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German Joey
Dec 18, 2004

In societies dominated by modern conditions of production, life is presented as an immense accumulation of spectacles.

Has anyone done this yet? Remember the way Dan Savage slandered Rick Santorum's good name? Well, reportedly, Butch-dyke lesbians in the Army erupted in celebration over the male-on-male murder at Fort Hood. Secret Sex parties (dubbed #sleepercells on Twitter) were organized at barracks all over the country, where participants "banged" each others' "hoods" all night long in a frenzied ecstasy. The noise and violence were said to be incredible. This is, like, all over twitter - and not just the #tcot and #iAMthemob crowd either. ROll your eyes and laugh if you want to, but apparently these groups believe this the catalyst of a great human revolution - the key sign of a projected breaking point in the decaying male psyche that will lead to a collective gender suicide.

Here's the barracks where this takes place:


What kind of sick perverted poo poo is this?

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008


Well how bout that.

GertLush
Aug 24, 2005


cool post bro

Ol Junebug
Jan 27, 2009



Some lesbians hate men? You, good sir, have blown my mind.

I have seen pictures of people's 9/11 parties. Some people like to make light and celebrate a tragedy when it doesn't involve them.

Remember when some folks were assured that when Obama was elected the very moment he won the world was going to crash around them? Well these "Butch-dyke lesbians" as you say will feel disappointed that my wife will have to continue to live with me since I didn't break down and kill myself because some crazies in Texas did.

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Bend on over baby, but don't break it... you know you wanna shake it.

Anyone here remember the craigslist dyke party conspiracies?

Ginrai
Sep 11, 2001

...and to this day, they call me Ol' Fire Guts.

I held a party on 9/11 this year, but in my defense it was my birthday.

Witty Phrase
Jun 28, 2008


Possessed by Valerie Solanas's ghost

Orgasmo
Jun 10, 2004

Cover me, I'm going in

This is, like, all over twitter

Amandyke
Nov 27, 2004

A wha?

Explain again how #sleepercells is all over twitter?

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23sleepercells

I see.... one hash tag 2 days ago regarding cylons.

Ol Junebug
Jan 27, 2009



Ginrai posted:

I held a party on 9/11 this year, but in my defense it was my birthday.


Really? You poor soul. I bet you get a lot of "Oh my really! How can you celebrate! doesn't your birthday make you sad?". Unless you are not an American, then no one probably makes the connection.

Nosaj
Apr 30, 2009
Haters Gonna Hate


Orgasmo posted:

This is, like, all over twitter

Im 25 and ive never twittered or even been to their website before, this makes me happy.

And yes i do want a loving cookie for it.

moonwalk
May 28, 2004

Son of a bitch must pay

No it's true I just looked and it was totally on my Twitter.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008



Lesbians hate men coming up in this news hour, but first we have Jim with Pet of the Week.

pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

sorry the information is so Scanty

I love dyke haircuts. they're so precise

Davish Krail
Oct 05, 2008

stay on target

Wait, so the lesbians had sex parties in celebration? Or the lesbians were celebrating because there was violent sex going on at Fort Hood? I'm confused.

Helmet
Apr 07, 2008

I know absolutely nothing about human relationships, yet I continue spouting worthless advice.

Did the shooter target no females? I thought he shot males and females.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Helmet posted:

Did the shooter target no females? I thought he shot males and females.
Well he was shot by a woman. No word yet on whether she is a lesbian.

German Joey
Dec 18, 2004

In societies dominated by modern conditions of production, life is presented as an immense accumulation of spectacles.

moonwalk posted:

No it's true I just looked and it was totally on my Twitter.

Well, OK, its not true of EVERYONE's twitter, you have to subscribe to the right people.

Helmet
Apr 07, 2008

I know absolutely nothing about human relationships, yet I continue spouting worthless advice.

I hope the girl who shot him was a Muslim.

Fog Tripper
Mar 03, 2008

All we need is love
Zombie Patton





German Joey posted:

Has anyone done this yet?

I really wanted to. But then didn't.

paraone
Mar 22, 2003

READ ALL THIS CRAP
YOU JERK =========>

Fort "Hood", you say?

Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006


So wait, there are lesbians in the Army - despite the no gays policy - and they had a bunch of sex orgies because of the shootings yesterday?

I'm having a hard time following the OP.

Good for them, I guess.

traveling midget
Dec 28, 2006

i like u crazy

There have been -40195 posts made by German Joey, an average of -22.53 posts per day, since registering on Dec 18, 2004.

Something is something...

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 09, 2002

Rock for Light

I can't figure out half of what you're talking about

Frankenfatz
Jun 29, 2004
Nothing that whiskey can't cure...

fuckingtest posted:

Anyone here remember the craigslist dyke party conspiracies?

Was this the "Spoonies" or "Spooners" or what have you?

All I recall is some eroticized version of the freemasons symbol, some sort of ghastly literature and feeling slightly ill while reading the thread...

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

old shchool

Nosaj posted:

Im 25 and ive never twittered or even been to their website before, this makes me happy.

And yes i do want a loving cookie for it.

No really, do you want a loving cookie for it? Nobody gives a poo poo that you've never descended from wherever the hell it is you sit to so much as visit Twitter.

Rakdan
Oct 21, 2009


I know sometimes the Soldier's bring underage girls to the barracks and mess around with them. Though living in killeen Tx, next to Ft Hood. I know nothing about what you speak about, maybe I'm just not in the loop but what is your source?

Xenomorph
Jun 13, 2001

Serious Hardware


Dykes, you say?

KungfooMF
Feb 21, 2002



Get it on...bang a hood, GET IT ON!

BetterTasteThnU
Nov 29, 2003
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE, STOP POSTING IT IN YOUR DAMN SIGNATURE

Completely unsupported bullshit, you say? Yes, you do.

Rakdan
Oct 21, 2009


There hard very few openly gay people out here in killeen. In Austin texas, it's more accepted and understood then out here. It's a high crime town, so being openly gay is not something cheered on. I doubt this story because this place never has what you speak of. It's a laid back, relaxing and quiet town.

But if you have a link, I will click it.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

This is actually a pretty brilliant post. I like it.

Georgia Peach
Jan 07, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

Ginrai posted:

I held a party on 9/11 this year, but in my defense it was my birthday.

I read an article in Blender several years ago about Ludacris where they said that "his birthday, eerily, is on Sept. 11."

 toby
Dec 04, 2002


hot 'n' hard hooded humpin, but hardly a hardon in the house! those grrlz know what time it is - time to start a revolution! whew! now i'm all whipped up in a furious fem rage, any fellow lizzies want to forcefully invade my fort hood? you know what i'm talkin about!! hit me up, sleepercellers !

Mr.48
May 01, 2007
Honestly if it weren't for white people we'd never had have the pogo ball. You know, with the ball and the disc and you kinda jumped on it for a while. I feel Einstein would be proud.

Rakdan posted:

I know sometimes the Soldier's bring underage girls to the barracks and mess around with them. Though living in killeen Tx, next to Ft Hood. I know nothing about what you speak about, maybe I'm just not in the loop but what is your source?

His source is like, all over twitter!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

I'm not sure if you guys 'get' this.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

also old, lol

teh butts




German Joey posted:

ROll your eyes and laugh if you want to

very good then

Nosaj
Apr 30, 2009
Haters Gonna Hate


Leovinus posted:

No really, do you want a loving cookie for it? Nobody gives a poo poo that you've never descended from wherever the hell it is you sit to so much as visit Twitter.

Read much? Of course i want a loving cookie...

Should i twitter you the flavor?

Diamato
Jul 17, 2006

Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man


Butch-dyke lesbians

Justice
Jan 26, 2003



totally couldn't sleep last night, the frantic lesbian coupling was just so goddamn cacophonous

Rakdan posted:

I know sometimes the Soldier's bring underage girls to the barracks and mess around with them. Though living in killeen Tx, next to Ft Hood. I know nothing about what you speak about, maybe I'm just not in the loop but what is your source?

what do you mean only 'sometimes'

seriously I'm afraid to be harsh on you because English is clearly not your first language but jesus christ stop posting about how you live in Killeen all your life and no so goddamn much about teh army!!

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