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Sometimes I get the feeling that if anyone related to the military should have PTSD, it should be marriage counselors. It doesn't take very long to start collecting stories of failed relationships in the military. I've seen plenty of cases of plain old infidelity, but off the top of my head these ones stand out. This soldier at the post I just left was having an affair with some civilian local and his wife found out about it. Well, she does the rational thing and stabs him and winds up mortally wounding him. He's layed up in the hospital and knows he's going to die, but he refuses to press charges against his wife. His rationale for this was that if he did, his wife wouldn't receive a dime of his life insurance and his children would wind up penniless with a dead father and a mother in prison for quite awhile. One of 3rd ID's BCTs is coming back from a deployment, I think it was a 15-monther but I forget. One of the Army wives shows up to the welcome home ceremony about five or six months pregnant. Well, her husband hadn't been home for something like eight or nine months, maybe more, and had no clue she was pregnant. I don't know why she thought it was a good idea to show up, because there was no way she was going to pass it off as an R&R baby. He steps off the bus, takes a second to recognize her, and throws a poo poo fit and had to be escorted away by the MPs. Welcome home! My neighbor's wife decided about a week before he came back from Iraq that she was going to pack up all of his poo poo, including his dog, and move halfway across the country. She gave no indication to him at all that she was leaving him over the phone, and he expected a happy reunion. When he got back he spent the better part of a day in the pouring rain sitting on his lawn plucking out blades of grass and talking to them. I think he eventually pulled his poo poo back together and got himself a girlfriend.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 23:23 |
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| # ? Nov 21, 2009 04:53 |
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No where near as bad as those but within my first month of being in Iraq I got my dear john. One of my friends who came out here a few weeks after me ended up telling me the day she dumped me she moved in with some other dude. Get home next month, should be good times if I run into her.
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| # ? Nov 07, 2009 23:52 |
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Signaleer posted:This soldier at the post I just left was having an affair with some civilian local and his wife found out about it. Well, she does the rational thing and stabs him and winds up mortally wounding him. He's layed up in the hospital and knows he's going to die, but he refuses to press charges against his wife. His rationale for this was that if he did, his wife wouldn't receive a dime of his life insurance and his children would wind up penniless with a dead father and a mother in prison for quite awhile. If she's convicted of the killing, she won't see a dime, regardless of whether he presses charges. One of the few instances when SGLI won't pay no matter what is when the beneficiary is instrumental in the death of the soldier.
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 00:13 |
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GreenMeat posted:If she's convicted of the killing, she won't see a dime, regardless of whether he presses charges. One of the few instances when SGLI won't pay no matter what is when the beneficiary is instrumental in the death of the soldier. That's ridiculous; she should receive the benefits.
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 04:44 |
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this makes me love this deployment so much more, thanks bros
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 04:48 |
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Kids are supposed to automatically get 30 no matter what anyway.
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 04:49 |
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I don't know what exactly is attracting the crazies to the military men, but almost all the other military relationships I know of involve at least one of the parties cheating. My husband was deployed three times- 15 months the last time- and while I didn't enjoy it, I was never tempted to cheat on him. Where can I pick up my plaque and/or trophy?
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 17:48 |
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You can pick it up from the hambeast he was boning overseas.
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 17:51 |
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So there was this military husband(he was a civvie), who had spent his wifes entire deployment watching over there SEVEN kids. Bitch cheats on him overseas, cheats on him after she comes home. They get in an argument and she ASSAULTS him (mind you this dude was 6'7 or so(I'm 6'3" and he TOWERED over me) and probably 250+lbs of muscle. She leaves the post housing and takes the kids, and won't let him see them. So I'm escorting a sherrif there to serve him a restraining order she had filed in the local court and dude just breaks down crying and then threatens to kill himself. Just a hosed up situation.
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| # ? Nov 08, 2009 23:17 |
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It's not really a Jody story, quite the opposite actually, but this is probably the most appropriate place to put it. A friend of mine, an E4 stationed at Fort Bragg that I know through my old WoW days actually, was getting ready for an Iraq deployment when a female in his unit came up to him with a proposition... "Want to get married for the deployment? We'll split the BAH 50/50, and you can even gently caress me!" Now, according to him, these two had never had any sort of relationship in the past... and the dirty enlisted heathens wonder why we keep trying to shove morality down their throats. In an interesting addendum, he turned her down. Unfortunately, she found some other schmuck without as much moral fiber, and, if I remember correctly, promptly gave him an STD. Hope that BAH was worth it. 
