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The Wensey
Jun 25, 2008

THIS IS MY ORGANIZATION NOW,...BRO!



rysa5 posted:

The whole process concerns proper tonal placement or holding frequencies which are to become centered in the Heart, the Earth, the Sun, and the Galactic Center energy, and respond to universal morphogenetic fields, in order to make your leap of consciousness, evolutionary jump and participate in the Great Shift.

At first I thought this had to be an elaborate troll. It sounds like a new age bookstore vomited all over youtube.

This guy's video channel, http://www.youtube.com/user/rysa5 is smorgasbord of every crazy-rear end new age paranoid schizophrenic idea out there: 2012, mayans, magnets, awakenings, galactic awareness, everything. I've seen of a lot of stuff in this vein, but nothing this crazy. It's total word salad, even timecube is possible to comprehend, even if it's long-winded and absurd.

I mean look at this, and try to translate this into English:

rysa5 posted:

Human mental activity includes from the lowest to highest ranges: from Delta, Theta, Alpha, Beta to Gamma brain waves. Higher vibrations beyond the Theta dream state of Fourth Dimensional psychic consciousness allows the Human Light Body to manifest multi-dimensionally which activates physical centers of the brain in order to experience and utilize the information available in the higher dimensions. Humans operate multi-Dimensionally using abilities such as intuition, telepathy, remote viewing, clairvoyance, remembrance, channeling, telekinesis and direct insight. They can experience the past, future and leave their body and travel while being grounded in the Third Dimension.

Try it, I dare you.

He also has a website, http://goldring.wetpaint.com/account/rysa5 . Let's see how far the rabbit hole goes...

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StupidSexyFlanders
Dec 13, 2006


Seems pretty reasonable, I use telekinesis through fourth dimensional psychic consciousness all the time.

Carl The Shivan
Mar 23, 2009


He has over fifteen thousand subscribers. Clicking on some of their channels I see they have the same kind of crazy videos. They all seem to understand each other and make sense of what the other is saying.

The Wensey
Jun 25, 2008

THIS IS MY ORGANIZATION NOW,...BRO!


I know, right? I've read all the comments about how profound of a message he's spreading... maybe this is all some terrorist sleeper organization communicating in code or something, because everything out of this dude's mouth is like a new-age wordsearch.

Lucifer
Mar 23, 2004



Seems like your basic astral-projection/fourth-dimensional consciousness to me. Maybe you need to do more hallucinogens

archaeo
Nov 05, 2009


hey, lucifer, I used to use that avatar - it's some throwaway subgenius art (at least that's where I found it).

The stuff he's going on about, while pretty unintelligible, goes back at least to the original new age explosion of the 1980's. I've read similar variations on those themes since then, although I'm not about to do any historiography on it (one practitioner: new age scammer Lee Carroll)

a lot of it is crass and crazy re-interpretations of older (somewhat crazy) hindu mysticism, mediated via Eckankar and the like.

archaeo fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 01:18

AgentF
May 11, 2009


Carl The Shivan posted:

He has over fifteen thousand subscribers. Clicking on some of their channels I see they have the same kind of crazy videos. They all seem to understand each other and make sense of what the other is saying.

So they all understand each other and we can't understand them. It's almost as if they're utilising information on a higher level or something.

Lucifer
Mar 23, 2004



archaeo posted:

hey, lucifer, I used to use that avatar - it's some throwaway subgenius art (at least that's where I found it).
I found it about 6 years ago when I randomly typed in 'lucifer.com', and thought their logo was pretty cool. That lead me down the path of "Bob".

Nathilus
Apr 04, 2002


The Wensey posted:

Try it, I dare you.

I'll bite because it seems fun in some perverse way.

quote:

Human mental activity includes from the lowest to highest ranges: from Delta, Theta, Alpha, Beta to Gamma brain waves.

Pretty straightforward.

quote:

Higher vibrations beyond the Theta dream state of

This is a pseudoscientific term thrown around a lot in quack medicine circles. The idea is that the higher one's vibrations, the more healthy and attuned to the universe one is. The claim here is that beyond a certain level of thought your brain levels up and you get mental superpowers.

quote:

Fourth Dimensional psychic consciousness allows the Human Light Body to manifest multi-dimensionally

This was the hardest bit. loving word salad. He seems to be referencing something akin to the idea of astral projection. That's the only way I can make heads or tails of the term 'Human Light Body'. It seems to mean some kind of psychic 'soul' which can be made to interact with dimensions not usually accessible during normal conscious thought.

quote:

which activates physical centers of the brain in order to experience and utilize the information available in the higher dimensions.

This means he's never read Jung and doesn't understand the theory of the collective unconscious. That's basically what he's talking about but he garnishes it with some babble. Dude really wants to believe in mental superpowers.

quote:

Humans operate multi-Dimensionally using abilities such as intuition, telepathy, remote viewing, clairvoyance, remembrance, channeling, telekinesis and direct insight. They can experience the past, future and leave their body and travel while being grounded in the Third Dimension.

