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Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009

A preview of the broadcast is below - card is subject to change:

- There will be an update on the condition of TNA World Heavyweight Champion "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, who has been attacked by a mystery assailant in recent weeks! Who is behind all of it? Tune in Thursday for the latest on AJ!

- In huge tag team action, it will be Team 3D taking on the tandem of "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and Hernandez

- "The Boss" Bobby Lashley will be in action as he faces Homicide

- Plus, the sexy TNA Knockouts will compete as Tara battles the maniacal Daffney!

All this and much more on Thursday's huge "iMPACT!" on Spike starting at 9/8c!

Daniels is turning into a villain.

Samoa Joe is a villain.

AJ Styles is a villain to the "gay community".

Also Hulk Hogan.

All tonight on IMPACT.

Beautiful Ninja fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 02:26

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:13

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# ? Nov 22, 2009 01:46

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007; Such Heroic Nonsense.

I heard Hogan wasn't really even confirmed?

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:18

Gorgolflox: Apr 02, 2009

Big Rob? Did they draw that name out of a hat?

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:20

Shadow225: Jan 02, 2007; I Am Iron Man

Why are the Tag champs not representing their stable in a tag match?

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:20

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004; Hail To The King

GrimGypsy posted:

I heard Hogan wasn't really even confirmed?

He ain't showing up in the Impact zone for a while just move right along

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:21

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

Shadow225 posted:

Why are the Tag champs not representing their stable in a tag match?

Something to do with Team 3D, probably.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:23

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; THAT WAS VINTAGE "CHRIS ABYSS PARK PARKS" TENAY!!!

I cant believe they did the whole fake pep speech and put it on tv

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:23

Mr. Blastaway: Jun 23, 2004

Roode v. Young, YEESSSSSSS

Sionistic posted:

I cant believe they did the whole fake pep speech and put it on tv

It was fake?

Mr. Blastaway fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 02:27

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:23

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009

Mr. Blastaway posted:

Roode v. Young, YEESSSSSSS
It was fake?

If it was real, when Dixie said "find another place to work" half of the TNA locker room would have been flying to FCW.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:27

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009

The TNA Knockouts are consistently entertaining and I wish they were in the WWE because goddamn most of the Divas suck.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:31

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

Beautiful Ninja posted:

The TNA Knockouts are consistently entertaining and I wish they were in the WWE because goddamn most of the Divas suck.

They put her in a bag.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:32

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; The biggest punches.
The smallest gloves.
The worst ground game.

I predict that will be the highlight of the show.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:32

CM Junk: Apr 21, 2008; WOOWOOWOO
_{you know it}

Lauren is smiling and acting interested too much.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:32

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004; Hail To The King

Beautiful Ninja posted:

The TNA Knockouts are consistently entertaining and I wish they were in the WWE because goddamn most of the Divas suck.

Tara was unhappy in WWE around the time she left them

I hate seeing her unhappy and I don't blame her (re: Gail in WWE this year)

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:33

CM Junk: Apr 21, 2008; WOOWOOWOO
_{you know it}

I hate myself for watching TNA but for some reason Mick Foley's voice is extremely comforting.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:34

rotinaj: Sep 05, 2008; It puts the lotion on the skinsuit...

OOH YEAH BLACK MACHISMO

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:35

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

Tara was unhappy in WWE around the time she left them

I hate seeing her unhappy and I don't blame her (re: Gail in WWE this year)

Gail has no one to blame but herself.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:38

rotinaj: Sep 05, 2008; It puts the lotion on the skinsuit...

YAY DESMOND WOLFE

edit: DOUBLE YAY FOR DESMOND! HE MURDERED DEANER!

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:39

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009

DEANER! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:39

CM Junk: Apr 21, 2008; WOOWOOWOO
_{you know it}

Wow, I just now saw Nigel's lariat.

Jesus, his tron looks like loving Three Wolf Moon.

HOLY gently caress HE WRECKED DEANER

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:39

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; The biggest punches.
The smallest gloves.
The worst ground game.

*****

e: Desmond Woof, mean mugging.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:39

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

rotinaj posted:

YAY DESMOND WOLFE

Oooh. That was fun.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:40

Gorgolflox: Apr 02, 2009

The announcers didn't sell that very well.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:40

rotinaj: Sep 05, 2008; It puts the lotion on the skinsuit...

FANGS OF THE WOLF

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:41

CM Junk: Apr 21, 2008; WOOWOOWOO
_{you know it}

Ahahahaha he put on his shades twice before he cut the promo.

Putting Angle's phone call over the match and Nigel's promo was loving retarded.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:41

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

"I want everyone to look at that Muppet, (moppet?), in the ring"

"And next week it will be me in the ring."

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:41

car full of midgets: Jan 06, 2004; We know that all must, in the end, eat the dust of the Devine. There is no escape from it, because that is His will.

His glasses are hosed up and it's bothering me.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:41

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009

Oh, I see what you did there Desmond.

Mr. Mangled.

Mangle.

Angle.

Cute.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:41

CM Junk: Apr 21, 2008; WOOWOOWOO
_{you know it}

MF Doom made that rhyme five years ago, Nigel.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:41

rotinaj: Sep 05, 2008; It puts the lotion on the skinsuit...

I love when wrestlers rename their opponents.

edit: oh god that pun was so bad!

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:42

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

Hungry... like a Wolfe

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:42

JavyOO7: Dec 04, 2005; y halo thar?

Other than the really weird wolf sound and the wolf references, Nigel's new character is pretty nice. I like it.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:42

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

...

Duran Duran song being used as a catchphrase.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:42

CM Junk: Apr 21, 2008; WOOWOOWOO
_{you know it}

Suicide promo

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:43

JavyOO7: Dec 04, 2005; y halo thar?

The song isn't so bad, though. Its cool.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:44

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

JavyOO7 posted:

The song isn't so bad, though. Its cool.

Make it his theme.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:44

JavyOO7: Dec 04, 2005; y halo thar?

Codependent Poster posted:

Make it his theme.

He could have back up dancers and everything.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:45

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; The biggest punches.
The smallest gloves.
The worst ground game.

Bubba's head is bigger than that belt.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:48

Shadow225: Jan 02, 2007; I Am Iron Man

So Rhyno's gimmick is a conspiracy theorist?

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:48

Fucken_Gieux: Apr 05, 2009

Samoa Joe looks like he owes a flat mate three months worth of his share of the rent.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 02:50

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