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| # ? Nov 09, 2009 03:20 |
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Young, Dumb, Enlisted Jody Story #Eleventy Billion So I've got a friend who had a girlfriend. He didn't seem all that enthusiastic about the relationship, but she was DTF and for him, that's all that mattered. Queue a 2 month TDY, she borrows his BMW (his parents pay for a lot of his stuff) and drives around and has sex in the backseat with other guys. He gets back, she cries/apologizes/sucks his dick and now they're married. I'm pretty sure he got married just so he could move off base and get extra money, because all he ever does is bitch about his wife. And he's hinted several times he wants a divorce.
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| # ? Nov 09, 2009 04:29 |
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I had a PO2 on my boat who met a nice Filipino lass on a Westpac and brought her home to Socal. Everything was fine for about a year. He went on another Westpac, and when he came back home, found his house surrounded by police tape, cars gone, and wife in jail for selling cocaine from the house. If I remember right, a cop was shot when they raided the place. Must have happened while we were enroute to San Diego as he didn't have a clue until he discovered she was not at the pier when our ship pulled in.
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| # ? Nov 09, 2009 19:45 |
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My girlfriend from highschool cheated on me while I was at tech school. I found out right before my final exam. That's all I got. A guy on my ship found out that he was penniless upon getting back from a 9 month deployment. His wife bought a new house in his name and was living in it with a random guy. His cars were sold and bank account empty. He ended up attempting suicide and going on light duty for the rest of his time in.
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| # ? Nov 09, 2009 22:05 |
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DefenseSupportParty posted:That's ridiculous; she should receive the benefits. Are you trolling? How could you possibly support this? SGLI pays out for suicides immediately, but why should a murderer get the money? Here's $406,000! Try not to spend it all in the pokey commissary on 8oz bottles of Pert and sanitary napkins.
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 01:52 |
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Double Tap posted:Are you trolling? How could you possibly support this?  Look at his avatar!
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 03:28 |
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Jinkin posted:
No. Just report and move on.
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 04:20 |
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Double Tap posted:Are you trolling? How could you possibly support this? How can you not support giving the benefits to the beneficiary? Just because someone is accused of murder doesn't mean they're guilty. If they're accused of murder it doesn't mean they're guilt. Under the constitution, aren't people innocent until proven guilty? Should that not be protected under any government programs? According to the FBI themselves, 12% of murder cases are eventually found to be incorrect. Do you think that those people shouldn't be given proper legal representation?
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 04:24 |
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DefenseSupportParty posted:How can you not support giving the benefits to the beneficiary? Please pay to change your name to Strawman. LODs are done each and everytime SGLI payments need to go out, and if it's determined the servicemember was murdered then no, payments should NOT go out. Especially if one of the beneficiaries is a suspect! It's like Insurance Fraud 101  Jinkin posted:
I have avatars turned off  Double Tap fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2009 around 04:30 |
| # ? Nov 10, 2009 04:27 |
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Double Tap posted:Please pay to change your name to Strawman. If a person's murder has been determined and the beneficiary isn't suspected do you think they shouldn't give them the money?
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 04:42 |
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There was a private in my company who was a huge shitbag and pretty weird. The first time you met him, he'd tell you about how he has three testicles and then drop his pants and show them to you. He ended up getting one removed though, but that didn't stop him from telling everyone about it. He was also a barracks thief, but we didn't find out until later on. This is my favorite Jody story, because it's just so hosed up. The private goes downtown off post, living it up and picks up a military wife at the bar. He then goes back to her on post housing with her and fucks the poo poo out of. Her husband, a staff sergeant, comes home and finds this naked soldier loving the poo poo out of his wife. They get into a fight, and the private beats the gently caress out of the sergeant. We only found out about this because surprisingly enough the sergeant ended up pressing assault charges against the private. If it were me, I'd be way too embarrassed to say a word.
