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Once upon a time, about 12 years ago, the last hope for the Empire met a tragic end.![]() She was the people's princess, a gem of humanity through our dull day to day lives. Rumours of her death were premature. ![]() Scientists rebuilt her as best they could. She sleeps, burried under London. Waiting for the day when she's needed by the empire once more. ![]() She will return and fight all that oppose her.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:03 |
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| # ? Nov 21, 2009 23:17 |
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Somewhere, deep in our hearts, we all knew this to be true.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:08 |
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Dianna Princess of Mecs
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:10 |
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She was like a candle in the wind whose flame lives on as the cherry on a lambert & butler.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:18 |
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She may rest, but she never sleeps.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:21 |
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Hey this isn't news to me.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:21 |
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Does she have missile launchers or foam suction darts?
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:24 |
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She sleeps until London calls.![]() But that time is not now.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 04:35 |
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Goodbye England's Robo...
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 05:01 |
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Came expecting to see Harley riders, left slightly confused.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 05:10 |
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Surely she will fight off all the evil that is now in this world? Don't we need her most now?
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 05:13 |
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Ooohhhhhh the OTHER fag. This thread title just got 80% less entertaining. Not 100% mind you. Its just like, walking into a taco bell and finding a menu full of hamburgers. They may be good and all (well, no they wouldnt), but not what I was shopping for.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 05:14 |
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Lambert & Butler make my throat hurt.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 05:16 |
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ElectricSheep posted:Came expecting to see Harley riders, left slightly confused. There is more to life than Southpark. This is a serious thread and I would hope you would treat it with the dignity it deserves.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 06:07 |
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I think that she needs testing in a secret government facility.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 06:17 |
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Came in expecting something about Japan. Left with newfound fear of mini-robo Lady Di hiding under my bed.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 06:24 |
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I like to think of SFPRPP's secret fortress is actually Big Ben. And when trouble strikes, and the commonwealth is in jeopardy, the clocks face opens like a garage door (same sound too), and she erupts out looking for the bastard who is presumably responsible.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 07:06 |
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drat, I just saved a bunch of daily express headlines and front pages before realising I don't have photoshop installed.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 07:37 |
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This if loving hilarious. I'm in tears. edit: the cape, hahaha
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 07:50 |
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Very good. Seriously.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 08:12 |
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Furret Basket posted:Lambert & Butler make my throat hurt. They are literally the worst cigarette, but this thread makes them awesome.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 08:57 |
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Suddenly outlandish conspiracy theories about the British Government working hand in hand with big tobacco to hire a mysterious and cool assassain begin to make a lot more sense. The Daily Express and Al Fayed may have been onto something.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 10:55 |
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Oh no! I went to take some more pictures of robo di this morning and she's gone. There must be a secret threat to the commonwealth that she'd gone off to sort out. I bet she's taking back India.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 12:43 |
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Someone better send this to the Express, I'm sure they'd love to know.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 14:10 |
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Thats loving brillant OP, made my day. Here is my humble piece of fan art:![]() Rest in peace, our people's candle in the wind of hearts.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:24 |
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She may not kill her enemies now, but what she does to their health in the long run is 10x worse as any death can be. She wants them to suffer.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:33 |
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Rycro posted:Thats loving brillant OP, made my day. Here is my humble piece of fan art: Thank you so much.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:35 |
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Rycro posted:Thats loving brillant OP, made my day. Here is my humble piece of fan art: I love you.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:56 |
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As an American citizen, I for one praise our new British overlords. I would ask that you please show us mercy. Let us just go ahead and rejoin the empire peacefully before she comes over here and destroys us all. Please have pity, we will even pay for that tea we threw away and dig up Washington's corpse and hang him for treason. also she needs a speaker on her chest that blasts Rules Britannia. It should be the last thing Britain's enemies hear. Cap. Monocle fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 19:50 |
| # ? Nov 06, 2009 19:47 |
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Oh you guys are still ruled by a Princess? *shot by laser cigarettes*
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 19:53 |
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It seems to me like you've made her live with some Lamberts in the bin?
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 19:54 |
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It's been nearly a week and she still hasn't turned up. Which means: A) Being a (long term) temporarily unemployed manchild who lives in his mothers attic, means that cigarette packet robots get thrown out when left on the mantelpiece. or... B) Her battle against the Indian cig packet robot ghandi isn't going well. Rumours are that it's still raging on over the tika-balti curry fields of the sub-continent. Either way, I have the technology to rebuild her, but I have to remember not to throw away empty cigarette packets.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 02:35 |















How perfectly god damned delightful.



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