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LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

Whatever kind of tank you have, I don't even care, dump a jack dempsey in there and watch some loving nature poo poo go down.

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600wildchatlogs.rar
Apr 11, 2009

Friend, wherefore art thou come?

Please read the rules before posting!

Thug Bonnet
Sep 22, 2004



i probably wouldnt do this irl

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

Is it against the rules to encourage everyone to make an decision?

Superconsndar
Jul 04, 2007

GOD LOVES A TERRIER. YES HE DOES. YES HE DOES.



I dumped a knife fish in with a jack dempsey once bitch didnt last a whole minute so i voted this 5 for a good idea

600wildchatlogs.rar
Apr 11, 2009

Friend, wherefore art thou come?

Jack Dempseys don't like to be in tanks, they like to swim with other fish and maybe some plants.

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

What sort of knife bro? One of those abu abu's or whatever? I am confident my jack would tear up a black ghost like Anderson Silva fighting a toddler.

600wildchatlogs.rar
Apr 11, 2009

Friend, wherefore art thou come?

Clown knifes are savage mothers, they're basically moray eels. Anyone who puts them in a tank with anything except maybe a pirhana is a jerk.

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

600wildchatlogs.rar posted:

Clown knifes are savage mothers, they're basically moray eels. Anyone who puts them in a tank with anything except maybe a pirhana is a jerk.

You can tank em with a red tail cat and maybe an aro and then throw up some g poo poo at the camera and post that on facebook. Bulletproof glass tank so if they blast on your poo poo and try to make you shook you're like try again.

600wildchatlogs.rar
Apr 11, 2009

Friend, wherefore art thou come?

clown knifes... they look at you. do NOT look them in the eye. they wild on your poo poo, man.

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

Are fish the most gangster chordate? Hard to say but for my money: Yes.

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

I want to drown myself in a fishtank.

600wildchatlogs.rar
Apr 11, 2009

Friend, wherefore art thou come?

Pray the fishtank doesn't have clown knifes in it. If it does, you'll wish you only drowned...

notsoape
Jul 19, 2009


its okay to eat fish cos they dont have any feelings (Kurt Cobain 1999)

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

Who on PI has clown knives? I thirst for jpgs.

600wildchatlogs.rar
Apr 11, 2009

Friend, wherefore art thou come?

Even if you just look at the eyes of a clown knife in a picture, they go nuts, it's really horrible and that's how Dad died.

LEAVE LIL J ALONE
Jun 11, 2009

save a horse ride a cowboy

Throw a cat into a tank filled with clown knives. Whoever wins, we all lose.

Superconsndar
Jul 04, 2007

GOD LOVES A TERRIER. YES HE DOES. YES HE DOES.



I think it was a clown knife. this was in high school and i was a big ol fag and the people at the store were like "nooooo dont put a knife in with your dempsey and your oscar theyll kill it right away" and i was like "heh, its cool"

well turns out they were right

Twisted Echidna
Apr 28, 2004
the red titles are gone now

Depends what kind of clown knife. Rodeo clown knife could kick a mime clown knife any day of the week. Mime clown knife would still kick a dempey's caudal fin though. I never owned one but I used to work a an aquarium specialty store that had a big clown and some piranhas and dempseys and green terrors and all that. We had to paint the clown knifes tank with one way mirror paint so that it couldn't see out or else it would turn anyone to stone just by staring at you.

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008




I have a Ghost Knife, it's a pussy.

Twisted Echidna
Apr 28, 2004
the red titles are gone now

Ghost knives are delicate like a flower.

When I was breeding Africans one of the males I has was so nasty he held the entire tank in terror and you could hear him snapping his jaws clearly from outside the tank, it sounded like someone snapping their fingers. I gave him to the pet store.

None of these fish would stand up next to a bad tempered botia (of comparible size) though. Those things have nasty sharp spines and weird antler like things below the eyes.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 06, 2008


throwing myself in tank right now, will post trip report

I Love You!
Dec 06, 2002

The Dreamer will not be Awakened, for his Dreams are true. I will forever love the Dreamer.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

throwing myself in tank right now, will post trip report

heh. girls.

BlazinChronic
Jul 31, 2009




I have a clown knife!

BlazinChronic
Jul 31, 2009




600wildchatlogs.rar posted:

Anyone who puts them in a tank with anything except maybe a pirhana is a jerk.

I must be a jerk.

Mines in a tank with some big catfish, and a red devil who is about half the size of him. I could throw two jack dempseys in there, but they wouldn't last long. (I wouldn't actually do this)

Strongylocentrotus
Jan 24, 2007


my tank is only 1.5 gallons, can I still throw some jack dempseys in there?

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

~oops there goes my knickers~



i was gonna pose throwin up some signs but i figured tehse were thuggish enough for pi

 bamzilla
Jan 13, 2005

All man since 1984.



Twisted Echidna
Apr 28, 2004
the red titles are gone now

flyboi posted:

i was gonna pose throwin up some signs but i figured tehse were thuggish enough for pi


I forgot how prudy the South American cichlids can be. A long time ago I had a pair of jewels but the male's bright red went down when he was out of competition with other males and they just pretty much stayed in their rocks all day.

Afro
May 29, 2007

dont stop the beat


My Oscar would probably beat the poo poo out of it them. He is king of that tank.

Psimitry
Jun 03, 2003

Hostile negotiations since 1978

I still remember when my brother had his aquarium, stocked with two good sized oscars, a pleco, and a HUGE shark-cat.

Then he added two Jack Dempseys, and a month later there was only the dempseys. Then they turned on each other.

Fuckers are evil.

twice
Jun 19, 2005

Super-Destructo-Atomotron-Nugget-Head of DOOM: Nuggetly Destroyer of Worlds and Demonic Swallower of Souls



I threw 2 jack dempseys in my tank but they just shriveled up and died. Bunch of pussies. And here I thought they'd teach that faggot nemo a lesson.

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