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Noghri_ViR
Oct 19, 2001

It's time for the Quiz Show


Now, for the week in review:


Beamerball:


Anyone seen the field?


Ughhhh how do you get it to stand up?


This is why no one watches VS.


Should read "Welcome to the state of Oregon, where Petey hasen't won in 4 years"


Only QB in division 1 that had a perfect quarterback rating:


Simply one of the greatest pictures created this week:







Cheerleaders:








Fans:
This seemed like a good idea at the time


She doesn't even know this guy:


GrapeApe:


Ah Colorado:


Aren't you kind of short for an Iphone?


Dude, it's that one guy from that movie:


Jesus was a loving hippie:


This isn't a mask:


Told you he was alive:





Gameday Signs:
Me too!


He's too dirty to bench:


Someone's getting ahead of themselves:


Best gameday sign this year:





Now wait for it.........................
It's Erin Andrews sexy time:



bonus!







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E-Penis (not El-Penis) Contest


All hail our 2007 and 2008 E-Penis contest winner, Tad SG. His greatness knows no bounds
Post your picks in this thread. Do so before page 20 cause I'm not going to go searching for anything past that. Ok those people that visit TV-IV will know what this is, but it's pretty drat simple so here's the gist. You reply back with your picks, I'll add up your score and at the end of the year the person with the highest total lays claim to the biggest e-penis.

1) What team will score the most points this weekend? (125 points)
2) What team will score the least amount of points? (150 points)
3) Pick a team that will have more then 400+ offensive yards? (50 points)
4) Pick Oregon (-6.5) vs Standford against the spread (100 points)
5) Pick Ohio State vs Penn State (-5) against the spread (100 points)
6) Pick Boise State (-21) vs LA Tech against the spread (100 points)
7) Pick LSU vs Albama (-7.5) against the spread (100 points)
8) Pick Oklahoma (-4.5) vs Nebraska against the spread (100 points)
9) MSPaint a picture of Pete Caroll crying after last weeks loss (500 points for doing one, 1000 bonus for the best)



Bonus, pick a 3 team parlay for 500 points, 4 team for 1000 points, or a 5 team for 2000 points. Put your picks in the team format and put the spread behind them. This just helps me tabulate the results faster.







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NCAA Game Spreads

Now time for the odds for this weeks games. If you live in someplace in which Jesus told your president it's ok to gamble, then I would recommend taking a look at:

Sportbetting.com
Bet On Sports

Personally I don't like gambling since the government says it's bad, and if the government says it's bad then it must be. Look at all the other wonderful decisions they make. But if I did think about going against the wishes of G Dub and the black baby Jesus I would use sportsbetting.com. That is if I lived in a place that allowed gambling.


Here are the current lines as of Thursday:

code:
Date  	 	Team  			Money  		Line  		Total
11/05/09  	EMichigan		OFF 		+21.5 		Over  48 	
19:30 ET  	NOIllinois)		OFF 		-21.5 		Under 48 	

11/05/09 	MiOhio			OFF 		+17 		Over  45 	
19:30 ET  	Temple			OFF 		-17 		Under 45 	

11/05/09  	VATech			OFF 		-12.5 		Over  51.5 	
19:45 ET 	ECarolina		OFF 		+12.5 		Under 51.5 	

11/06/09  	BoiseState		OFF 		-21 		Over  50.5 	
20:00 ET 	LATech			OFF 		+21 		Under 50.5 	

11/07/09  	WMichigan		OFF 		+20 		Over  54 	
12:00 ET  	MIState			OFF 		-20 		Under 54 	

11/07/09  	Connecticut		OFF 		+17 		Over  51.5 	
20:00 ET 	CincinnatiU		OFF 		-17 		Under 51.5 	

11/07/09 	Syracuse		OFF 		+21 		Over  50 	
12:00 ET  	PittsburghU		OFF 		-21 		Under 50 	

11/07/09 	Northwestern		OFF 		+16.5 		Over  45 	
12:00 ET  	Iowa			OFF 		-16.5 		Under 45 	

11/07/09 	Illinois		OFF 		+6.5 		Over  51.5 	
12:00 ET  	MinnesotaU		OFF 		-6.5 		Under 51.5 	

11/07/09 	Louisville		OFF 		+18 		Over  54 	
12:00 ET  	WVirginia		OFF 		-18 		Under 54 	
 
