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Bi Barbarian
Dec 09, 2003

quack quack

Hey guys! Here's a set of photos that a buddy of mine took when he went on vacation to Pyongyang (yes).

I have blurred out faces for privacy reasons.

As he is not an American, he was allowed into Pyongyang for the mass games, but then also got to travel around to Kaesong (an industrial area near the South Korean border) and also to a few other rural areas. Apparently, Americans are no longer allowed in, period.

As is the case with every foreign visitor to NK, however, he did have a guide present at all times.

I posted these on page 7 of the other Korean thread, but I realized that with 70+ pics, this post should probably be in its own thread.


I'll provide his explanations of the photos.




Pyongyang Airport. The experience began boarding the flight in Beijing, on an old 80s soviet jet, acquired

by North Korea.


Some Pyongyang appartments, near one of the Kim Il sung statues.


Arch of Triumph. "Bigger than the Paris one."


Arirang Stadium. Close-up photography on-site of the exterior was restricted due to the large number of military personnel present. You cannot take pics of military or poverty; that pretty much seemed to be the only photography rule- other than that they were pretty relaxed.

On exit, customs go through everybody's cameras and delete such offensive photos. They are actually very friendly and show more interest in the quirky things you may possess or any stories you have to tell in your broken Korean


Our tour guide for the 6 days, Gil Hyun-ah. They don't like the probing questions imposed on western curious tourists so they dont answer personal questions. I was keen to find out what goes on in a north Korean's head. Managed to get to know a bit about her by simply not asking her any questions and allowing for natural conversation to take place. Unlike most North Koreans, this one was granted a degree of freedom; studied in Singapore, 25, likes Britney Spears. To be in her position (contact with Westerners), she has to be a trusted and devoted communist; her grandparents are high up in the ranks/close to the leader. She asked me about my life in south Korea, about what the media say about the north Korea. I tried to steer her away from the usual anti-American leads she kept going down by explaining to her the bigger picture through examples of the British Empire's acts of exploitation/conquering/slavery etc. etc. I was treated to a private impromtu singing performance of some western song from her, we spoke about England's dialects and she asked me why "some people in parts of England say 'apples and pears' and not 'staircase' " . I consequently cited exampled of cockney rhyming slang and nervously gave her my book Bill Bryson's Mother Toungue which she started to read with intrigue and was happy to take. North Koreans aren't allowed to take western publications. In fact I hadn't realised the book was with me; it's published in the USA, thus rendered illeagal to smuggle in- let alone give to anyone.


Some Revolutionary thing at some place.

I basically never listened to any of the spiel that gets reeled off so never really took into account where I was or what I was looking at. It's all either brainwashed or anti-US fuelled speak. The tour's interest was visual.


A tour guide, somewhere on some steps in Pyongyang. Near the Juche Tower perhaps


Our hotel in Pyongyang. 47 stories high. The lift didn't show several floors, including 44 and 45. When we attempted to take the stair case from 26 floor upwards, we saw empty floors before the staircase hit a concrete wall.


(My friend) in front of a fountain.


An amusement park. the rollercoaster didn't work.


Juche tower


Juche tower plaques from foreign bodies


One of the many giant Great Leader Kim Il Sung statues dotted around the country. This one is in Pyongyang


Pyongyang has no advertising. The only thing you see is 50s art advertising the greatness of all things Korean/Revolutionary/Kimesque


Pyongyang Kim Il Sung memorial. I think this was the strangest experience in my life. It's a long story to convey the oddness and surreality of what we experienced. Everything we owned was temporarily confiscated, so no photos of the inside.


Trolley car. Being in Pyongyang was like walking into a city that time forgot. Imagine Back to The Future. Clothes, buildings, technology, art etc. stuck in the 50s. Strange and beautiful.


Pyongyang is very green.


Highway from Pyongyang to Kaesong. Empty.


Almost completely empty.


Pyongyang from above



Pyongyang traffic girls. They don't use traffic lights


The busiest the streets ever got in Pyongyang. It may have been Liberation day, but not sure. Cars in DPRK are either old soviet cars, or whatever they can get their hands on from Japan (right hand drive) or China (left)



Central Pyongyang, the arch of triumph is behind the camera. Empty roads.