A laundry list of the usual suspects for such powers.

That was easier than I thought it would be.

The Wensey
Jun 25, 2008

THIS IS MY ORGANIZATION NOW,...BRO!


Nathilus posted:

Dude really wants to believe in mental superpowers.


I think that's the motivation behind a lot of this, because these kinds of people throw out words without any idea whatsoever what they mean. They have no problem with that though, because their cognitive dissonance is so high it might as well be vibrating in the sixth dimension.

Lemon King
Oct 04, 2009


Lucifer posted:

Seems like your basic astral-projection/fourth-dimensional consciousness to me. Maybe you need to do more hallucinogens
Pretty much, however my favorite hallucinogenic user is Terence McKenna with his Timewave Theory.

AstroZamboni
Mar 08, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

This guy is pretty on-the-nose about almost everything, but I can't BELIEVE he doesn't touch on the fact that human awareness is just a physical manifestation of color operating on the 49th vibration! I mean, come on! That's a conclusion anybody would make walking down the street or shoppin' at the grocery store!

Nathilus
Apr 04, 2002


The Wensey posted:

I think that's the motivation behind a lot of this, because these kinds of people throw out words without any idea whatsoever what they mean. They have no problem with that though, because their cognitive dissonance is so high it might as well be vibrating in the sixth dimension.

Yes. I am sensing those vibrations at the moment. I think you are correct.

Lucifer
Mar 23, 2004



I think it's pretty much a lot of people don't believe in a God, but need to find some higher spiritual order, so they latch onto a few science-sounding ideas like 'magnets' and 'vibrations' and 'fourth dimension', and cobble together a reason why they should be special/have superpowers, using spiritual terms as gap-filler.

But I find it interesting how often 'projecting into a higher dimension in order to move between points in a lower dimension' comes up. That and 'vibrations'. I like my pseudoscience, but I could never really get on board with those.

Lucifer fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 02:50

lapse
Jun 27, 2004



I just went through some of his videos. The best is the one with the most views:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ov4bjOvnzM

I have no loving idea what I just listened to.

Noni
Jul 08, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 480 hours!


Man, the fourth dimension is overrated. Nobody ever talks about the zeroeth dimension. Nobody ever mentions the 3.7th dimension. Nobody ever talks about how awesome dimension 1.29 is, and how it smells like vanilla and is the only dimension where you can see angel farts (They're purple and dusty-looking).

Oh no, it's all about the loving fourth dimension and some hippie psychic bullshit. Want to see something awesome? Well in dimension 1.666, everyone looks like they're in a 1980s hair metal video. It's a whole dimension of nothing but Trans-ams, Corvettes, big-breasted chicks chewing gum while wearing pink hot-pants, and guys who can fight battles using nothing but the power of their rocking guitars.

The sad thing is that the fourth dimension is quite close to actual awesomeness because dimension 4.01 is well known to be the blow job dimension. Why go gently caress around with psychic bullshit and galactic harmonics when you can dial up your dimensionometer to 4.01 and get such a mind-blowing knob job that your spooge will rip open a transdimensional hole and rain down on those fuckers in dimension 4?

Carl The Shivan
Mar 23, 2009


Noni posted:

The sad thing is that the fourth dimension is quite close to actual awesomeness because dimension 4.01 is well known to be the blow job dimension. Why go gently caress around with psychic bullshit and galactic harmonics when you can dial up your dimensionometer to 4.01 and get such a mind-blowing knob job that your spooge will rip open a transdimensional hole and rain down on those fuckers in dimension 4?

So that's why I always get covered in semen when I go to the 4th dimension! Noni!

The Wensey
Jun 25, 2008

THIS IS MY ORGANIZATION NOW,...BRO!


wait... according to his 1995-esque website, http://www.premieres.com/ , this whole thing is some kind of "game":

rysa posted:

The Gold Ring is the Game of Enlightenment & Abundance.
It is a continuing process of Role Playing into Becoming
an Ascended Master, Teacher, Wayshower &Follower of the Higher Path.

rysa posted:

This Game involves using the Mind to Overcome Reaction and move into Creation.
Each Player is Moving from a Limited Reactive Third Dimensional Body
with a Fourth Dimensional Drama to a Fifth-Dimensional Spirit.

How do you play? Well first....

quote:

44 DVD's GOLDRING FULL SET $242.00

Apparently harmonic resonance chakras ain't cheap. This stuff could have a use though, it's kind of... soothing. Like listening to NPR, some guy with a soothing voice rambling about things you don't care about.

The Mentalizer
Sep 09, 2005


Nathilus posted:

quote:

Human mental activity includes from the lowest to highest ranges: from Delta, Theta, Alpha, Beta to Gamma brain waves.


Pretty straightforward.

quote:

Higher vibrations beyond the Theta dream state of


This is a pseudoscientific term thrown around a lot in quack medicine circles. The idea is that the higher one's vibrations, the more healthy and attuned to the universe one is. The claim here is that beyond a certain level of thought your brain levels up and you get mental superpowers.



