The Official Och... I Mean NFL Twitter Thread

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HappyHelmet: Apr 09, 2003; It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

I'm not going to lie, I loving hate Twitter. However, I'm tired of seeing a bunch of posts about someone making a Twitter thread. So here is your goddamn Twitter thread.

Post all your favorite Tweets in here, and for the love of god keep them out of the News/Views thread(s), unless they are actually news related.

Also here is a picture of Ochocinco tweeting the old fashion way cause he is awesome:

# ? Nov 07, 2009 20:25

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# ? Nov 20, 2009 22:18

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

Everybody follow Eric Wright dammit

quote:

ithinkurwright: @MrUnderPar Man dont nobody care bout no baseball..

# ? Nov 07, 2009 20:52

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004; Hail To The King

Jay Feely's pretty cool

jayfeely posted:

For all of your questions: Larry David was at the Jets game on te sidelines before the game and he was infatuated by the heated seats.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 20:56

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

Oh I just scrolled down Eric Wright's page a little more

quote:

ithinkurwright: Cleaning, packing, then PEACE OUT!!
1:57 PM Nov 4th from web

ithinkurwright: Uhhhh aaactually.. Lemme jus watch Maury for a sec.. Then ill start cleaning up.. Lmfao
2:01 PM Nov 4th from web

# ? Nov 07, 2009 21:01

Crow_Robot: Apr 05, 2006; On a mountain of skulls,
in the castle of pain,
I sat on a throne of blood!
What was will be!
What is will be no more!
Now is the season of evil!

Jay Cutler has the most boring twitter.

quote:

# Getting some dinner at Mortons in Cincy.
2:57 PM Oct 24th from Echofon

# Yes. We are rocking the orange tomorrow.
12:29 PM Oct 31st from Echofon

# Getting ready for the cardinals. Defense looks good on film. Have a little interview with Waddle this afternoon.
11:01 AM Nov 4th from Echofon

# Congrats to Jessica Clark...newest fan of the week with the pumpkin pics. Very creative.
6:57 PM Nov 4th from Echofon

# ? Nov 07, 2009 21:05

Mandalay: Mar 16, 2007; WoW Forums Refugee

# ? Nov 07, 2009 21:05

Kalli: Jun 02, 2001; I am serious about my J-O-B.

Schefter posted:

Don't want to embarrass Dez Bryant. RT @omargonzales: @Adam_Schefter I remember rich eisen doing the 40..you should do it this year in Indy.

# ? Nov 07, 2009 21:56

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

Horvil Tiki has a Twitter. The tweets themselves aren't hilarious exactly, the humor comes from opening twitter and reading everyone you follow, then running across a Horvil sentence in the middle of that

# ? Nov 07, 2009 22:01

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

The creepiest Twitter account: Charles Ali, backup fullback, Cleveland Browns.

quote:

Ali650: RT @missbritt_atl bout to get in the shower-TWIT PIC TIME LOL

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:06

ihaveanoutkast: Jan 08, 2008

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

The creepiest Twitter account: Charles Ali, backup fullback, Cleveland Browns.

Where's the pic?

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:08

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

ihaveanoutkast posted:

Where's the pic?

Not sure she took one LOL

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:11

ihaveanoutkast: Jan 08, 2008

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Not sure she took one LOL

LOL

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:14

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006

hahaha
OGOchoCinco

http://twitpic.com/orh5k - I still lay my clothes out like the first day of school
31 minutes ago from TwitPic

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:18

Jamizzy99: Jul 04, 2007

I think this thread needs to beat it!!

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:18

pitchblende: Nov 17, 2003; I think I don't give a fuck about what u think. I think that without help anyone will suck in there. Also I think u need to beat it!

Jamizzy99 posted:

I think this thread needs to beat it!!

I agree

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:27

ihaveanoutkast: Jan 08, 2008

Jamizzy99 posted:

I think this thread needs to beat it!!

