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smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009






On the next "WWE Superstars," Unified Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho will be in singles action against Finlay. The Belfast Brawler may love to fight, but will he be able to take down the crafty and devious Jericho?


Tyler Reks is one of the most exciting new Superstars ECW has to offer, but on "WWE Superstars," he'll square off against one of the most vicious ring warriors in the Land of the Extreme, The Ripper Paul Burchill.


Though he's known as one of WWE's funniest Superstars, Santino Marella also boasts serious in-ring abilities. He'll be showing them off on the next episode of "WWE Superstars," when he takes on Chavo Guerrero.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Hey I wonder who is on Superstars tonight, Chris Jericho and... okay I've read enough I'm watching.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


Oh Black Hole eh thats cool I'm happy to see Charles Burns working, surprised Vince knew he was though.

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



FishBulb posted:

Oh Black Hole eh thats cool I'm happy to see Charles Burns working, surprised Vince knew he was though.

Everyone knows who Charles Montgomery Burns is

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

Boy, I've never seen him so down. Or ever before.


Reks vs. Burchill? Really? I can hear the crowd reaction now... because there won't be one.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

The biggest punches.
The smallest gloves.
The worst ground game.

Which one is the black hole, the Reks match or the Chavo match?

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 08, 2007

Shoe polish on a baby? You are such an idiot, that's going to look stupid and smell like shit.


Scruffy the janitor posted:

Reks vs. Burchill? Really? I can hear the crowd reaction now... because there won't be one.

 Apparently it's very short. For his sake, I hope that Reks is saving his money. 

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Meat Recital posted:

Which one is the black hole, the Reks match or the Chavo match?
Reks/Burchill

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


smashpro1 posted:

Reks/Burchill

Honestly, I like Burchill. And Reks is okay.

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Fucken_Gieux posted:

Honestly, I like Burchill. And Reks is okay.

I like Reks when he does the Powerslide Punch, and Burchill was great as a pirate

they can gently caress off, otherwise

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


smashpro1 posted:

I like Reks when he does the Powerslide Punch, and Burchill was great as a pirate

they can gently caress off, otherwise

Fair enough.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


Santino bores me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Hi Santino!

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


El VITORIA ES MIO!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


Man I hope Racist/Racist caricature gets a lot of time because the rest of this show is going to be rear end bags.

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Mr. X: Spanish and Italian are the same language

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Oh no it's the claw!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


smashpro1 posted:

Mr. X: Spanish and Italian are the same language

They pretty much are, Italian is just Spanish with exclamation points.

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



FishBulb posted:

Man I hope Racist/Racist caricature gets a lot of time because the rest of this show is going to be rear end bags.

excuse me, but WH2K's favorite wrestler has a match tonight

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Anti-Authority rebels DX are upset that their trademark look is being incorporated without express written consent.

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


Micheal Cole does not understand law.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


smashpro1 posted:

excuse me, but WH2K's favorite wrestler has a match tonight

Yeah thats 'Racist'

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Fucken_Gieux posted:

Micheal Cole does not understand law.

Which is even worse when you consider that his broadcast colleague is Jerry LAWler.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


To be fair Vince probably told him to say that 'TALK ABOUT DX COLE DX DX NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS lovely MATCH TALK ABOUT DX'

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

Which is even worse when you consider that his broadcast colleague is Jerry LAWler.

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


FishBulb posted:

Yeah thats 'Racist'

I thought you meant Chavo. The whole Kerwin White deal. And Santino being a racist charicamature.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Santino is flexible!

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

Boy, I've never seen him so down. Or ever before.


I haven't seen them do the pass out spot in a long time

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


Fucken_Gieux posted:

I thought you meant Chavo. The whole Kerwin White deal. And Santino being a racist charicamature.

No, apparently Jericho is a bad person I have to talk poo poo on him for at least 1 day.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

The biggest punches.
The smallest gloves.
The worst ground game.

Santino has done the improbable. He has become such a character outside the ring, I cannot buy him at all in the ring.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Chavo DOESN'T go up top and ends up getting pinned!

That's the risk you run with low-risk maneuvers.

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Trombino!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Disrespectful to Gurkhas


the Divas are right, Broads before Rods.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

TheOriginalUndertaker wants to know how he can be a complete douche and creep.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

The biggest punches.
The smallest gloves.
The worst ground game.

Dear Divas,

hi im luke i am from west virgina and would iike to know if you could get me a date with wwe diva mickie james i relly care about her and i have feelings for her iike no other as pleases tell her all about my feelings for her and i want to be with her

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


Jerusalem posted:

TheOriginalUndertaker wants to know how he can be a complete douche and creep.

My brain hurts.

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Ask the Divas sucks without Beth

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

A gah-lah bala to you too, laddie. Jerusalem is... Scotland's!

Meat Recital posted:

Dear Divas,

hi im luke i am from west virgina and would iike to know if you could get me a date with wwe diva mickie james i relly care about her and i have feelings for her iike no other as pleases tell her all about my feelings for her and i want to be with her

Haha, you know that he HAS sent in e-mails like that to them I'm sure.

Fucken_Gieux
Apr 05, 2009


smashpro1 posted:

Ask the Divas sucks without Beth

What does she add to that segment?

smashpro1
Mar 01, 2009



Fucken_Gieux posted:

What does she add to that segment?

Humor

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