11/07/09  	Maryland		OFF 		+7 		Over  56.5 	
13:00 ET 	NCState			OFF 		-7 		Under 56.5 	

11/07/09  	WakeForest		OFF 		+16 		Over  60 	
15:30 ET  	GATech			OFF 		-16 		Under 60 	

11/07/09  	Duke			OFF 		+9.5 		Over  45 	
15:30 ET 	NorthCarolina		OFF 		-9.5 		Under 45 	

11/07/09  	Wisconsin		OFF 		-10.5 		Over  54.5 	
12:00 ET  	Indiana			OFF 		+10.5 		Under 54.5 	

11/07/09  	SCarolina		OFF 		+7 		Over  53.5 	
12:20 ET  	Arkansas		OFF 		-7 		Under 53.5 	

11/07/09  	OKState			OFF 		-8 (-115) 	Over  52 	
15:30 ET 	IAState			OFF 		+8 (-105) 	Under 52 	

11/07/09 	Baylor			OFF 		+14 		Over  45.5 	
14:00 ET 	Missouri		OFF 		-14 		Under 45.5 	

11/07/09  	Vanderbilt		OFF 		+35 		Over  48 	
19:15 ET  	Florida			OFF 		-35 		Under 48 	

11/07/09  	BYU			OFF 		-13.5 		Over  48 	
14:00 ET 	Wyoming			OFF 		+13.5 		Under 48 	

11/07/09  	Navy			OFF 		+12 		Over  55.5 	
14:30 ET 	NotreDame		OFF 		-12 		Under 55.5 	

11/07/09 	UTEP			OFF 		-7 		Over  57 	
15:30 ET  	Tulane			OFF 		+7 		Under 57 	

11/07/09  	LSU			OFF 		+7.5 		Over  39.5 	
15:30 ET  	Alabama			OFF 		-7.5 		Under 39.5 	

11/07/09  	CFlorida		OFF 		+34 		Over  48 	
12:00 ET  	Texas			OFF 		-34 		Under 48 	

11/07/09  	Kent			OFF 		-4 		Over  42.5 	
15:30 ET 	Akron			OFF 		+4 		Under 42.5 	

11/07/09  	Army			OFF 		+17 		Over  37 	
15:30 ET 	AirForce		OFF 		-17 		Under 37 	

11/07/09 	Kansas			OFF 		-2.5 		Over  57.5 	
12:30 ET  	KSState			OFF 		+2.5 		Under 57.5 	

11/07/09 	Oklahoma		OFF 		-4.5 (-115) 	Over  41.5 	
20:00 ET 	Nebraska		OFF 		+4.5 (-105) 	Under 41.5 	

11/07/09  	OHState			OFF 		+5 		Over  38.5 	
15:30 ET  	PennState		OFF 		-5 		Under 38.5 	

11/07/09  	TCU			OFF 		-24.5 		Over  48.5 	
16:00 ET 	SDState			OFF 		+24.5 		Under 48.5 	

11/07/09 	FresnoState		OFF 		-7.5 (-115) 	Over  68 	
22:30 ET  	Idaho			OFF 		+7.5 (-105) 	Under 68 	

11/07/09  	NewMexico		OFF 		+27.5 (even) 	Over  48 	
18:00 ET  	Utah			OFF 		-27.5 (even) 	Under 48 	

11/07/09 	WAState			OFF 		+33 		Over  60 	
15:30 ET  	ArizonaU		OFF 		-33 		Under 60 	

11/07/09  	ORState			OFF 		+7 (-105) 	Over  60.5 	
19:00 ET 	California		OFF 		-7 (-115) 	Under 60.5 	

11/07/09  	WashingtonU		OFF 		+4.5 		OFF 	
15:30 ET 	UCLA			OFF 		-4.5 		OFF 	

11/07/09  	Oregon			OFF 		-6.5 (-115) 	Over  58.5 	
15:30 ET  	Stanford		OFF 		+6.5 (-105) 	Under 58.5 	

11/07/09  	TXA&M			OFF 		-3 (-115) 	Over  56.5 	
13:30 ET 	Colorado		OFF 		+3 (-105) 	Under 56.5 	

11/07/09 	Virginia		OFF 		+14 		Over  46.5 	
12:00 ET 	MiamiFlorida		OFF 		-14 		Under 46.5 	

