Y'all are a bunch of unfunny little fuckers [mafia]

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FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Okay you all suck at this so now I'm going to teach you how the experts play mafia using an IRC mechanic that will in no way translate over to the forums. Also I'm not announcing this game because the discussion thread is boring but if I decide to WHO KNOWS

1. TLB
2. Quandary
3. Ashenai
4. El Generico
5. winvirus
6. fitty
7. Teabagger
8. That Which Squeaks
9. Tao Jones
10. Squiggly
11. The Betrayer
12. Look Under The Frock
13. slackerbitch
14. Flaggy
15. BlazinChronic

Replacements:
1. Illandriel
2. sc4rs

Okay, here's the deal. Every now and then I will hell A MUSKET HAS APPEARED and then you guys have to say DIBS and whoever gets it gets a one shot daykill. The tradeoff is, in order to make this forums worthy, I will roll a six sided dice and the number that lands on will correspond to the poster who gets the gun (if you posted DIBS third and I role a 3 you get the gun).

One thing to watch out for is that my dice is tempermental and if you are a lovely unfunny poster then it magically might not land on your side. Please note that this only counts for this game if you're a terrible poster elsewhere I don't care unless you're one of the IRC crew I don't let in my game anyways OKAY GO.

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 00:26

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:12

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# ? Nov 21, 2009 23:16

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Obviously the gods favor people who are really funny.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:12

CaptainWinky: Jun 13, 2001

You're all a bunch of bottom-feeding substance abusers. As such, I decided that it's okay to crunkpost in this thread! Yes, you can talk about how totally drunk and/or stoned you are! Just keep it in this thread!

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:21

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Thread now is amazing.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:23

Quandary: Jan 29, 2008

This is a terrible idea

Edit: SAQUandary, have PMs

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:28

FronzKofko: Apr 07, 2009; Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

CaptainWinky posted:

You're all a bunch of bottom-feeding substance abusers. As such, I decided that it's okay to crunkpost in this thread! Yes, you can talk about how totally drunk and/or stoned you are! Just keep it in this thread!

thread is now Piuro's home

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:29

El Generico: Feb 03, 2009; BRRAAIINBUUSSTAA!

I just scraped my bowl and smoked about half a bowl of resin and I'm baked as gently caress. I wanna play.

AIM: enemyviolent@gmail.com

I'm going to scumclaim in the first post.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:29

winvirus: Jan 23, 2009; NOT THE COP

but ask me about lynching liars!

why the gently caress am i doing this

winvirus90, pms yes

ps I don't do drugs or drink CaptainWinky hth

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:29

El Generico: Feb 03, 2009; BRRAAIINBUUSSTAA!

winvirus posted:

ps I don't do drugs or drink CaptainWinky hth

what are you, in league with cm punk or something

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:31

50 pounds of bread: Sep 27, 2006; FORGET SOMETHING?

This is a great idea.

PMS, I'll smoke a bowl while you get ready to give me 8 muskets.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:33

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Holy poo poo fifty signed up

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:33

Twobagger: Jul 11, 2007; HEY IF YOU ARE A FEMALE GOON I WILL DRIVE YOU AROUND IN MY FORD EXPLORER FOR FREE

I'm pretty much the least funny person irl so this game is perfect for me.
AIM: Twobagger
PM:

e: am also a little fucker

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:48

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Crunkposting? A Piuro game?

Lets do this poo poo.

AIM: ThatWhichSqueaks (never on)
PMs: Preferred.

Said thing is that I'm on a tolerance break from weed until next Wednesday afternoon. I'll get some drunkposting in on the weekend though.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:53

Quandary: Jan 29, 2008

Twobagger posted:

I'm pretty much the least funny person irl so this game is perfect for me.
AIM: Twobagger
PM:

e: am also a little fucker

oh poo poo

# ? Nov 06, 2009 04:56

Tao Jones: Jun 15, 2007; I AM A FUCKING MASTERMIND

I am signing The Betrayer up for this game.

AIM: Abstract Toast
PMs: yes

# ? Nov 06, 2009 05:00

Tao Jones: Jun 15, 2007; I AM A FUCKING MASTERMIND

He says it's cool to just PM him his role or whatever, don't bother to ask him if he's playing

# ? Nov 06, 2009 05:01

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

I think I've done that to The Betrayer before.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 05:02

Squiggly: Jan 25, 2006; I'm Your Huckleberry

Yep

AIM: BirdWantsACracka
PMs: Yes

# ? Nov 06, 2009 05:05

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Bump your case every time you get stoned as gently caress.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 06:58

The Betrayer: Jan 01, 2005; You have killed children, the youth of the wasteland. This is considered to be a really bad thing. You evil, evil person.

