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Mr_Companie
Jul 04, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

What is the question you would most like to see answered? Besides what am I going to have for dinner or why did you post this thread, what do you really want to know that you cant, and probably wont, find an answer for?

Id like to know how the internet and increasing computerization are going to shape the future but I probably wont know until it happens. How about you's guys?

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Goddamn
Feb 01, 2007
lawty lawty loved him

If there's anything after death. \/\/

Yeah, that'll probably fail the won't find out clause eventually, but that's the question that would give me the most relief in definitively knowing whether it's yes or no. Probably wouldn't really change anything though.

Aturaten
Mar 23, 2008

Drrr...Drrrr...Drrrr

What's the formula for making a potion to becoming an all-powerful God?

michigan jack
Mar 12, 2008


Where is the Spanish gold buried?

potato!
Apr 24, 2008



How the hell do self-made men/women like Trump and Oprah do it?

Urban Renewal
Sep 23, 2008

Everyone gonna lie

Goddamn posted:

If there's anything after death. \/\/

Yeah, that'll probably fail the won't find out clause eventually, but that's the question that would give me the most relief in definitively knowing whether it's yes or no. Probably wouldn't really change anything though.

what if you could have this answered but it turned out to be just "yes" with no further explanation

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008


Meaning of life?

Really, do we exist just to exist or is there some higher purpose we should be going for.

Brickhouse Betty
Sep 11, 2001

Well well well

Goddamn posted:

If there's anything after death. \/\/

I'll give up my answer to hope this NEVER gets answered. Look at the religious wars we got now, I don't even want to see what happens when the fanatics get proof of an afterlife.

SanitysEdge
Jul 28, 2005


Brickhouse Betty posted:

I'll give up my answer to hope this NEVER gets answered. Look at the religious wars we got now, I don't even want to see what happens when the fanatics get proof of an afterlife.

The great thing about this question is that everyone gets to know the answer someday.

How did it all begin? is a good question I think. We know, for the most part, how it all began but theres tiny tiny fraction of a second that we dont know what the gently caress.

SanitysEdge fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 10:06

yatagan
Aug 31, 2009


Brickhouse Betty posted:

I don't even want to see what happens when the fanatics get proof of an afterlife.

Proof would rather end those wars, don't you think? If anything, the biggest issue is the high level of restrictions most religions technically put on our daily lives (but no one follows them except for extremists). So, whatever one turned out to be right, it would suck at least a bit to follow their poo poo or get damned eternally or whatever.

Eyeball
Jun 04, 2008


What the gently caress are the god drat Nazca lines for? I haven't heard a hypothesis that doesn't sound sketchy at best (no pun intended), but I refuse to believe they were just made for the hell of it.

Lexical Unit
Sep 16, 2003

Cats are jerks.

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


I would like to know once and for all who let the dogs out?

Upright Sloth
Apr 11, 2007
grunt



Where did I put my keys?!

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Prokrastination macht frei


How do I access Bill Gates' bank account?

cloudy music
Aug 23, 2008


Will human civilization ever leave Earth (via either extinction or exodus)? If so, when?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

"Tomorrow, you and I will go into the outfield and we will talk. I have a few things to teach you."

Why are nickels bigger than dimes?

HiFiSi
Apr 11, 2007



What is the deal with airplane peanuts?

Upright Sloth
Apr 11, 2007
grunt



HiFiSi posted:

What is the deal with airplane peanuts?

Why did anyone ever enjoy this man

clearly not a horse
May 08, 2009

undue butt brutality is not a criminal offense


Will I be admitted into the university next year?

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008

Heresy grows from idleness


potato! posted:

How the hell do self-made men/women like Trump and Oprah do it?

Pro tip: They pretty much all write books about it or have books ghost-written on how they did it.

Goddamn
Feb 01, 2007
lawty lawty loved him

Urban Renewal posted:

what if you could have this answered but it turned out to be just "yes" with no further explanation

Well, it'd be better than no answer, and I guess I'd be a tiny bit happier for it. I mean, it might insinuate we're all going to burn for eternity or something, but that's still more interesting than nothing, and it might mean something more palatable either. But such an answer would just raise a whole lot more troubling questions, really. Like whether you'd be missing out on something far grander by trying to extend your lifespan, or whether you'd be avoiding a bad outcome.

False Noses
Feb 24, 2007

THAT IS NOT MY COW!


Lexical Unit posted:

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously.

This, pretty much. I thought about the thread subject for a few minutes, trying to think of a real humdinger--something that has plagued me my whole life--and this is really all it boils down to.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Is the owner of a lonely heart really much better than the owner of a broken heart?

Namarrgon
Dec 23, 2008


Is the universe deterministic?

Fnoigy
Apr 09, 2007

I'm fine. Why do you ask?


