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jmayo: Jun 21, 2006

Saw this ad in a magazine for Qatar Airways.
If I was flying club class I wouldn't expect to find a trolley dolly fiddling with my buttons while I was fast asleep. Surely this image needs some attention.

For example

jmayo fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 19:03

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:22

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Nov 20, 2009 22:18

Nnep: Jun 17, 2007

what am i supposed to do i dont understand

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:24

taupoke: Apr 26, 2008; Was I dead or was I sleeping?

Nnep posted:

what am i supposed to do i dont understand

complain to quatar airlines.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:28

Diamato: Jul 17, 2006; Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man

Those are two ladies on a plane alright.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:29

camuk19: Apr 17, 2006; TO THE SKIES

taupoke posted:

complain to quatar airlines.

im getting my gran to write a very disgruntled letter

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:29

DaNmAcK: Aug 01, 2004; BARELY LITERATE FRONT MAN FOR A COMPLEX TELE- MARKETING SCAM

I've got a royal frush!
FRUSH?

WHAT THE gently caress IS A FRUSH?

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:34

Tire Fire: Feb 08, 2005

What the gently caress is this poo poo? This is unbelieveable that a flight attendant would be messing with my parcels ( my junk) while I'm asleep. If I so much as felt my goddamn seat starting to move while I was sleeping I would wake my rear end up and punch that drat flight attendent EXCUSE me stewardess in her face. How the hell can they say that you are arriving in style when you have some stupid bitch adjusting your chair and making it so that you are super uncomfortable. Obviously if I am asleep then I am comfortable, I do not need some idiot adjusting my seat. What the hell is she even adjusting? That dial pad has like 40 buttons. How many different things can you do to a goddamn seat that require 40 buttons.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I weight 450 pounds OK? Unless they have some sort of deluxe seat for overweight passengers there is no way I'm fitting in one of those bad boys.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:34

Zachsta: Jun 13, 2007; I ain't askin' nobody for nuthin' if I can't get it on my own.

Well how else is she supposed to take you out of induced hibernation?

edit: wait, is this a photoshop thread?

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:42

Efexeye: Jan 25, 2007

I'm tired of these MOTHERFUCKING flight attendants on this MOTHERFUCKING plane!

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:51

The Steak Justice: Jul 16, 2009; You are amongst friends.

Zachsta posted:

edit: wait, is this a photoshop thread?

I assume so?
I mean, the tag says so, but the guy hasn't given us anything to work with yet.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:52

Canuckistan: Jan 14, 2004; I'm the greatest thing since World War 3

Zachsta posted:

Well how else is she supposed to take you out of induced hibernation?

Longer than you think, Dad! It's longer than you think!

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:53

The Corporate: Jul 07, 2009; Ask me if the holocaust really happened!

Edit: Oh, now you add content.

The Corporate fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 19:32

# ? Nov 07, 2009 18:59

OldCharlie: Jan 01, 2001

Canuckistan posted:

Longer than you think, Dad! It's longer than you think!

Kid shouldn't have held his breath.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:00

gruvmeister: Dec 27, 2006; This is my avatar.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Here's my worthless threadshit:

She's just activating the bacon dispenser!

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:06

gruvmeister: Dec 27, 2006; This is my avatar.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

BTW, doing a GIS for 'bacon' is kinda disturbing. I mean, seriously, what the gently caress Internet?

And that's just on the first page.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:10

ElecHeadMatt: May 27, 2003; I HATE PHANTOM SPACE MAN

ladys really pushin my buttons thats fo sho

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:12

The Corporate: Jul 07, 2009; Ask me if the holocaust really happened!

gruvmeister posted:

BTW, doing a GIS for 'bacon' is kinda disturbing. I mean, seriously, what the gently caress Internet?

And that's just on the first page.

Might want to

the bacon-clad totty.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:13

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

Those seats look really comfortable.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:14

SlightButSteady: Sep 13, 2007

Bacon hugging goodness.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:17

Paulocaust: Jan 29, 2008; "It could be your colon. I�d want to get in there and find some answers."

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:19

Nnep: Jun 17, 2007

bacon fetish is the new goon fetish

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:21

The Steak Justice: Jul 16, 2009; You are amongst friends.

Poor attempt at content is go.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:21

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009

The Steak Justice posted:

Poor attempt at content is go.

That's one big CD drive

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:23

The Worst Unicorn: Nov 03, 2009

Those bacon girls are going to give themselves awful pimples.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:25

ApexAftermath: May 24, 2006

I have no skill with photoshop but I thought it would be funny to shop both women with big bug eyes popping out of their heads staring at each other. If someone could do this it would make my day.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:28

Mattimer: Mar 03, 2008; you can only get the clap so many times before it turns into applause

I've arrived EDIT: in style to make this amazing thread idea better by a magnitude of 133.7

No matter how rich you are you should NEVER smoke in bed. I don't know what that flight attendant was thinking.

Mattimer fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 20:04

# ? Nov 07, 2009 19:35

The Worst Unicorn: Nov 03, 2009

ApexAftermath posted:

I have no skill with photoshop but I thought it would be funny to shop both women with big bug eyes popping out of their heads staring at each other. If someone could do this it would make my day.