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 07:05 |
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A buddy of mine got one mid deployment. So we got to sit through all of their sex tapes. There was one that was particularly memorable in that he does Anal for the first time. It's all quiet as everyone in the squad bay is watching intently; he starts to giggle and walks off. Suddenly I hear the most distinctive *plooop kind of like when some one makes that drop of water into a bucket noise with their mouth, as he breaks the seal. He pretty much knew that she would do something while he was away and found out because he had a watchdog reporting to him on her activities via E-mail. Home-coming swings around and she's waiting on the parade deck. He doesn't even acknowledge her and heads for another guys truck and takes off. Leaving her with a bunch of snickering Marines making *plooop noises. I got some real horror stories from when I was on Area Guard duty and we would patrol the Enlisted housing. A majority of the spouses were deployed and so some houses turned in to veritable Overnight sperm deposits. Oh my god and the boot fucks who would get married to get out of the barracks. If I get bored enough I'll type some out.
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 14:05 |
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Read the title to this thread and thought it was about running cadences.
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| # ? Nov 10, 2009 22:08 |
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commissargribb posted:Read the title to this thread and thought it was about running cadences.
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| # ? Nov 11, 2009 02:49 |
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Magnum1371 posted:A buddy of mine got one mid deployment. So we got to sit through all of their sex tapes. There was one that was particularly memorable in that he does Anal for the first time. It's all quiet as everyone in the squad bay is watching intently; he starts to giggle and walks off. Suddenly I hear the most distinctive *plooop kind of like when some one makes that drop of water into a bucket noise with their mouth, as he breaks the seal. I have no idea what is going on here.
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| # ? Nov 11, 2009 16:56 |
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revenance posted:I have no idea what is going on here. 1) His buddy knew his girl was cheating on him. 1a) Had someone at home emailing him about her promiscuous activities. 2) Buddy had sex tapes. 2a) Buddy shows sex tapes to all his friends. 2b) Buddy had one tape where guy bangs girlfriend up rear end. 3) When they return buddy ignores girlfriend, everyone else makes dick-in-the-poopshoot noises.
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| # ? Nov 11, 2009 17:16 |
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There was a sergeant in our first squad, who was absolutely convinced that his wife was a saint and would never cheat on him. She's this fantastically hot red head, huge tits, total girl next door vibe. So we deploy to Iraq (he had just married her), go through the whole invasion with no mail (obviously), and come June, he still hasn't heard from her. He gets leave around September, and goes to spend the two weeks with her. He comes back all sad because he thinks something is off about her but can't figure out what. Everyone tries to tell him it's Jody, but he won't have it. In November, he gets a Dear John and just breaks down freaking out. A few days later he goes down (I never figured out if it was a heat casualty that caused it or what), but when the docs check him out and send him to the CSH, they find out that he has a brain tumor. He's medevaced to Landstuhl, and they do some sort of surgery on him, and he obviously is hospitalized for a while. We redeploy before he gets released, and when we come back to this welcome home BBQ for us and our families, his wife has apparently not told him that she's been cheating, or that she sent the Dear John. So at the BBQ, someone goes up to him and says something along the lines of "So, did you ever figure out who your wife was cheating with?" He's stunned. As far as he's concerned this is all news to him. (Again. Not that he knew it). He causes a huge scene and I never heard what happened after that.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 00:36 |
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Other cool Jody stories from my company: 1) Guy in my squad's wife was a whore, drained his entire bank account and ran off. He went UA after he got back and we found out that he tracked her down at her moms, beat the living poo poo out of her, and then moved in with his brother to start a landscaping service. He never came back to our unit. On the plus side, I got to jack off to naked pics of his wife while we were still deployed. 2) Not entirely a jody story, but my platoon leader had one of his baby mommas find out about his ex-wife (or the other way around, I'm not sure). Dude had like 9 kids with 7 baby mommas and 2 ex-wives. He also hosed some female ADA officer in the field, and she constantly would write him letters and poo poo.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 00:42 |
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1. Dumbass androgynous annoying female E-4 in our sister node center, stationed up in Tikrit. She has an E-7 boyfriend in HHC, who stayed behind on Rear D. She comes home to find out he has PCS'd, emptied her bank account, and knocked up one of the fresh-out-of-AIT new soldiers in our unit. All that deployment money, gone. She has no legal recourse, because she gave him power of attorney before she left And a happier one: 2. One of our E-4s, a radio guy named Dowling, who we call Dirty Dowling because he can't stay out of the whorehouses, gets sloppy in the bar in downtown Kitzingen and goes home with a female American. When they get to the security gate at family housing, he pulls out his ID. She pulls out a dependent's ID card (he thought she was another soldier till then). He doesn't hesitate. He swings open her passenger door and starts hauling rear end away from family housing, up the BIG hill to the barracks. Not even a word to her. The best part is that the Bundeswehr guards freaked out and almost lit him up (this is during the Iraq invasion, security was tight); they ended up sounding the alarm and our base and family housing were locked down for about eight hours until they found out what had happened. That Friday in final Battalion formation the sergeant major calls him front of the battalion and compliments him for both his quick thinking and for doing the right thing.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 01:09 |
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Hagetaka posted:2. One of our E-4s, a radio guy named Dowling, who we call Dirty Dowling because he can't stay out of the whorehouses, gets sloppy in the bar in downtown Kitzingen and goes home with a female American. When they get to the security gate at family housing, he pulls out his ID. She pulls out a dependent's ID card (he thought she was another soldier till then). That is an awesome story. 
