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So, the story goes something like: Bloodie had an LJ when she was 13. Like many 13 year olds. And like many 13-year-olds, stopped using it over the course of her high school career because it was dumb, boring and emo. Of course, her boyfriend of the time was her LJ friend, and that relationship fell all to poo poo. And she went on to college and everything was fine! Until one fine day, she remembered that she had an LJ. So she logged on and remembered that ex of the time (in the spirit of first-name-initials, let's call him 'R'!) was still on her LJ friends list, and decided to look through his entire LJ after...two years of not being with him? And found, in addition to email exchanges that she thought would have been kept private, OLD (and I mean OLD) MSN conversations of the same nature, and a list. A kind of funny list. And found that, above and beyond everything else, she didn't care! So, that's my story. Just to clear my own name, I'm not being vengeful/spiteful/anything else, but once somebody says they are going to make an online confessional about their life on LJ and 4chan, I couldn't figure out for the life of me why e/n didn't deserve the chance to tear it to shreds. Also, I kind of want the opportunity to do so as well, because I don't want to be the "crazy ex who stalks people's livejournals for years and harasses them when they're being honest for the first time". That's my story. Here's the list. Don't ask me what I was doing in a relationship with this one. <b>zeca</b> wrote, NOT FOR SQUEEMISH EYES In my life, there is a huge laundry list of lies that I have told my friends and the people I know. They are the following: I was never a PI I have never been injured by my pyromaniac tendencies I never worked as a pyro technician in Serbia I have never been in serious danger I have never hallucinated I have never woken up in another country the next couple of hours and not know how I got there I have not gotten over my love interests with some of my female friends I am frequently jealous I am not afraid of a girls touch I have never been to a gay bar I never burned my hand and required needles to heal it I have never kept a giant written journal in which, some pages I claimed were written in blood I have never hacked a computer I do now know how to use an epinephrine pen I have never had sexual thoughts regarding a goat I have never been simply curious about tights and what not, that was me always fishing to try and play innocent and justify something I enjoy in the eyes of others I have never had remarkable skills in throwing and catching nor have I ever been necessarily skilled with my fingers I never blew up my ceiling fan with a can of deodorant I do not have a close friend named Wolfie living in Serbia I do not have a freaky friend named Steffi who dared me to wear tights and what not, I did this for my own pleasure I do not prefer working alone I cannot easily figure out people I do not consciously try to figure out people, I only act like I do I do not constantly have a plan that I want to enact I do not scheme, I simply do and pretend I am I am not awesome at blackjack I do not have a flaming gas mask in Serbia When I say, thats what I thought I only say it to sound smarter I would like to try hallucinating one day, but Im too scared to use drugs I have never made gunpowder I never stepped on a nail and acted like I dont know what to do I have not made files on everybody I know I do not know how to practice therapy on people I do not spend too much time thinking by myself, I waste time frequently and stare at things that distract me I have not read Nietzsche I want to send a straitjacket around the world because I want to see pictures of my female friends in a straitjacket I never enjoyed conventional online sex, only bondage online sex I do not have a little inner Relja or anything else like that, these were the product of my imagination in an attempt to distract myself from a failing relationship I have never seen a ghost There was never a little stone or egg thing that floated around and what not There was never an Elle, that was simply to get people to talk to me I did not want to delete my lj account because it wasnt me I deleted it because I felt no one read it and responded to it I dont know if I have a high pain threshold as I have never truly been in severe pain I want to be seen as interesting, so I make things up I dont want to be alone I never modified that lighter I gave Lauren I am not an awesome card thrower I do not brush my teeth My parents have never thought I was autistic I have never seen someone die The chanbara I did in Singapore did not give me weapon training I want to keep going, but I need to sleep for school I have never been to a psychiatrist, only a psychologist and I feel that she completely failed to help me in any way. I feel I was forced to leave UWC as a convenience for others I was confronted by bullies and was a chicken I never had thousands of dollars in the bank I think this is all for now I really enjoy Dr. House I am now going to post this on 4chan and lj to see if I get a response, which might make me feel better, this is an attention grabbing attempt. I dont know if you should respond to it or not. (n/b: I know nobody will ever believe me, but god damnit if I didn't know for years that all these above things he told me were bullshit. Again, I don't know why I put up with it and stayed.)