Highway oasis on the road from Pyongyang to Kaesong. Empty. 50s style.


Pyongyang worker


Pyongyang


Propaganda


Tour guide, Gil Hyun-ah


Some monument, somewhere


Pyongyang. The water jets are similar to the ones in South Korea, but probably shoot a few feet higher.


Propaganda


Pyongyang


Apartments - these are in HIGH demand.


Propaganda


Pyongyang, Arirang stadium in the background


Pyongyang


Panmunjeom/DMZ. A giant signature of the Great Leader Kim Il Sung. Its measurements mirrored figures such as time and day of death


Panmunjeom Joint Security Area. That's the building in south Korea. To get to that building, you have to return to Beijing, catch a flight to south korea, and then drive up. $1000 dollars to cross those last 300 feet.



Panmunjeom Joint Security Area; the foreground line is the border, cross that, yer dead.



Inside the DMZ's hut thing on the border. That door exits into south Korea


Captured US "spy" sub USS Pueblo










The mass games! They were spectacular. The colored backdrop is made up of about 60,000 students who hold up different colored squares at predetermined times. Quite a feat.


We were taken to a Foreign Language Bookshop. This book on the right is basically a book about how the nasty evil american bastard imperialists....started....the... korean war. In DPRK, every reference to America/American is about how evil they are. They are to blame for all of Korea's (north and south) problems. I bought the newspaper on the left, which documents the North Korean account of Clinton's visit the week before, which saw Clinton "groveling" with apology on behalf of the two American criminals.


Food. It's a myth that the country has a food crisis. How can this be true with all this food in front of us?


A REVOLUTIONARY calendar. They sure love their comrades in NK!


Kaesong, near the SK border.


Kaesong, village near border. That road leads to a giant Great Leader statue. That evening as we were making our way to the hotel in our coach (we don't walk anywhere), we passed this and saw masses of people in various grouped uniforms, orderly making their way to the statue. We then entered two huge gates into our small "village" confined by walls, leaving us cut off from the real Kaesong and unable to interact or see the real place.


View from inside the giant gates looking out into the real Kaesong. That morning, I was the first up to wander around. From the other side of the wall I could hear revolutionary music and propaganda being blurted out to the masses- 5.30am.


Kaesong villagers.


The guide in Kaesong.


Duck. Apparently, it wasn't that great, but the beef was good. Also, the soju (rice liquor) and beer was also quite tasty.


Possibly the strangest photo here: two well-fed, well-clothed North Korean girls. Daddy must be friends with Dear Leader!


More pyongyang REVOLUTIONARY stuff


Science! They are proud of their technological feats and like to display this with art. The population fears a US-led nuclear attack.


The subway map. She explained the "journey finder" function, which involved pressing the buttons corresponding to departure and destination points. LED lights then show your (simple) route. The text reads "Where are you going?" Behold NK technological prowess!


The subway. Everywhere in Pyongyang uses low-powered lighting. A 40-watt bult often would light up our small dining room. I had to use photoshop to raise the brightness and contrast.


On the train out of Korea


On the USS Pueblo "spy" sub


Captured US imperialist submarine


Caputured US imperialist pig dog helicopter



Christ, that took me FOREVER.

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Monkey Lincoln
Dec 01, 2001
gumshoe

Glad to see that comedy bit about there not being any color in that country isn't true. Actually a pretty beautiful place once you get past the nukes and hostility.

camuk19
Apr 17, 2006

TO THE SKIES



Great thread, always interesting to see what NK is like. From the feel of the pictures it's like a ghost town.

JLea
Feb 10, 2009


Where the hell IS everybody?

Whenever I see photos of NKorea everyone seems to have vanished.

Cmdr Will Riker
Mar 27, 2003


That has to be the creepiest country ever.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

This is my game. The bunt put me here, and I have to work every day to get better and keep bunting.


JLea posted:

Where the hell IS everybody?

Whenever I see photos of NKorea everyone seems to have vanished.

They don't want people around the tourists and they don't want tourists to see starving farmers.