WHYYYYYYY?!!


False Noses posted:

This, pretty much. I thought about the thread subject for a few minutes, trying to think of a real humdinger--something that has plagued me my whole life--and this is really all it boils down to.
People seem to make more sense when you think about them as an ape. We're not as far-removed from our ancestors as we'd like to believe. VV


I think I'd like to know what the nature of "experience" is. How does an entity "perceive" at all?

comaerror
Feb 11, 2008

what the christ


The Pope? How many divisions has he got?
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Noni
Jul 08, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 459 hours!


cloudy music posted:

Will human civilization ever leave Earth (via either extinction or exodus)? If so, when?

gently caress that. Ask, instead:

What are the complete blueprints to build a spaceship capable of travelling faster than light?

That way, the answer to your question would be "yes" and "as soon as we build this thing."

Jenova Project
Aug 05, 2007


Is there a secret rich person cure for Type I diabetes, and could I have it just this once?

Mr. Bitterness
Mar 04, 2009


How fast will the global population drop when there's eventually not enough fuel supply to meet energy demands even with the use of renewables? Also how much of the drop will be from lack of resources and how much will be from fighting for what's left?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Drive my car into the ocean



Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the Universe?

Nathilus
Apr 04, 2002


Elephanthead posted:

I would like to know once and for all who let the dogs out?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...12212208AAYSDJo

Here they suggest it was probably you when you were a child and have blocked out the traumatic memory.

I want to know what is buried at the bottom of the oak island money pit. Someone went through a lot of trouble to create that shaft initially and put a lot of traps and barriers in the way. I want to know why and for what.

axolotl farmer posted:

Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the Universe?

I can answer this one too! Almost certainly.

Last Emperor
Oct 30, 2009

'You call that an Empire?'


What is the question I would most like answered?

Fake edit: Seriously though I'd probably ask something a bit mundane, like, would my ancestors be 'proud' of me?

Of course if there was away for me to get such questions answered I'd probably turn into a real Faustian character

Adrenochrome
Nov 22, 2007

You can't buy it

Sponsored by
Strategic
Genetics,
Inc


I want to know if acupuncture works

Nathilus
Apr 04, 2002


Can I keep answering peoples' questions? I'm going to keep answering peoples' questions.

Last Emperor posted:

Fake edit: Seriously though I'd probably ask something a bit mundane, like, would my ancestors be 'proud' of me?

Probably not, unless your ancestors were much more open minded than the average person of their day. They likely held bigoted views and would see you as being too open, accepting, and permissive for the same reason you'd think of them as being closed minded and brutal.

Adrenochrome posted:

I want to know if acupuncture works

The evidence points to 'sometimes'. For some conditions real acupuncture has not proven more effective than sham treatments. Or even worse! For others, there is some evidence that it works slightly better than accepted mainstream treatments, or that it provides measurable benefits when used in addition to said treatments.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Drive my car into the ocean



Adrenochrome posted:

I want to know if acupuncture works

Sticking needles in your skin has some local effects. Acupuncture points and meridians are nonsense. It's mostly useless.

T8R
Aug 09, 2005
Yes, I would like some tea!

Goddamn posted:

If there's anything after death. \/\/

Yeah, that'll probably fail the won't find out clause eventually, but that's the question that would give me the most relief in definitively knowing whether it's yes or no. Probably wouldn't really change anything though.

No. There isn't anything after death. Everything that makes us identify to ourselves that we exist is our own conscious thoughts. When you die your brain stops producing conscious thoughts. So, nothing.

Nathilus
Apr 04, 2002


axolotl farmer posted:

Sticking needles in your skin has some local effects. Acupuncture points and meridians are nonsense. It's mostly useless.

The studies I have read disagree with this point. Here is one that found that acupuncture conditionally worked somewhat better than standard drug treatment for migraines. http://mrw.interscience.wiley.com/c...1218/frame.html

It doesn't work for everything and needle placement isn't as finicky as practitioners believe but the evidence points to the the fact that it has a measurable affect when used as a treatment for certain conditions. It's difficult as gently caress to study though, since it isn't possible to set up a double blind experiment for it.

T8R posted:

No. There isn't anything after death. Everything that makes us identify to ourselves that we exist is our own conscious thoughts. When you die your brain stops producing conscious thoughts. So, nothing.

This is your opinion. The matter isn't provable one way or the other. I think that your answer is the most likely one, however. I hope not because I don't enjoy the idea of ceasing to exist, but I suppose it won't matter when the time comes if its true.

Nathilus fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 03:23

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008


Can universal entropy be reversed?

More seriously, if P=NP, how would the proof bring us any closer to solving NP-complete problems in polynomial time?

Nathilus
Apr 04, 2002


Ensign Expendable posted:

Can universal entropy be reversed?

INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

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