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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > FNG, EVE lolz o/
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DroWning LeSSons
Nov 04, 2009

-If practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, then why practice-


 So Ive been in EVE over a year now was in LFA, Sys-K, Scope, pirating, yada yada yada and they all bore me not really having a hole lot of fun. Frankly have been missing the whole social interaction too. I'm still in a Clan for TF2/CS/C:SS L4D all those happy steam games and what not. We would have BBQ's and roll to vagas, Pound beers and go to sporting events but after moving away from cali I dont get that anymore. Goons seem like good peeps aside from all the rear end grabbing.. haha GG. Seriously, if yall want a new member to make fun of or poke fun at you hit me up in EVE (DroWning_LeSSons) same goes for other PC games and if you're in MN look me up too. Me no likey Da Consoles cuz i have fat thumb D:
Be hearin from yall soon

CHeers!

DL

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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# ? Nov 22, 2009 10:51
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Dorroile
Apr 11, 2008

No man will stop me dancing.


 cheers drowning lessons

# ? Nov 04, 2009 22:27
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Turds in magma
Sep 17, 2007
can i get a transform out of here?

 Hey man I think you might want to check up on the forum rules before you start posting. I know it's exciting and all to have a new account, but you're going to lose it pretty quickly.

# ? Nov 04, 2009 22:28
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Whilst farting I
Apr 25, 2006



 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFR25mq2ns

Misread your name as the band's name in the Youtube above. Ever heard of him? They're no Godsmack, but they work in a pinch lol.

-WiFi

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ASSTASTIC
Apr 27, 2003

Hey Gusy!

 okcoolthx

DL

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Georgia Peach
Jan 07, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

 Salud!

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DSMArisen
Sep 10, 2007
Make it make money!

 thanks bro, gonna hit you up, drink some natty lite and play some CS k?

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OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 09, 2002

Rock for Light

 YAAAY

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Jimmy Smuts
Aug 08, 2000


 I don't think we need to look you up to make fun of you...

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Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003



 I don't get it. It's not like there are any other threads out there like this, so why would anyone think it's a good idea.

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DiverTwig
Jul 23, 2003
I ignore all NWS Tags, my Boss's like porn

It's either been a while since we've had an "I'm new" post like this or the mods have been incredible at getting rid of them quick.

Either way, you're an idiot and should read more.

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fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Let's Go, baby!


 I miss these threads!

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Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

 Wow the title alone is probably enough.

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Spakkafish
Nov 20, 2007

The Sleeper Has Awakened


 CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE IN. Just fill out article B264 and forward it to the email address your recruiter gave you.

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Musket
Mar 19, 2008



 Isnt there an anti-EVE thread rule somewhere around here?

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BetterTasteThnU
Nov 29, 2003
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE, STOP POSTING IT IN YOUR DAMN SIGNATURE

 I think you need to return to your studies.

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Musket posted:

Isnt there an anti-EVE thread rule somewhere around here?

No, there use to be in Games, but that whole drama thing calmed down a long time ago.

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Elected by Dogs
Apr 20, 2006


 Does this mean I can grab your rear end

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An observer
Aug 30, 2008

where the stars are drowning and whales ferry their vast souls through the black and seamless sea


 What is that man doing to his account

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ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008



 Blood Purge season, too...

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Efexeye
Jan 25, 2007



 I got probated for my first post on SA, too!

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eggyolk
Nov 08, 2007

Let's do it and never stop


 Great things are happening here.

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Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007


 Hey, what do you have against a little rear end grabbing?

CHeers,
JS

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Shakespearean Beef
Jul 12, 2008

"To beef or not to beef..."


 Haha, people still play in clans in FPS games?

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Jihad
Jun 03, 2008

I go now to my 72 gay virgins.


 Hey, welcome to Something Awful!

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Kekeke!
Nov 05, 2003

"Jesus christ man where did all these koreans come from!"

 this post is actually quite masterful in how many forum rules it breaks at once.

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parrhesia
Apr 21, 2007


 This can't go wrong, ever.

Also a probation-worthy thread title? Not bad, really.

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mynameisbatman
Oct 03, 2008


 cool story broseph, or botseph, however you robots speak.

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Psylocibe
Aug 23, 2006


 Like waving raw steak in front of starving hounds

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Crash Bandicoot
Feb 23, 2007

NO YOU CAN'T TALK TO A WOMAN POLICEMAN WE FIRED THEM ALL OVER THE WEEKEND

BECAUSE THEY KEPT FUCKING UP

 I AM A SPACE ELF

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Fragrag
Aug 03, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

 Let me guess, GoonSwarm told you that to join them, you had to make a new account and post a thread in GBS introducing yourself?

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Sundae
Dec 01, 2005

Wheeeeeee!

 Hey there Drowning.

Ignore these idiots. Log onto EVE right now and catch up with us. We're going to take UUA-F4 tonight, so meet us there. Oh and shoot anyone from RAZOR that you see. They're trying to beat us to it.


 I have no loving idea what I just said. 

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OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 09, 2002

Rock for Light

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

YAAAY
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An observer
Aug 30, 2008

where the stars are drowning and whales ferry their vast souls through the black and seamless sea


 Can you feel it? From somewhere in the distance comes the sound of rushing wind, of breaking waves, of burning flame.

Abe is coming.

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Phuzzy
Apr 14, 2007

Dig up, stupid.

 Alright, the next step is to send 500 mil isk to Rabbit Punch. Then you need to post a Youtube video declaring your love for Sam Handwich. Be descriptive for your desire to get as baked as much as possible.

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NotVeryAmused
Mar 25, 2007


 Can someone translate the thread title? It doesn't make much sense to me. Maybe I am just old.

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blackmage
Sep 09, 2006


 Is posting about posting in a potentially historic thread probateable? Because if not, then that.

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mynameisbatman
Oct 03, 2008


 Also 'vagas' is spelt 'vegas'

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atomicvocabulary
Oct 21, 2002

NotVeryAmused posted:

Can someone translate the thread title? It doesn't make much sense to me. Maybe I am just old.

Maybe Something to do with laughing a loud, that's all I can say

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Ol Junebug
Jan 27, 2009



 Greetings! If you will kindly upgrade to plat I will contact you with the name of an officer to send your 1 billion isk registration fee (that will be returned to you after you probation period.)

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