# ? Nov 08, 2009 16:28

Prime Butt: May 15, 2005; i know u all busy watchin the dingers on your big ass tv. but theres somethin goin on. prince i know you peepin ryan home runs. serious dog.

brauny.

ok yeah Eric Wright owns

Absolutely slayin this Dominos..
ithinkurwright � Nov 8 � 6:36 pm

# ? Nov 08, 2009 23:42

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

Hahah yeah okay buddy

quote:

D_Stallworth18: WRs all around the league keep on dropping passes... Gonna give some other guy an opportunity next year to come in there & take over *ahem

# ? Nov 09, 2009 00:21

toxicsunset: Sep 19, 2005; NO 4-YEAR-OLD INSULTS SIDNEY CROSBY ON THE INTERNET AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. I'M ON THE CASE!

What I want to know is, how can you possibly hate twitter

# ? Nov 09, 2009 00:25

SonOfDonkeyman: Oct 26, 2007; Hey ladies, Frank Gore is now a Single mannnnnn

Frank Gore's facebook

quote:

What does frank gore gotta do to get more fans????? Im not a tweet kinda guy i want people here!

quote:

I WANT TO PLAY THIS WEEK! COACH SINGELTARY SAID, "FRANK, I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM, BUT WE CANT RISK IT" I GUESS HE'S RIGHT!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

quote:

Just woke up, shoot late for a meeting!! UH OH i have 23 missed calls by the way

quote:

watching wwe raw!

quote:

At the Club with P Wil

quote:

Chillin in the hot tub with TWINSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

quote:

Hey ladies, Frank Gore is now a Single mannnnnn

# ? Nov 09, 2009 00:44

Potassium: Oct 05, 2003; the best lack all conviction, while the worst
are full of passionate intensity

toxicsunset posted:

What I want to know is, how can you possibly hate twitter

If you don't "get" twitter.

Also Kassim Osgood tweets too drat much.

# ? Nov 09, 2009 00:46

adaz: Mar 07, 2009; Offensive Genius

Adam Schefter's twitter is ridiculously awesome for finding out breaking news. Almost always faster than espn itself.

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter

# ? Nov 09, 2009 00:48

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

SonOfDonkeyman posted:

Frank Gore's facebook

I'm not a Twitter man *tweets on the facebook*

# ? Nov 09, 2009 01:58

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006

adaz posted:

Adam Schefter's twitter is ridiculously awesome for finding out breaking news. Almost always faster than espn itself.

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter

If you play fantasy you have to check this around noon every Sunday. I won at least one game because of it when I found out someone on my team was out right before I left for the bar. I would have been screwed otherwise

# ? Nov 09, 2009 02:05

Kalli: Jun 02, 2001; I am serious about my J-O-B.

From Schefter:

quote:

Please send "C'mon, man!" suggestions -- specific goofy plays, not team criticism -- to @Tunasweasel to play on Monday NFL Countdown.

Well, Ted Ginn's kind of a given...

# ? Nov 09, 2009 02:14

YMB: Nov 08, 2009

SonOfDonkeyman posted:

Frank Gore's facebook

Frank Gore rules and seems like a really high-strung guy actually

# ? Nov 09, 2009 03:05

strikereternal: Nov 27, 2006; hmm...

Ribsauce posted:

hahaha
OGOchoCinco

http://twitpic.com/orh5k - I still lay my clothes out like the first day of school
31 minutes ago from TwitPic

This is great.

Ochocinco update:

OGOchoCinco posted:

@wingoz lol, just having fun bud that's all, I was gonna give the dollar to the ref to call my catch in bounds<---just jokingly though

OGOchoCinco posted:

In honor of today's ref, my app is $1 until midnight tonight. Go here and get it http://www.rockapp.com/ocho

Shame that $1 is going to cost him $10,000 this week

strikereternal fucked around with this message at Nov 09, 2009 around 03:12

# ? Nov 09, 2009 03:08

nnnAdam: Jul 08, 2007; An entire family for the #9 pick? Tell me how this isn't a great deal!

