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 (sort of)Kurt Cobain posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=133 Creating intentionally stupid poo poo always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves. Since you can only search youtube for "skating accident broken crotch" so many times before it gets boring I have now been reduced to this. Try to make your misquotes as stupid or funny as possible. Thanks  "'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" -Jenna Haze
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"Creating intentionally stupid poo poo always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves." - Johnny Knoxville
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 22:43 |
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"Can a nigga get a table dance?" - Stephen Hawking
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"im gay" -Hitler
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"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." -Hitler Edit: Hitler said everything in this thread.
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How perfectly god damned delightful.
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"Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry out a death sentence properly reached" - Antonin Scalia edit: maybe he really did say that 
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"I come in peace" - Duke Nukem
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This is a quote-only-reply honeypot, I swear to god. "Great quality at low, low prices!" -Steve Jobs
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"I came here to do two things; kick rear end and drink beer. Looks like we're all out of beer" - Ghandi
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"Arec Bawin" -Kim Jong Il
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"It's all about me." - Benjamin Franklin
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"Today I didn't even have to use my AK, I got to say it was a good day" - Jesus of Nazareth
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"If the bees disappeared, humanity would collapse in 5 years." -Albert Einstein
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"I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I hosed a corpse" -TS Eliot "Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts?" -James Joyce "I think, therefore I am" -St. Augustine of Hippo "..." -The Goat Man reflir fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2009 around 23:02 |
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"Not cars I'm talkin' 'bout them things that cause scars Night and days I know I still fight the power I know we came a different way than the mayflower All them players rentin' rims and hummers Got taught by a teacher defending columbus " - Barbara Bush
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| # ? Nov 06, 2009 22:54 |
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"What? I'm eating a hot dog. What's wrong with you?" - Freud
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"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. "But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- John Wilkes Booth
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"Today, I was thinking..." - George W. Bush
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"No, don't worry about it, this is a church it doesn't cost anything." -The Church of Scientology
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"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, gently caress you - wicked clowns." -Mother Teresa
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"Why so serious" - the joking man
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"I think, therefore I am." - Terri Schiavo
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"If you want to make an Omelette, you have to break a few eggs" - Ayn Rand
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"we have the truth, to save ourselves from the art" -Nietzsche
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"I'm going to loving kill Google." - Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps
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"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" - Che Guevara
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^^^That is goddamn brilliant.^^^ "Battle not with monsters, lest you become one." -Steve Irwin
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"gently caress ya'll niggaz" -Barack Obama
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"God is dead and we have killed him." - Walt Disney "It's turtles all the way down." - Carl Sagan
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"And on top you'll get a layer of soap, and underneath that, pure H2O. That's cold fission." — Jonas Salk
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"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." -Natalie Portman
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"Invention is 10% innovation, 90% perspiration" - Tesla "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" - George W Bush
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Oh, perfect! Question: do we have to attribute a proper quote to the wrong person, or can we botch a quote from the correct person? "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius[...] Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -Chris Benoit
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"It's better to burn out than to fade away." - Thích Quảng Đức
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"I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Shirley Phelps Roper
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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Osama bin Laden
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"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him." -Courtney Love
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"Excuse me, I speak Jive!" -C3PO "gently caress Windows. gently caress it right in it's stupid little rear end!" -Bill Gates
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"Autobots, transform and roll out!" -Richard Nixon
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"I am Batman." - Hitler
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