horses poo poo before and their assholes are hilariously large. You could probably double fist a horse's rear end while it stood there eating oats like a moron and it wouldn't ever notice that anything out of the ordinary. Just let the guy gently caress the horse, jeez.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:27 |
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The guy will have to go around to all the farms in his neighborhood to inform the owners of his sex offender status.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:28 |
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Wait, was he pitching or catching?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:35 |
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2074491022871990000 posted:I'd tap that. Don't see what the problem is.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:36 |
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I hope he was wearing protection. Note: that's an actual vet latex glove.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:37 |
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What do you say to a guy loving your horse? Whatcha doing? Hey! Please stop! You're loving a horse!
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:37 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Wait, was he pitching or catching? what are you dumb? Article said the the horse is a female. both at the same time. At least that's how I'd do it.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:38 |
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Well, you know what they say. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't - wait, what? 
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:41 |
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Witty Phrase posted:what are you dumb? Article said the the horse is a female. It actually does not. It only said the name was Sugar.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:46 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fla...ekend-web-2.php
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:50 |
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How can they call it surprise sex? Maybe the horse was asking for it. Maybe it was completely consensual. I bet the horse is just calling it surprise sex after the fact for the publicity.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:53 |
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HORSE RAPER needs to come here from Games and put in his two cents. Unfortunately, due to this serial surprise sex, the horse now has a pre-existing condition and is uninsurable.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:53 |
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Considering he's from the south: http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/174734/detail/
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:54 |
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Flame Cum posted:Well I've seen horses poo poo before and their assholes are hilariously large. You could probably double fist a horse's rear end while it stood there eating oats like a moron and it wouldn't ever notice that anything out of the ordinary. Yeah, but now you're getting into the dangerous realm of allowing guys with micropenis to surprise sex whomever they want. "I swear, your honor, she didn't feel a thing!"
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:57 |
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Do you think there is any object living or dead, that some person hasn't hosed or at least jacked off on at some point?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:58 |
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Final Gloom posted:That horse is a whore of course, of course "Whore says" and "Horses" are phonetically similar. Coincidence?
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 20:59 |
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The heart wants what the heart wants. 
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 21:01 |
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It's not like the horse was underage.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 21:01 |
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Mattimer posted:If you ask me, she was basically pleading for it with that bow in her hair... trotting around like they do as if they're common whorsies. Not to mention that she was just standing there. NAKED, in the middle of the night, in a bad neighborhood. She knew what was coming to her.
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| # ? Nov 04, 2009 21:01 |
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