Raere
Dec 13, 2007



Awesome thread, glad your friend and his camera made it back in one piece.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006


This was simply amazing, thank you for sharing.

jacert
Jul 23, 2001



I've always wondered whether or not it would be easy to pick up women in NK. Those two "well fed" girls in the picture for example. As a foreigner would you be some sort of notch on their belt? I guess what I'm asking is did you sleep with the enemy?

Master_Jay
Jan 06, 2007


"You stupid American pig! Slap my rear end you demon dog!"

Oh yeah, I want some hot North Korean rear end.

robodex
Jun 06, 2007

~Bearly Legal~


Amazing. NK has always been a fascination of mine, and it's always interesting to see stuff like this. It's scary, though, how crazy they are about what kinds of pictures leave the country and what exactly you get to see.

edit: what sort of process did he have to go through to get in?

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Mediochre
Jul 03, 2002


I especially like how two NK border guards stand and face each other at the line, while the third stares back into his own country, rather than watching the border. It seems their primary function is to prevent escape.

Edit: That giant pig-thing is also one of the scariest images I've ever seen.

Mediochre fucked around with this message at Nov 08, 2009 around 04:11

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008


jacert posted:

I've always wondered whether or not it would be easy to pick up women in NK. Those two "well fed" girls in the picture for example. As a foreigner would you be some sort of notch on their belt? I guess what I'm asking is did you sleep with the enemy?

I was wondering if everything was scripted and if those girls are supposed to play the specific role of "our girls are just like your girls!  but BETTER "

Logikv9
Mar 04, 2009

wait, what


Mediochre posted:

I especially like how two NK border guards stand and face each other at the line, while the third stares back into his own country, rather than watching the border. It seems their primary function is to prevent escape.

Edit: That giant pig-thing is also one of the scariest images I've ever seen.

I think this happened after one guard tried to run into South Korea to defect? So basically the two are supposed to keep each other from running while the other one catches everybody else.

somewhat offtopic, I'm watching some Berlin Wall documentary right now and it's surprisingly similar to the DMZ.

NaturalLow
Nov 14, 2005
Should I be overcome by the vapors?

jacert posted:

I've always wondered whether or not it would be easy to pick up women in NK. Those two "well fed" girls in the picture for example. As a foreigner would you be some sort of notch on their belt? I guess what I'm asking is did you sleep with the enemy?

From what I understand, contact between everyday North Koreans and foreigners is really frowned upon. Plus, foreigners are followed around by guides that do their best to prevent any unauthorized contact. So I would guess it would actually be a lot harder to pick up anyone there.

Bi Barbarian
Dec 09, 2003

quack quack

jacert posted:

I've always wondered whether or not it would be easy to pick up women in NK. Those two "well fed" girls in the picture for example. As a foreigner would you be some sort of notch on their belt? I guess what I'm asking is did you sleep with the enemy?

I'm pretty sure it would be nearly impossible to pick up a Korean girl, for a few reasons. First, Koreans (North and South) are notoriously conservative sexually. This has only begun to change within the last generation in South Korea. Single mothers are absolutely ABHORRED in Korean society - like, to a degree that is very difficult to explain.

Secondly, if they've got nice clothes and full bellies, they are high up in the Communist party - which means that even if they DIDN"T believe everything KJI said, they would never dare to show it. Foreigners are considered to be nearly subhuman - sleeping with a foreigner would be like a ticket to the gulags.


To get in, he booked a tour with some company (don't remember the name, I'll ask him) and then had to fly to China. Obviously, immigration between North and South Korea is completely forbidden. Anyway, after he got to China, the tour company booked a train to North Korea. I *think* he had to leave his passport behind in China, and they don't stamp it when you go into North Korea (if you're a Westerner, that is). I believe the total cost was around $3000 dollars.

Extra Pulp
Nov 07, 2009


http://www.koryogroup.com/
Was it possibly this tour company?

SG-83
Sep 06, 2004

Trust me, McManus, you lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of shit, you become a different man.

Bi Barbarian posted:

I'm pretty sure it would be nearly impossible to pick up a Korean girl, for a few reasons. First, Koreans (North and South) are notoriously conservative sexually. This has only begun to change within the last generation in South Korea. Single mothers are absolutely ABHORRED in Korean society - like, to a degree that is very difficult to explain.