11/07/09  	Memphis			OFF 		+26 		Over  52.5 	
19:00 ET 	TennesseeU		OFF 		-26 		Under 52.5 	

11/07/09  	FLState			OFF 		+9.5 		Over  58.5 	
19:45 ET 	Clemson			OFF 		-9.5 		Under 58.5 	

11/07/09  	HoustonU		OFF 		-1.5 		Over  67.5 	
19:30 ET  	Tulsa			OFF 		+1.5 		Under 67.5 	

11/07/09 	USC			OFF 		-10 		Over  46 	
20:00 ET  	AZState			OFF 		+10 		Under 46 	

11/07/09 	Purdue			OFF 		+6 		Over  53 	
12:00 ET 	Michigan		OFF 		-6 		Under 53 	

11/07/09  	COState			OFF 		+1 		Over  62 	
22:00 ET  	UNLV			OFF 		-1 		Under 62 	

11/07/09 	UTState			OFF 		-2.5 		Over  60 	
22:00 ET  	Hawaii			OFF 		+2.5 		Under 60 	

11/07/09 	FLAtlantic		OFF 		+7 		Over  66.5 	
14:00 ET 	UAB			OFF 		-7 		Under 66.5 	

11/07/09 	ULMonroe		OFF 		+1 		Over  66 	
16:00 ET  	NTexas			OFF 		-1 		Under 66 	

11/07/09 	Troy			OFF 		-24 		Over  66 	
17:00 ET  	WKentucky		OFF 		+24 		Under 66 	

11/07/09 	ULLafayette		OFF 		+13.5 		Over  47.5 	
15:30 ET  	ARState			OFF 		-13.5 		Under 47.5 	

11/07/09  	FLIntl			OFF 		+12.5 		Over  54.5 	
16:30 ET	MiddleTennState		OFF 		-12.5 		Under 54.5 	

11/08/09 	Nevada			OFF 		-14 		Over  62.5 	
20:30 ET  	SanJoseState		OFF 		+14 		Under 62.5 	
My picks (The Pac-10 is my strong conference):
1)Comming Friday













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So let's hear everyone else's predictions. Let us know what conference you know the best when you predict and post your record for this season if you get a chance. If you think I'm wrong or anyone else is wrong on a prediction then let us know and try to convince us otherwise. Hell you don't even have to make a prediction feel free to use this thread for general college football talk. If you have any questions on what the odds mean or how they work feel free to ask either in the thread or send a PM.

2008 Record: 9-3 (75%)
2007 Record: 5-2 (72%) OMG it's a disaster!
2006 Record: 19-9 (70%)
2005 Reloaded-Record (Week 10): 5-2 (72%)
2005 Record (Up to Week 9): 12-13 (48%) (3-2 last week)
2004 Record: 44-28 (61%)* (Note I can't find last years bowl game thread)
2003 Record: 46-27 (63%)
2002 Record: 29-18 (64%)





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Rules of the thread
1) This one is the most important one. Let us know if you're picking for the spread or if you're just picking the winner.
2) Oregon State University is the only team to be referred to as OSU, the rest are just cheap impostors.
3) Joe Paterno never forget 12/29/1999
4) http://fire<yourcoachhere>.us
5) Nevada Wolfpak - 2007 BCS champions
6) OU got screwed. Let's not mention it again
7) 11/18/2006 - Rutgers, Nevar Forget!
8) Offical SAS College Football thread national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nACZJ5x_wBY
9) The most amazing play in college football ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbzQoXuxdU
10) No BigHerms
11) The greatest fan rant ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1bJeqYdG0
12) Get drunk as fast as possible at all times
13) http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...be-kragthorped/


General Disclaimer: The purpose of this thread is strictly for recreation, and it does not condone gambling except for places in which it's legal to do so. Which really isn't any place on earth since the baby Jesus told Dub that gambling is bad.

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Kim Jong Il
Aug 16, 2003

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Happy birthday college football! Tomorrow is 140th anniversary of Rutgers/Princeton, the first ever game.

If anyone wants to read about that game:

http://books.google.com/books?id=Pr...otball+First%22
http://web.archive.org/web/20071211...?topic=c-to1870
http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/toc/13531.html

Nereid
Sep 17, 2009

Blowing out high school volleyball teams since 2008.


Oh god Lou Holtz. Thursday Night ESPN crew.

