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JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

"when you were a child, do you remember... ritualistic gatherings"

and now he's explaining the priory of scion to the lady. the fleur de lis is the crest. this is happening in a smart car

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Laughterhouse
Sep 21, 2008

I WILL CALL YOU AT 3AM AND MAKE YOU READ TO ME TIL I GET SLEEPY

wots peachtree tv

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

they are backing away from the police. the plice are upset. now they are reversing the smart car onto the sidewalk. they have disrupted the business of a cafe, and nearly ruined a motorcyclist's night. they backed between two garbage trucks and tom hanks saw his reflection in the rearview mirror get shattered against a side of a truck. is this foreshadowing

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

Laughterhouse posted:

wots peachtree tv

TBS

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

"christ, give me strength" says the albino in the car. now he is remembering his time in prison. there's a weird scar on his face and it looks like his prison was the set from saw. he read the bible a lot and then a priest appeared over his bed. and maybe jesus? no. just a crucifix. something is wrong with the ide of his face. he is bleeding. but now he's not. i guess he went to a church. the priest got beat up and he snapped a guys' neck. "you are an angel" says the priest as he dies. now the albino hoods his head. i guess he means busines

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

the albino has a conversation with a nun. he has dipped his fingers in holy water and done the sign of the cross. the nun is explaining something called a rose line? i think. the world's first prime meridian. the albino mumbled something. there is the cathedral is nice. he says he will show himself out. "he wishes the peace of the lord on her. she's walking away from him reallyquick and he's just standing there kinda lurching. he stands totally still in this position

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

he smashed the floor with a banister or something but i saw that poo poo in indiana jones. then he pulled out some kind of artifact made out of rock that says "JOB 38:11" on it. he gets a real pissy look on his face and says "NO NO." later this week on peachtree they're showing a college football game

Laughterhouse
Sep 21, 2008

I WILL CALL YOU AT 3AM AND MAKE YOU READ TO ME TIL I GET SLEEPY

like how baked r u

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

i'm completely sober

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

the cross he's holding hides the secret of the holy grail "and maybe more than that"

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

am i the only person watching this. i'm suddenly doing something and i can't just fuckin keep descibing this anymore. help me someeone

Laughterhouse
Sep 21, 2008

I WILL CALL YOU AT 3AM AND MAKE YOU READ TO ME TIL I GET SLEEPY

welll im gonna get going...

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

they are in a tunnel. they are in the back of a truck. they're holding some object. "you don't believe in god" tom hanks says. he's a god fearing man - raised a catholic. now hes having weird flashbacks. they open the little box they're holding. it has a "cryptex". they're used to keep secrets. it's da vincis design. if u force it open it will spill vinegar into the thing, spoiling its treasure within. clever girl...

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

"my grandfather gave me a wagon" -tom hanks, apropos of nothing

CHARLES MANSION
Jul 03, 2008

PUT MY DICK INSIDE YOUR MOUTH, TRY TO FIT MY WHOLE DICK AND NUTS INSIDE YOUR MOUTH


the da vinci code is so loving funny

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

"si..." says the albino in monk hood into his cell phone, as he watches a boat float down the river

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

ian mckellen made a pot joke. im sorry. i was getting ice cream

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

ian mckelen is a bad guy? the albinio got shot. poor albino. his best friend alfred molinea was sad to hear he die. "a ghost is born" -jeff tweedy, albino murderer

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

tm hnaks destroyed the most important piece of paper ever

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

why isnt the movie over how is it still going. the actual climax was like 20 minutes ago and i think there's still probably twenty minutes left in this movie.

AcrobaticTenement
Oct 24, 2006

Tuff Luff

mzzz
Feb 22, 2009



bill when are u going to live blog america's got talent again...

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HEY BRAH!
HEY WHERE YOU AT!?


angels and demons was fnny too

Hootie Hoo
Nov 13, 2008

OvO


congrats on having better writing in the movie summary than dan brown did in the book

GET BUCK
Jan 09, 2009

naruto headband rockin ice niggas


i was so sure that peachtree tv was just an atl thing, how are u watching it in canada

TB Player
Dec 03, 2008

i love lamp


probably just a coincidence. if it exists in atl it's peachtree somethinorother

GET BUCK
Jan 09, 2009

naruto headband rockin ice niggas


tb player ive been meaning to ask you: do girls really never wear stilletos at nashville parties

TB Player
Dec 03, 2008

i love lamp


GET BUCK posted:

tb player ive been meaning to ask you: do girls really never wear stilletos at nashville parties

uhhhhh i ain't never heard of this and i seen girls wearin' stilletos why where that come from?

Dave Matthews
Oct 09, 2009

What would you say?

TB Player posted:

uhhhhh i ain't never heard of this and i seen girls wearin' stilletos why where that come from?

she was probably just bein miley when she sang about it

GET BUCK
Jan 09, 2009

naruto headband rockin ice niggas


i guess i should have expected to be alone in my adoration of party in the usa *transmorphs self into little "WEE-OO-WEE" synth part at the end of the chorus and floats away*

Dave Matthews
Oct 09, 2009

What would you say?

GET BUCK posted:

i guess i should have expected to be alone in my adoration of party in the usa *transmorphs self into little "WEE-OO-WEE" synth part at the end of the chorus and floats away*

i feel you so hard that song rules imo

Dave Matthews
Oct 09, 2009

What would you say?

its the vamp

TB Player
Dec 03, 2008

i love lamp


oooooohhh i'm a dumb

gingrich
May 26, 2007

by Ozma


are there any ironic covers or mashups of "party" beyond the biggie one

TB Player
Dec 03, 2008

i love lamp


gingrich posted:

are there any ironic covers or mashups of "party" beyond the biggie one

heard a dj mash it & up in here by dmx and i couldn't get it out of my head for the next 48 hours

btw someone with archives bump the dmx thread so it can be goldmined

Spaceman Bill
Feb 25, 2006

are you a badenov dude

mzzz posted:

bill when are u going to live blog america's got talent again...

when its on again. the hillbilly chicken man? he won

Spaceman Bill
Feb 25, 2006

are you a badenov dude

ps im spaceman bill and i approve of liveblogging threads

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

i liveblogged event horizon once

JohnnyC
Jun 08, 2008

uhhhhhhh

most of it was like "how did this get filmed"

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