Breaking this one too. You just watch.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 07:01

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

The Betrayer posted:

Breaking this one too. You just watch.

The kids get high and eat TV
and so do we
for Halloween
I want to be
Lenny Bruce

# ? Nov 06, 2009 07:08

Look Under The Rock: Oct 20, 2007; "When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best."

loving YES

QUANDARY GET READY TO DIE DAY ONE AGAIN

# ? Nov 06, 2009 07:10

slackerbitch: Jan 04, 2007; eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had

oooh oooh pick me!

I am a newbie and I'm not all that good at Mafia and I promise to post drunk off my rear end

AIM: SlackbSA
PMs: yes

# ? Nov 06, 2009 07:29

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

slackerbitch posted:

oooh oooh pick me!

I am a newbie and I'm not all that good at Mafia and I promise to post drunk off my rear end

AIM: SlackbSA
PMs: yes

you get it okay tripping too hardd for this poo poo later~

# ? Nov 06, 2009 07:42

Ashenai: Oct 05, 2005; You taught me language, and my profit on 't
Is, I know how to curse

I'm in, the crunk made it for me

# ? Nov 06, 2009 08:37

miscellaneous: Sep 27, 2008

Hey I probably don't want in because of so many games but I heard this is where I announce how "high" I am, or "blazed"

# ? Nov 06, 2009 09:04

Ashenai: Oct 05, 2005; You taught me language, and my profit on 't
Is, I know how to curse

miscellaneous posted:

Hey I probably don't want in because of so many games but I heard this is where I announce how "high" I am, or "blazed"

You're in the right place, tell us more!

# ? Nov 06, 2009 09:05

Look Under The Rock: Oct 20, 2007; "When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best."

slackerbitch posted:

oooh oooh pick me!

holy hell in a handbasket, I just solved a mystery.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 09:30

slackerbitch: Jan 04, 2007; eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had

Look Under The Rock posted:

holy hell in a handbasket, I just solved a mystery.

Professor Plum, in the Conservatory, with the lead pipe?

Oooh, is this because I PM'd you about music-stuff in the Dan Lirette thread?

# ? Nov 06, 2009 09:39

Look Under The Rock: Oct 20, 2007; "When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best."

slackerbitch posted:

Professor Plum, in the Conservatory, with the lead pipe?

Oooh, is this because I PM'd you about music-stuff in the Dan Lirette thread?

Wait hang on, that's how I know you.

This gets better and better. But it has to do with a currently-running game, so if you want to talk about it more, better take it to AIM.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 10:35

BlazinChronic: Jul 31, 2009

I can't smoke

I get drug tested regularly for a while yet. I'll take a bunch of mushrooms/lsd or something and uncover scum flawlessly (If I can remember how to find this thread...Tried playing halflife2 last time I was tripping hard and it took me 2 hours to load the game)

PM - Yep
AIM - MTM199

# ? Nov 06, 2009 11:31

BlazinChronic: Jul 31, 2009

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND posted:

you get it okay tripping too hardd for this poo poo later~

This game is going to be awesome

# ? Nov 06, 2009 11:38

Illandriel: Apr 07, 2009

Let me into this game so I can vig people and blame my poor decision making on being completely wasted.

AIM: Akayeon
PMs: Yes.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 15:03

Ridonkulous: Jan 11, 2006; I say..
Yea buddy!
Rolling like a big shot,
Chevy tuned up like a Nascar pitstop

I'm in, but I'm not giving any info about me.

aim:zero0314
pm:yes

okay I got bored.

Ridonkulous fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 15:47

# ? Nov 06, 2009 15:42

Flaggy: Jul 06, 2007; What A Lucky Day!

I see thats its full, but if you need a replacement I will replace in. Tag team style.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 15:52

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Ridonkulous posted:

I'm in, but I'm not giving any info about me.

aim:zero0314
pm:yes

okay I got bored.

Good post.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 16:21

FAROESE WAFFLEHOUND: Apr 26, 2007; ~*BARA TEIR BESTU HUNDARNIR ETA VAFLURNAR*~

Allright, I'll be sending out roles in a bit. I am actually RNGing this for once in my life and I think I'll make the flavor based off my shuffle button in iTunes. Flavor arguments will be retarded you could just as easily get the song I AM THE COP and not be the cop so like I said flavor arguments are retarded as hell.

# ? Nov 06, 2009 16:31