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 03:10 |
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So does this only happen to enlisted, or are officers' wives also sluts?
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 17:14 |
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jerman999 posted:So does this only happen to enlisted, or are officers' wives also sluts? Its not unusual. The CG EM club on AirSta Barbers Point always had a few (Navy O wives) hanging around looking for some cock.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 17:26 |
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jerman999 posted:So does this only happen to enlisted, or are officers' wives also sluts?
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 17:58 |
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jerman999 posted:So does this only happen to enlisted, or are officers' wives also sluts? Going off of this, what's the biggest gap in rank there's ever been between cuckolder and cuckoldee, assuming both are military?
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 21:02 |
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Casimir Radon posted:I've heard about officers' wives stealing poo poo for kicks. They also love pretending that they have their husband's rank.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 21:57 |
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So we had a YN2 on our ship that was kindof slow. He married a Filipino out in Japan. We come back home after being gone for a month or two and he walks in his front door to four men standing in his living room. He questions his wife about this, and she proceeds to tell him she's going out into town with them. An altercation breaks out and YN2 gets locked out of his own house, roughed up pretty good, and his wife goes to spend his money out in town with all the guys she's been screwing.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 23:08 |
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Hagetaka posted:They also love pretending that they have their husband's rank. I absolutely hate this poo poo. Chief's/Senior Chief's/Master Chief's wives are just as bad if not worse.
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| # ? Nov 12, 2009 23:15 |
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JediBlutarsky posted:I absolutely hate this poo poo. Chief's/Senior Chief's/Master Chief's wives are just as bad if not worse. Even worse than the wife having the officer's rank, is the drat civilian secretaries of colonels or generals... You would think they fought in the trenches and earned each one of those stars themselves. Nothing frustrates me more than a civilian gatekeeper being a gigantic pain in the rear end just because they have an ounce of power.
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| # ? Nov 13, 2009 03:01 |
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Hagetaka posted:They also love pretending that they have their husband's rank.
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| # ? Nov 13, 2009 03:39 |
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andromache posted:Nothing frustrates me more than a civilian gatekeeper being a gigantic pain in the rear end just because they have an ounce of power. DoD admin civilians suck in general, speaking as one who's married to one The ones who deal with soldiers/sailors/etc. daily seem to have the worst loving attitudes, which sucks because they're the ones that should be trying the hardest to help servicemembers out.
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| # ? Nov 13, 2009 04:13 |
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andromache posted:Even worse than the wife having the officer's rank, is the drat civilian secretaries of colonels or generals... I had my first encounter with one of those today, a bird Colonel's secretary. Coming out of a line company this was a bit of a shock to me. Bitch was telling me how I had to fix her printer and how she was going down to the 6 shop to take one of the ones in storage without the hand receipt that she lost a year ago. Turns out when I ran the serial of the one she wanted fixed that it had gone missing from inventory a year ago and whatever poor Joe had it on his hand receipt had to pay for it. I can't think of a better example of getting hosed by big Army; having to pay for equipment that some 0-6's secretary decided to put in her office. I felt bad the guys who got assigned to her as driver's. She was whippin' em around like slave boys.
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