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BIOJECT
May 12, 2006
Basically if you don't understand what I'm trying to say, then you just don't get economics just like the millions of other people.


I was sleeping and when I woke up my cat was in the process of cleaning my hair with her tongue. Besides being kind of nasty, are there are dangers to me or my cat?

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 bamzilla
Jan 13, 2005

All man since 1984.



Well, your hair could break off from it. Cats are pretty aggressive groomers.

Superconsndar
Jul 04, 2007

GOD LOVES A TERRIER. YES HE DOES. YES HE DOES.



There's a very strong chance you could die.

RheaConfused
Jan 22, 2004

I just cracked open a fresh box of wine.


Wait until she swallows it and you wake up and look around and it comes out of her throat all slimy and warm. Yep.

somethingawesomer
Nov 16, 2005

Got it?

Uh, really? You're fine. Your cat is grooming you. Mine likes to brush my hair with his paw, or touch the top of it (my hair is spiky).

Susan Calvin
Oct 20, 2008

But how does that make you feel?


It can hurt, sometimes. If they use their teeth.

Kerfuffle
Aug 16, 2007

♪ (ノ゜∇゜)ノ

your head will smell like nasty cat breath and all your friends and family will hate you

Original.Evil
Apr 09, 2007


"IT JUST GOT WORSE."

-Paradol Ex




cut it off, just to be sure.

notsoape
Jul 19, 2009


Er, as a seriouspost, isn't there a risk that long hair can cause bowel impactions in cats if they get too big of a hairball? Might want to watch out for that vv

ToxicAsset
Apr 30, 2009


BIOJECT posted:

I was sleeping and when I woke up my cat was in the process of cleaning my hair with her tongue. Besides being kind of nasty, are there are dangers to me or my cat?
Sounds like you interrupted your cat in process of swallowing head whole and he just masked it as grooming your hair.

Seriously, only problem is cat saliva stink on your hair and tummy problems if you have long enough hair to cause blockages or knots etc.

Lux Aeterna
Feb 19, 2005

Don't you fuckin' criticize me for hacking Maple Story!

I had a similar problem with my cat every morning I wake up with him on top of me giving me CPR with his front 2 paws and he's making this really loud grunting noise that doesn't stop.

Is there any way I can stop this behavior?

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008




Lux Aeterna posted:

I had a similar problem with my cat every morning I wake up with him on top of me giving me CPR with his front 2 paws and he's making this really loud grunting noise that doesn't stop.

Is there any way I can stop this behavior?

What if you have sleep apnea and you cat is keeping you alive?

Spermy Smurf
Jul 02, 2004
Viva la Malarky




Lux Aeterna posted:

I had a similar problem with my cat every morning I wake up with him on top of me giving me CPR with his front 2 paws and he's making this really loud grunting noise that doesn't stop.

Is there any way I can stop this behavior?

Is he moving his crotch while he does the chest compressions? If so, I dont think they are chest compressions.

Lux Aeterna
Feb 19, 2005

Don't you fuckin' criticize me for hacking Maple Story!

Spermy Smurf posted:

Is he moving his crotch while he does the chest compressions? If so, I dont think they are chest compressions.

oh what could they be then?

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006

Stop looking at me, you WHORE.

notsoape posted:

Er, as a seriouspost, isn't there a risk that long hair can cause bowel impactions in cats if they get too big of a hairball? Might want to watch out for that vv

My first thought was turds on a string coming out, which was both hilarious and pretty gross. Anyways, I don't think there's any problem with the cat licking your hair, it's bizarre but nothing too strange for cat behavior. Hell, my parents have a wiener dog that's obsessed with trying to lick my bald head (I shave it down and she's had this obsession since they got her 9 years ago, no clue).

somethingawesomer
Nov 16, 2005

Got it?

Lux Aeterna posted:

I had a similar problem with my cat every morning I wake up with him on top of me giving me CPR with his front 2 paws and he's making this really loud grunting noise that doesn't stop.

Is there any way I can stop this behavior?

He's kneading you, it's a comfort thing for him. He might or might not grow out of it. It supposedly happens more when the cat is taken away from his mother too early.

Mine is seven and shows no signs of stopping.

live4ten
Feb 26, 2006

Eddie, what kind of a movie is this?


My cat wakes me up some mornings licking my hair and will go for the hair other times my head is in range. My parents have a maltese dog that licks as well, so the gross factor is fairly negligible, but cat tongues aren't pleasant and I fear she may encourage male pattern baldness.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

God Damnit

somethingawesomer posted:

He's kneading you, it's a comfort thing for him. He might or might not grow out of it. It supposedly happens more when the cat is taken away from his mother too early.

Mine is seven and shows no signs of stopping.
My friend has a 15 year old cat who still does it. He weighs 18lbs and it hurts a lot. You need like an inch of blanket to prevent constant rhythmic stabbings.

mr. nazi
Sep 25, 2004

Net contents 12 fluid oz.

Lux Aeterna posted:

oh what could they be then?

pelvic thrusts

Kelly
Jul 03, 2003


You know what to do...
You know what to do



bamzilla posted:

Well, your hair could break off from it. Cats are pretty aggressive groomers.

I had to cut bangs not too long ago because one of my cats broke off a chunk of my hair. I sleep with my head covered now.

nintendo prower
Mar 02, 2007

A spectre is haunting Australia - the spectre of Centrelink.


My cat nuzzles my face with his head then starts licking and biting my beard. It always makes me laugh.

Better than licking my skin, too, I hate the wet grating feeling of cat tongue on my arms and legs.

My other cat never licks me but she spends more time kneading me than actually laying on my lap.

nintendo prower fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2009 around 14:21

EnsGDT
Nov 09, 2004

Motherfucking remote control watch up in this motherfucker. Ya'll better raise up. Yeah.


My cat comes over and rubs on me and then when I pet her she walks away.

Is my cat just a complete cocktease or should I bring her to the vet?

LividCoffee
Dec 20, 2004

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

If I don't shave for a couple of days my cat likes to bite my chin

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