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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lets all do the airshake?
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Obscurum
Apr 23, 2007
The world is not beautiful. But that in it self lends it a kind of beauty.

 airshake.be ( http://airshake.be/ there now all the super lazy people can just click it.)

"We desperately need a new way of greeting each other, since greeting is the cornerstone of our social and political life. It's a sign of mutual respect, friendship and equality. As of today we propose to replace the firm handshake by an airshake, that's a handshake without touching one another. So concerned are they, they even created a short video demonstration with Jarabe Tapatio--aka the Mexican Hat Dance--as the soundtrack."

I didn't see this posted yet. The video on the website really says it all really.

Obscurum fucked around with this message at Nov 04, 2009 around 21:23

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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

It's apparently called a "gun" Robin and it will revolutionize crime-fighting forever

 Demolition Man

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niethan
Nov 22, 2005

It takes a real man to knock out a big buck with a greasy beard. I <3 Seth Petruzelli.

 Seashells

# ? Nov 04, 2009 21:14
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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

It's apparently called a "gun" Robin and it will revolutionize crime-fighting forever

 PHOENIX!!!

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niethan
Nov 22, 2005

It takes a real man to knock out a big buck with a greasy beard. I <3 Seth Petruzelli.

 dennis rodman

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OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 09, 2002

Rock for Light

 You're lazy http://airshake.be/

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shiftergod
Jul 13, 2009



 If I don't want to shake someones hand I'm sure as hell not going to pretend to do it.

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dog
Jul 17, 2007



 H1N1 will kill us a ll

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Obscurum
Apr 23, 2007
The world is not beautiful. But that in it self lends it a kind of beauty.

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

You're lazy http://airshake.be/

Not so much lazy, as think people could type out a url on their own.
But I guess I'll edit it so others don't have to suffer the fate of using more keys then just a easy click.

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IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008


 MDK

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J-Corp.
Feb 29, 2008


 You made an entire thread to show an advert for a Belgian telecom company?
I at least expected you to ask us to come up with alternatives or something.

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Pumaman
Dec 02, 2006

Are you an onion?

shiftergod posted:

If I don't want to shake someones hand I'm sure as hell not going to pretend to do it.

Are you that guy who just looks at me until I put my hand down because I hate that guy.

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JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

 an air shake tell you nothing about the person you are greeting. A proper handshake goes a long way with a first impression.

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Zazi
Jan 14, 2005
I once gave a homeless man all of my spare change. Little did he know, the coins were made of poison.

JEEVES420 posted:

an air shake tell you nothing about the person you are greeting. A proper handshake goes a long way with a first impression.

Yeah, to people who add arbitrary values to how hard someone wants to crush their knuckles.

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niethan
Nov 22, 2005

It takes a real man to knock out a big buck with a greasy beard. I <3 Seth Petruzelli.

 You sound like pussy, oh no my knuckles jesus christ

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Colonel Pancreas
Jun 17, 2004

Zazi posted:

Yeah, to people who add arbitrary values to how hard someone wants to crush their knuckles.

If you are crushing any knuckles, you are doing it wrong.

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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009



 A repressed memory from scouts just came back to me. You know that thing? The thing where you move your finger inside and tickle the palm. Goddamn that was one creepy camp counselor.

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