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 Metal checklist: 1. Skull, check. 2. Skeleton hands that hold beverages, check. 3. Sleeves with grenades, skulls and flowers, check. 4. Coke, check.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 15:31 |
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 20:01 |
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That's diet coke, not very metal. Can't be topped. 
PendingForaBending fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 21:31 |
| # ? Nov 06, 2009 21:09 |
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This thread. This thread is the most metal thing ever. Also my favorite most metal thing.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 23:16 |
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 It is a muscley man bursting out of a grave on a loving motorcycle whilst a giant devil bat hangs out on a mausoleum. CinnamonToastFunk fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 23:23 |
| # ? Nov 06, 2009 23:20 |
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  THREAD DESTROYED
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 03:31 |
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The most metal thing ever is probably a raped nun or a watch with skeleton hands (it's blood o'clock)
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:41 |
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The most metal thing ever is when i rip the OP's head off and slam it sideways up his rear end into his putrid bowels and he finally has to come face-to-face with where his threads reside trick rear end bitch
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:43 |
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The most metal thing is probably shoes with spikes on the toe/heel and a dead fetus depicted on the toe. Made by vans
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:44 |
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The most metal thing ever will be when I take that idiot that posted immortal and strap headphones (made of the bones of the innocent) and force him to listen to sarcofago and force-feed him the blood of the lamb and see which will explode first his feeble brain or his already fat stomach.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:47 |
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The most metal thing is a pizza delivered by your local dominos that says MASTERS HAMMER BITCH spelled out in pepperoni
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:49 |
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The most metal thing ever is when your mom fuckin wants you to take out the garbage again but jesus christ is a shithead you already fuckin did last week so you just crank up the fuckin gorguts and tell that bitch that the most metal thing ever was when you tore a hole between her pussy and rear end in a top hat when you were born and she says "that episiotomy wasnt a joke i still have a scar" and you spit on the floor and say happy mothers day bitch
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:53 |
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the most metal thing is going into the wilderness to recconnect with nature+satan but then you walk home to get pies that your mom cooked because thats what thoreau would have done and also your friend from kinkos texted you and told you the new krallice leaked
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:55 |
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The most metal thing is when you're air drumming the intro to painkiller but you're doing it on top a pile of skulls and you personally poo poo in and hosed (in that order) each one. They're all saints. Also you just got your order of shirts from Cogumelo
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 04:59 |
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the most metal thing is taking a trip to the ukraine and then realizing theres nothing to buy there except cassettes and track pants
cryme fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 05:07 |
| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:03 |
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The most metal thing ever is going to an NSBM show and then remembering you're black
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:04 |
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the most metal thing is getting laid off from your manufacturing job and then spotting a classified ad to be the guy who mans the jizz cannons at gwar show
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:07 |
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The most metal thing even is finally remembering the 3-digit CVV on the back of your dad's credit card (why can't it be 666?) and buying the shroud of turin and wiping your rear end with it after an awful beer poo poo (the most brutal part is that you're underage  )
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:09 |
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the most metal thing is buying an ibanez and a boss metal zone pedal so you can learn to play all the riffs from whoracle and then letting them collect dust in a closet
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:11 |
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The most metal thing ever is when you leverage your position as station manager at a radio station into an interview with Dream Theater and when they call your cell you just answer HELLO CHINESE RESTAURANT because you're drunk and they suck and they call back like 6 times and keep saying "oh we must have the wrong number" like a chinese restaurant would actually be called "chinese restaurant" lmao gently caress you mike portnoy
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:13 |
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the most metal thing is when you use a fine point sharpie to mark one of your testicles "varg" and the other one "euronymous" and then teabag your roomate who is sleeping comfortably in his devil wears prada t-shirt
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:17 |
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I tried that but before I got in his room the Varg nut wrapped around the Euronymous nut (this is called a "testicular torsion" thanks wikipedia  ) but that wasn't the most metal thing the most metal thing was when I had to say "mom my balls hurt really bad" and then I had to show my mom my swollen nutsack
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:19 |
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the most metal thing is when you have to adhere to the dress code at your IT job but you wear your darkthone t-shirt under your dress shirt and unbutton the shirt just enough so that the pentagram at the top of the logo is exposed for all to see......
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:20 |
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The most metal thing ever is when you spread the AIDS virus through anal blood on public toilets. Why is your rear end bleeding and how did you contract AIDS in the first place? Bathroom at the Priest concert.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:24 |
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the most metal thing is acting as a mediary to form an alliance between rob halford and buju banton at the world aids expo 09
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:27 |
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The most metal thing ever is mooning the line outside a Wolves In The Throne Room concert and yelling DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT and then you rip a huge fart
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:28 |
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the most metal thing is having to wikipedia every single reference in the last 12 posts because you're a pyf poster
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:29 |
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The most metal thing ever is when a mod bans/probates you with the reason "no THIS is the most metal thing ever" and then you rereg and PM them a picture of your dick
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 05:30 |
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The most metal thing is when your friend shows you a metal band he likes and you scoff at his taste because the guitarist was playing on a Fender Twin Reverb with the mids scooped when instead he should have been playing on a Peavey 5150. Doesn't he know country singers use that poo poo?
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 08:52 |
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 09:07 |
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The most metal thing ever is buying Anthrax: Attack of The Killer B's on cassette with your allowance instead of a birthday present for your mom.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 10:10 |
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The most metal thing is how if I have kids they will rebel against me by dressing sensibly, listening to alt-folk and majoring in economics.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 11:52 |
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The most metal thing is closing+goldming this thread before it takes an even more noticable dip in quality
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 14:26 |
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The most metal thing is rain on your wedding day, or a free ride when you've already paid, or free advice that you just didn't take.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 15:29 |
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 I could never bring myself to pay for another MMO and sink all my time into it, but I do have to say Icecrown from WoW is pretty loving metal. Blizzard is still awesome at designing cool poo poo.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 15:40 |
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I give you Headbanging while making fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=389DkzjHpus
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 16:26 |
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The fact that the camera doesn't pick up the music makes that video SO much better. I imagine they just headbang while doing everything. THEY HAVE MADE CAMPING METAL
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 16:41 |
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 Jacob sheep are metal as gently caress. They can get up to six horns.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 16:50 |
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Bonk posted:
Yes the most metal thing is WoW, in fact WoW encapsulates metal perfectly, its based on a lot of fantasy and its loved by a lot of shut-in nerds who will never ever kiss a girl. WoW is the most metal thing ever.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 17:18 |
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cryme posted:The most metal thing is closing+goldming this thread before it takes an even more noticable dip in quality
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 17:49 |
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