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| # ? Nov 21, 2009 23:14 |
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For a second I thought you were Helmet and I got excited. Must have been the avatar.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:21 |
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Bloodie posted: I never modified that lighter I gave Lauren You loving stinkyhole.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:22 |
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Bloodie posted:I do not have a close friend named Wolfie living in Serbia *click* Your foster parents are dead. Let's go.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:24 |
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Congratulations? You better be hot.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:36 |
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What the gently caress has this guy got against Serbia??
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:52 |
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quote: I do not brush my teeth Yeah gently caress brushing teeth
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 17:58 |
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pyro ninja bondage crossdressing goatfucker posted: There was never a little stone or egg thing that floated around and what not Bloodie posted:(n/b: I know nobody will ever believe me, but god damnit if I didn't know for years that all these above things he told me were bullshit.) Wait, a little floating stone or egg thing? What?
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 18:10 |
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Bloodie posted: I have never been simply curious about tights and what not, that was me always fishing to try and play innocent and justify something I enjoy in the eyes of others HAHAHA I don't know why I find this loving hilarious.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 18:14 |
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Man, Relja said some stupid poo poo
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 21:16 |
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That's quite the laundry list there if you actually go to Sarah Lawrence then it really makes sense. I mean REALLY.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 21:19 |
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Am I the only one who is at a loss as to what is happening in this thread? You claimed you did these things once? or the ex did..? Edit: I guess I was expecting more goth poetry and less uh..dadaism?
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 21:26 |
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:Am I the only one who is at a loss as to what is happening in this thread? OP is jumping on the attention whore bandwagon from that other crazy chick thread by posting a livejournal entry from some guy she dated when she was 13.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 21:43 |
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spitcloth posted:Wait, a little floating stone or egg thing? What? Supposedly he was being followed around by a little white thing that hung at eye level and disappeared when he looked straight at it or tried to catch it. Obviously, it never showed up when anybody else was around. To clarify things: this is something I completely arbitrarily found on my ex's LJ when I remembered a few days ago that I actually had one. My, er, quasi-relationship with him was a high school deal, not a college thing at all...although the fact that I am at SLC now probably indicates something about my own crazy. Also sharing an update. zeca posted:I read and post on 4chan because there is actual intellectual conversation that occurs on there. You just need to know where to look for it. just sayin'.
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 21:44 |
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This reminds me of this creepy fucker I was friends with in high school. He used to lie constantly about all kinds of poo poo for no reason. A few things I recall him saying were : He owned a guitar that use to belong to and was autographed by a member of Green Day,his uncle gave him a motorcycle for his birthday(we were 15),and he came from Detroit(even though we had mutual friends who'd known him his whole life). This is just poo poo I remember. His biological father was also no longer a part of his family and he told several different people an alternate story as to what happened to him. After I started hanging out with him for a few months he started dressing like me and changed his hair to look like mine. He would often go around and imitate my mannerisms and try to talk like me. And he'd tell everyone he liked all the same movies and bands as I do. It was goddamn creepy. Eventually I just told him to get lost. I ended up finding out later that he would just find someone to do this to until they got sick of him and then latch onto someone else. He later went off and joined the United States Marine Corps.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 08:17 |
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So, despite the fact that he says that is a list of lies that he told, it is actually a list of statements that are true, but about which he had made contrary and therefore counterfactual statements? Is that correct?
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 12:49 |
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Bloodie posted:So, the story goes something like: Bloodie had an LJ when she was 13. So you're what, the ripe old age of 16 now? Listen. When I was 13, if you wanted a Livejournal, you had to know BASIC so you could program a rudimentary one on your Commodore 64. And the CPU was inside the keyboard, and the keys were big and blocky. And some programs were so old they were on cassette tape and you had to put them in a cassette drive to load and you typed in "LOAD "PROGRAM",8" and the computer would say "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE" so you did and sometimes it took 10 minutes to load and WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. 
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 03:16 |
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Part of Everything posted:Oh,Grandpa! Just the other day I was thinking about VHS and realized that within the next five years the vast majority of high schoolers will not know what that is. It made me feel old and I'm only 23.
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 03:22 |
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CPL593H posted:After I started hanging out with him for a few months he started dressing like me and changed his hair to look like mine. He would often go around and imitate my mannerisms and try to talk like me. And he'd tell everyone he liked all the same movies and bands as I do. It was goddamn creepy. Was your friends name Hedra Carlson?
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 05:08 |
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Comic Book Guy posted:Was your friends name Hedra Carlson? Edit: I'm retarded and just got the joke. I actually used to call him "Single White Female". CPL593H fucked around with this message at Nov 08, 2009 around 06:26 |
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