Secondly, if they've got nice clothes and full bellies, they are high up in the Communist party - which means that even if they DIDN"T believe everything KJI said, they would never dare to show it. Foreigners are considered to be nearly subhuman - sleeping with a foreigner would be like a ticket to the gulags.
Also, tour groups may or may not have secret police mixed in just to make sure everything goes according to plan. If I visited NK, I would be loving paranoid of sending some poor guy/girl to die in a labor camp because I showed off my photos of the US or something.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008



This reminds me of that group who filmed their doings in NK with a small video camera, and had some depressing footage while they whispered mocking words while the guides had their backs turned. Also, your friend's guide is a fox god drat.


edit: http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-gu...th-korea-1-of-3 the film

BranceMulliganPI
Jan 15, 2008

She was a beautiful girl, Domincan I think... I thought she was a Caribbean pearl, but in the end she was all brine and wasted rum.

The most interesting thing to me is the Quilmes beer. That's Argentina's go-to beer of choice, and pretty much the only thing I drank there. Apparently the Argentines are doing brisk beer businss in N. Korea. Awesome.

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katiekawaii
Mar 01, 2007

"Call your mother! It's been weeks, she misses you!"
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Are there more? This is fascinating.

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

where the white women be at?


Reading the first NK thread this morning lead to watching documentaries and reading up on other people's tours for the rest of today. It is really weird to see the same images show up time and time again. If nothing else the North Koreans are masters of putting on a show.

Awesome pictures, Thank you for sharing.

Bi Barbarian
Dec 09, 2003

quack quack

BranceMulliganPI posted:

The most interesting thing to me is the Quilmes beer. That's Argentina's go-to beer of choice, and pretty much the only thing I drank there. Apparently the Argentines are doing brisk beer businss in N. Korea. Awesome.

Nah, I asked him about that, since Quilmes is my favorite beer. He said that it was on the train back to China, which means it was imported by China, not NK.

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel

If I knew the itinerary while doing that, I totally would have had someone go to the DMZ in South Korea and take a picture of me on the other side.

Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


Providing the political climate remains as is if not better, I'd definately like to visit the DPRK. I fear that Dear Leader might go hog wild when he realizes he's close to coming to the clearing at the end of the path and I definately don't want to be around for that. There're practically no rudimentary free markets and the place is 100% ethnically homogeneous, there's nowhere else like that in the world. What's the deal with 'No Americans' now? I find that their tourism restrictions change wildly, one day they're not allowing any journalists, then they are, then they aren't.

There're a multitude of travel agencies offering services to the DPRK and since I'm not American I'd love to go, provided that when they check me out when I apply for my visa that they don't find out how many of them my Grandfather blew up in his awesome tank.

I'd have a hard time going along with all the horseshit they put you through. I find it hard to believe that they really think all the tourists and journalists they put through the same motions (Demilitarized Zone, Kim Il Sung Memorial, Friendship place with all the gifts, USS Pueblo, the big dam, Mass Games) actually believe that everyone's doing fine. I've seen grizzly execution videos smuggled out, and I know everyone in the north of the country is (especially) starving. I'm afraid I'd have to let them know that nobody was falling for their act. But then I'd probably end up in a labor camp and my tour guide(s) would probably get shot.


But really, where else in the world can you go where you stay in a massive hotel as it's only guest in a room that's bugged?

Cheesemaster200 posted:

If I knew the itinerary while doing that, I totally would have had someone go to the DMZ in South Korea and take a picture of me on the other side.

I believe there're no pictures or pointing or staring or farting or doing anything when you're on the South Korean side of the DMZ. But apparently you can do whatever the gently caress you want when you're on the North.

Silber fucked around with this message at Nov 08, 2009 around 05:46

thewhiskey
Aug 19, 2008


Wow. Fantastic pics. I was in sK for a year and only got as far north as the Blue buildings at Panmunjom. Always wondered what it would be like to tour the North.

quazi
Apr 19, 2002

data control

Creepy as gently caress. The fact that it looks 'almost' normal makes it even more terrifying than the idea of a pack of wolves and bears storming me while I'm trying to take a poo poo in the woods. It's absolutely the last place on earth I would want to be abandoned.