# ? Nov 09, 2009 03:13

Shadow225: Jan 02, 2007; I Am Iron Man

Ribsauce posted:

hahaha
OGOchoCinco

http://twitpic.com/orh5k - I still lay my clothes out like the first day of school
31 minutes ago from TwitPic

Shannon Sharpe also did this, via Trey Teague, former center for Buffalo and Denver.

Also, imagine walking into a club and finding Gore and Willis there, just mean mugging your wallet out of your pocket.

# ? Nov 09, 2009 03:17

nnnAdam: Jul 08, 2007; An entire family for the #9 pick? Tell me how this isn't a great deal!

OGochocinco posted:

RT @a3entertainment: #worldsthinnestbooks how to stop @OGOchoCinco. Page 1: You Can't. Page 2: The End.

# ? Nov 09, 2009 03:24

Harvest Goon: Mar 01, 2005

Adam Schefter:

# With that touchdown, the Saints defense now has two more this season than the Browns offense.
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

# ? Nov 09, 2009 05:07

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005; I sure do love holding onto the rock!

Harvest Goon posted:

Adam Schefter:

# With that touchdown, the Saints defense now has two more this season than the Browns offense.
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

I'm surprised it's not more than that

# ? Nov 09, 2009 05:16

Blackula69: Apr 01, 2007; If the easy way is to walk around something, you walk through it

If you haven't gazed into the crazy world of Martellus Bennett, you haven't had the NFL Twitter experience.

Jupiters_Crunch: #whydoguys get mad when someone steps on their shoes. Like drat there's a 400 set of feet in here
Jupiters_Crunch: #whydogirls always do it on the 1st nite and then say I don't usually do this. Ha yea the F rgt
Jupiters_Crunch: #whydogirls that r lite skinned try and date a lite skinned dude come on that poo poo looks weird.think about it fools
Jupiters_Crunch: Are there any dark skinned players on the Yankees?

Also, he makes ridiculous videos and posts them on the internet, like a gameshow entitled "Who wants to be hoodrich?". There are multiple episodes of that one.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MartyBTV

Also, search for "Captain Crunch Rap". You know what's coming.

# ? Nov 09, 2009 06:11

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

Harvest Goon posted:

Adam Schefter:

# With that touchdown, the Saints defense now has two more this season than the Browns offense.
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

*kills slef*

# ? Nov 09, 2009 06:13

Prime Butt: May 15, 2005; i know u all busy watchin the dingers on your big ass tv. but theres somethin goin on. prince i know you peepin ryan home runs. serious dog.

brauny.

Blackula69 posted:

Jupiters_Crunch: #whydogirls that r lite skinned try and date a lite skinned dude come on that poo poo looks weird.think about it fools

hahahah

# ? Nov 09, 2009 07:23

SteelAngel2000: Feb 22, 2007; Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to win the AFC West, Kyle.

quote:

Shawne Merriman's Twitter:

I just seen the owner of the clevland browns is sitting down with the fans good idea or bad idea?

# ? Nov 09, 2009 10:15

Shadow The Rat: Nov 12, 2003; This avatar is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons

I know I should hate Ochocinco but gently caress he's too cool.

http://twitpic.com/ov2te this was way too funny at 7 in the morning.

# ? Nov 09, 2009 12:37

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

More of the Browns backup fullback

quote:

Ali650: These football metting are wack! Lol

Lol......

# ? Nov 09, 2009 15:14

strikereternal: Nov 27, 2006; hmm...

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

More of the Browns backup fullback

Lol......

Our team is lovely and I don't care! Lol

# ? Nov 09, 2009 15:36

DO YALL WANT A HAM: Sep 01, 2007

What's the deal with thinking and talking about thoughts! Lol

# ? Nov 09, 2009 15:43

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