Tad SG
Apr 16, 2003

"You opened the box..."

1) What team will score the most points this weekend? (125 points)
Troy
2) What team will score the least amount of points? (150 points)
Vanderbilt
3) Pick a team that will have more then 400+ offensive yards? (50 points)
Arizona
4) Pick Oregon (-6.5) vs Standford against the spread (100 points)
Oregon
5) Pick Ohio State vs Penn State (-5) against the spread (100 points)
Penn State
6) Pick Boise State (-21) vs LA Tech against the spread (100 points)
Boise State
7) Pick LSU vs Albama (-7.5) against the spread (100 points)
LSU
8) Pick Oklahoma (-4.5) vs Nebraska against the spread (100 points)
Oklahoma
9) MSPaint a picture of Pete Caroll crying after last weeks loss (500 points for doing one, 1000 bonus for the best)
sonofa…I hope you are happy

Bonus Parlay
Arkansas(-7), Washington(+4.5), UCF(+34)

Tad SG fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 23:00

Minto Took
Dec 04, 2002

"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."


Big Ten Picks - Week 10 Edition
Northwestern at Iowa
Wisconsin at Indiana
Western Michigan at Michigan State
Purdue at Michigan - UPSET SPECIAL
Illinois at Minnesota
Ohio State at Penn State

Detergent
Aug 07, 2006

mario speedwagon


Nereid posted:

Oh god Lou Holtz. Thursday Night ESPN crew.

Drink everytime he touts the greatness of ECU

MorningView
Sep 02, 2006

You wouldn't like him when he's Angerer


Noghri_ViR posted:

Best gameday sign this year:


This is apparently actually true of Ricky Stanzi. I guess he has Twilight and Harry Potter posters up all over his room. I wish I were making that up. He continues to just confuse the gently caress out of me.

Nereid
Sep 17, 2009

Blowing out high school volleyball teams since 2008.


Detergent posted:

Drink everytime he touts the greatness of ECU

Aight. What do I do when he says insane things? Chug, I would assume.

Iostcause
May 26, 2001

I'M DANCING! I'M DANCING!
I'm—just—I'm a naked whore.


I thought we agreed on CHOMPionship?

car full of midgets
Jan 06, 2004

We know that all must, in the end, eat the dust of the Devine. There is no escape from it, because that is His will.


ECU's new logo is pretty bad rear end.

Minto Took
Dec 04, 2002

"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."


Iostcause posted:

I thought we agreed on CHOMPionship?

I know.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008


car full of midgets posted:

ECU's new logo is completely bad rear end.

Deteriorata
Feb 06, 2005

You are a fluke of the Universe

Beamer looks drunk:

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

~i want to believe~


loving sweet skull pirate.

Minto Took
Dec 04, 2002

"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."


There is no Erin Andrews tonight. Close this thread.

Nereid
Sep 17, 2009

Blowing out high school volleyball teams since 2008.


RumbleFish posted:

loving sweet skull pirate.

Word.

Beamer doesn't look drunk, but rather like a sad panda.

I Drink Stove Oil
Apr 04, 2009


Kim Jong Il posted:

Happy birthday college football! Tomorrow is 140th anniversary of Rutgers/Princeton, the first ever game.

My alma mater has a different take on it:

http://www.mcgill.ca/news/2005/summer/epilogue/



GO REDMEN!

XyrlocShammypants
May 25, 2004

Fight for California!


Best punters in the nation my nuts.

XyrlocShammypants fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 01:00

tk
Dec 10, 2003



I don't know if their new logo is the one on the helmet or the one at midfield, but they are both loving awesome.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

~i want to believe~


tk posted:

I don't know if their new logo is the one on the helmet or the one at midfield, but they are both loving awesome.

I think both are. I sure as hell don't remember their pirate being undead.

 Gendo
Feb 25, 2001


Deteriorata posted:

Beamer looks drunk:


Beamer looks like he doesn't give a poo poo anymore.

MorningView
Sep 02, 2006

You wouldn't like him when he's Angerer


XyrlocShammypants posted:

Best punters in the nation my nuts.

[an error has occured]

I assume that error was making a "best punter" video that's not about Zoltan.

XyrlocShammypants
May 25, 2004

Fight for California!