Zachsta
Jun 13, 2007

I ain't askin' nobody for nuthin' if I can't get it on my own.

It seems strange that North Korea keeps allowing westerners to go on these tours, when they invariably return to bash the country on the internet.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

We do things differently here.

These are completely fascinating. I especially like that bit about the hotel having a bunch of fake floors. So typical of North Korea to pull something like that.

Bi Barbarian posted:


Pyongyang. The water jets are similar to the ones in South Korea, but probably shoot a few feet higher.

I find this thought funny as hell.

LostBanana
Mar 08, 2005



Bi Barbarian posted:

I think this was the strangest experience in my life. It's a long story to convey the oddness and surreality of what we experienced. Everything we owned was temporarily confiscated, so no photos of the inside.

I would love to hear this long story.

Also, the Mass Games are really loving weird. I mean, all of North Korea is weird, but those giant pig heads and hatching chicks are especially weird.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

She was an angel, pure as righteous destruction.
She laid low the twisted and lifted the hearts of the righteous.
Faith Unfailing


The USS Pueblo is a ship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Pueblo_%28AGER-2%29

not a sub.

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006
Definitely not the catch of the day

Zachsta posted:

It seems strange that North Korea keeps allowing westerners to go on these tours, when they invariably return to bash the country on the internet.

So long as the government gets their money, the tour organizers probably couldn't care less what tourists say about the country after they leave. The high-ranking officials in the country probably know that their countries isn't up the par of developed nations, or even many developing ones.

I imagine just about everyone who's important in North Korea drinks the Kool-Aid, but they don't swallow. So long as they have their perks and privileges, they don't really give a poo poo. Let the outsiders in, let them pay their money, give them whatever minimal tour of the zoo will satisfy them, and then count the currency they paid.

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


North Korea qualified for the 2010 World Cup.

Bi Barbarian
Dec 09, 2003

quack quack

FuhrerHat posted:

North Korea qualified for the 2010 World Cup.

Yep, all the newspapers here (south korea) are saying, "THE EYES OF THE WORLD ARE ON THE KOREAS AS THEY COMPETE IN THE WORLD CUP!"

Yeah, not so much, guys. Although it'll be interesting.

I'll ask my friend about his experiences at the Kim Il Sung memorial.

Raptor_007
May 02, 2007

Ridding the internet of villains - one byte at a time.


Absolutely fascinating and creepy stuff. Thank you very much for sharing.

Machismo
Mar 29, 2007


That vice guide to travel series was amazing. He seemed to get the same weird rear end tour you got. Far out.

Thanks. Always good to see what is behind the crazy wall.

Anyone read World War Z? I always thought that the ending was pretty bad rear end with regard to NK. Basically, NK is apparently empty. No contact, nothing. No one will go in because they don't KNOW if it is empty. They think everyone went underground, but they just don't know. Bad rear end idea and fits into the apparent psyche.

AlphaDog
Sep 27, 2004

Destroyer of Hardware

What an awesome thread! Great photos, very surreal at times.

WebDog
Jun 14, 2006

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To celebrate this thread I lazily converted these propaganda posters into wallpapers.









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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



I would love to visit there. Something about everything being stuck in time, yet they move on otherwise is just amazing to me. A lot of those pictures look like a time warp that I want to actually visit. It has that retro-future feel Fallout has nearly. Surreal.

It was also very green, for some reason I always thought it was more of a rocky wasteland.

Rabid Koala
Aug 18, 2003



How funny. I just finished reading Aquariums of Pyongyang, Kang Chol-hwan account of his life in North Korea - and the ten years he spent in a North Korean concentration camp. It was absolutely horrifying, and I have no desire to give any money to North Korea.

That said, I'm fascinated by pictures of the country. It's amazing to think that, below the green exterior, there's poverty and starvation. I saw a bit of North Korea from the South Korean DMZ in Dorasan. The mountains are loving barren because the people in the rural areas on North Korea have resorted to eating grass and tree bark.

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