Funny, I was just reading some self-help crap like this today from these guys: http://www.centerpointe.com/ . I stumbled on them while doing some research on James Ray (the guru dude who's in the news right now for letting those people die in his sweat lodge), whose CD courses are embedded with the "holosync" format that is supposed to make your brain vibrate in a way that makes your thought processes function at a higher plane. According to them, you'll immediately be able to reach a deeper state of meditation than an old Zen monk and all of your dysfunctional emotional problems will fall away. And you'll be able to utilize your whole brain !!! Apparently, that's something only one tenth of one percent of the human population can do. They basically stop just short of telling you that you'll be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes after you pay a couple grand (or more-they don't really tell you how much each course costs) for all of the courses you'll need. Naturally, there are several levels and you need to get through them all to unlock the full potential of your mind power. And all by just listening to their magical tones embedded under the soothing nature sounds specially designed to make you a master of meditation without the fuss of having to actually spend time learning how to meditate! Unless you don't want to be all that you can be, it's your choice if you want to remain unenlightened.

I'm constantly amazed at the bullshit people swallow in the name of a short cut. Also, if there's anything I retained from high school history it's that taking spiritual advice from a man named 'James Ray' is probably not the best idea.

The Mentalizer fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 07:21

Last Days of Crisco
Dec 03, 2005

You gotta believe!

http://www.5th-state-of-matter.info/5th-state.html

5thstate > rysa5 > timecube

You might even believe his poo poo until he goes on calling cathode rays "TV beams" and literally references himself.

edit: THE SOLARCORONA IS IN THE FIFTH STATE OF MATTER (and not hot!)

Last Days of Crisco fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 10:25

A Pancake
Dec 23, 2007

it's so angry...


AstroZamboni posted:

This guy is pretty on-the-nose about almost everything, but I can't BELIEVE he doesn't touch on the fact that human awareness is just a physical manifestation of color operating on the 49th vibration! I mean, come on! That's a conclusion anybody would make walking down the street or shoppin' at the grocery store!

I realize that's entirely tongue in cheek but can someone explain to me why that made sense to me?

Cardinal Ximenez
Oct 25, 2008

The 'X' is a voiceless velar fricative.


When the Harmonic Convergence finally comes, I'll play on a microtonal keyboard.

AstroZamboni
Mar 08, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

A Pancake posted:

I realize that's entirely tongue in cheek but can someone explain to me why that made sense to me?

Its actually from the Christopher Guest folk music mockumentary "A Mighty Wind."

Dalai Lamacide
Jan 10, 2007

She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em


AstroZamboni posted:

Its actually from the Christopher Guest folk music mockumentary "A Mighty Wind."

Someone gave me that for my birthday, and I haven't even opened the cellophane.

Back on topic: I know this dude who would be all up on this guys balls. He wishes he was a super-hippy. The only person I know who will smoke pot and cigarettes in his car with the windows rolled up, at the same time. With incense burning. Seriously it's a hell of sorts. Anyway this guy thinks he's the deepest thing ever. He'll make some sort of thin connection between two words or two ideas. It actually gets this bad: thinking that realizing the word "Fart" is just "Art with an F" makes you deep or observant (stuff like that over and over). During one conversation he went from: "Girls have asked me to take the condom off." to "That doesn't make me a rapist." Also he smoke's crack because coke is expensive.

That guy would look at those videos and either completely understand them, or say does. Either way, he's a douche-faucet.

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference

You should unwrap the cellophane on that movie, A Mighty Wind is awesome.

The Wensey
Jun 25, 2008

THIS IS MY ORGANIZATION NOW,...BRO!


Last Days of Crisco posted:

http://www.5th-state-of-matter.info/5th-state.html

5thstate > rysa5 > timecube

You might even believe his poo poo until he goes on calling cathode rays "TV beams" and literally references himself.

edit: THE SOLARCORONA IS IN THE FIFTH STATE OF MATTER (and not hot!)

5thstate posted:

Electrons in the TV-beam have a particle-energy E of 26 000 electronvolt due to their accelerator-voltage of 26 000 V. The solar surface has about 1 eV or 6000 K, the solar core 2000 eV or 15 million K. Note, that electrons in the TV have 13 times higher energy than those in the solar core! Electrons of a lightning of 108 eV have even a thousand times higher energy than electrons in supernovae of 105 eV or 109 K. The lightning would have a temperature of 1012 K if it would be a plasma-body. It would emit a power more than that of 1011 suns from its body of only about 2 m³ (equ.1)! This impossible power-density also shows that this 1012 K is as impossible as – 1K !


This guy reminds me a lot of Ullillilia and Christian Humber, he loves enormous numbers that sound like they've been meticulously calculated, but were really just pulled out of his rear end.

AstroZamboni
Mar 08, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

bigperm posted:

You should unwrap the cellophane on that movie, A Mighty Wind is awesome.

2nding this. All of the members of Spinal Tap playing a parody of the Kingston Trio. Its pretty keen.

Okay, derailment over.

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