I changed it to a specific time of a really good kick, so you probably caught it during that change :/

BeowulfShirt
Mar 01, 2007

What has one long tongue and can fuck 11 tigers at once?

THIS GUY

Was that the punter who threw him down?

Detergent
Aug 07, 2006

mario speedwagon


Gendo posted:

Beamer looks like he doesn't give a poo poo anymore.

He's just not a big Paul Rudd fan.


MorningView posted:

[and error has occured]

I assume that error was making a "best punter" video that's not about Zoltan.

Bryan Anger and Zoltan Mesko are pretty much lame Georgia Championship Wrestling names.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

~i want to believe~


Nice throwdown by that ECU defender.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 115 hours!


Placeholder:

1) What team will score the most points this weekend? (125 points) Houston
2) What team will score the least amount of points? (150 points) Arizona State
3) Pick a team that will have more then 400+ offensive yards? (50 points) Clemson
4) Pick Oregon (-6.5) vs Standford against the spread (100 points) Oregon
5) Pick Ohio State vs Penn State (-5) against the spread (100 points) OSU
6) Pick Boise State (-21) vs LA Tech against the spread (100 points) Boise
7) Pick LSU vs Albama (-7.5) against the spread (100 points) LSU
8) Pick Oklahoma (-4.5) vs Nebraska against the spread (100 points) Nebraska
9) MSPaint a picture of Pete Caroll crying after last weeks loss (500 points for doing one, 1000 bonus for the best)

Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 01:04

MorningView
Sep 02, 2006

You wouldn't like him when he's Angerer


Detergent posted:

He's just not a big Paul Rudd fan.


Bryan Anger and Zoltan Mesko are pretty much lame Georgia Championship Wrestling names.

Just Anger? Pft.

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Cane Break
May 03, 2007

Your defense is an insult to me
I'd have them all in zoos


BeowulfShirt posted:

Was that the punter who threw him down?



the BODY BUILDING PUNTER

NoleCore
Oct 18, 2007

A New Level of Confidence ... and Power


That thing on the field is loving awesome, and the new helmet logo rocks. ECU better keep both.

Nereid
Sep 17, 2009

Blowing out high school volleyball teams since 2008.


That punter is terrifying.

GILF Hunter
Dec 03, 2005

Chairman Meow
leads us forward!


ECU's field graphics are awesome

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008


Great start O-line.

NoleCore
Oct 18, 2007

A New Level of Confidence ... and Power


Someone cap the NC Skull please.
*and its GOOD

car full of midgets
Jan 06, 2004

We know that all must, in the end, eat the dust of the Devine. There is no escape from it, because that is His will.


I think they were just playing the Undertaker's theme from the early 90's on that 3rd down. I'm loving ECU tonight.

Nereid
Sep 17, 2009

Blowing out high school volleyball teams since 2008.


WTF is this like shrine to Lou/Skip Holtz? I don't need to see baby pictures.

Iostcause
May 26, 2001

I'M DANCING! I'M DANCING!
I'm—just—I'm a naked whore.


Minto Took posted:

There is no Erin Andrews tonight. Close this thread.
Resting up for FSU/Clemson, no doubt.

Deteriorata
Feb 06, 2005

You are a fluke of the Universe

Nereid posted:

WTF is this like shrine to Lou/Skip Holtz? I don't need to see baby pictures.

korranus
Jan 08, 2001

HOUSTON

Your 2009 Mythical National Shitchrist


ECU's new uniforms and helmets own they need to go full time with them.

Moving on:

1) What team will score the most points this weekend? (125 points): Boise State
2) What team will score the least amount of points? (150 points): UCF
3) Pick a team that will have more then 400+ offensive yards? (50 points): Houston
4) Pick Oregon (-6.5) vs Standford against the spread (100 points): Oregon
5) Pick Ohio State vs Penn State (-5) against the spread (100 points): Penn State
6) Pick Boise State (-21) vs LA Tech against the spread (100 points): Boise State
7) Pick LSU vs Albama (-7.5) against the spread (100 points): LSU
8) Pick Oklahoma (-4.5) vs Nebraska against the spread (100 points): Nebraska
9) MSPaint a picture of Pete Caroll crying after last weeks loss (500 points for doing one, 1000 bonus for the best) : cmmon thats classless!

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

United we play, United we win

They played VT's commercial and then they played Boston College's . Maybe ECU doesn't have one so they just picked a school with similar initials.

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