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Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
I made a terrible mistake. I joked about poop -- on page one of a thread. FSAD reminded me of the error of my ways by banning me for the poop joke. And I have to say I am thankful. Without him, I wouldn't have known how damaging such jokes are to the OP's psyche. I hereby apologize to Petey. I didn't mean to damage the third thread about a boy who won't say the pledge of allegiance because gay people can't marry.

One other thing *giggles*. A stern warning to those who want to chat or joke on Page One of threads. That is for serious discussion ONLY and jokes and other such "normie" banter will not be tolerated. Page two and beyond, be as neurotypical as you want. But on page one, that crap will get you in trouble.

Thank you FSAD. To a brighter tomorrow for our great forum, and a more serious and punctuated future. (Yes you may get in trouble if you don't use proper spelling and punctuation/capitalization on page one)

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Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
As an illustration, here is an example of a model thread for LF 2.0: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3231325. In the future, FSAD and I expect all threads to look like this. If they do not, appropriate punishment will be given.

In summation, besides the Debate and Discussion forum, we don't really have a forum for Debating and Discussing. Until now.

Change you can believe in.

Page One.

Wesley Button fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Nov 21, 2009

Fall Sick and Die
Nov 22, 2003
lol mod meltdown

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
Spit Yo Game
Talk Yo poo poo

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
hey mods can i make a winnerchat

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
make me the mod of a forum that only i can post in

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

Fall Sick and Die posted:

lol mod meltdown

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sorry -- no one is above the rules.

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:

make me the mod of a forum that only i can post in

lol then youd be like a socialist trying to get the world to listen to him

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
im afraid i dont get that analogy; i am gay.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
iotfp

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
can mods do mod stuff while theyre probated and jsut not post or what?

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:

im afraid i dont get that analogy; i am gay.

oh, well socialists are utterly meaningless in modern day discourse, and will likely remain so for the duration of our lifetimes, making their goals laughably ridiculous.

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa

Wesley Button posted:

oh, well socialists are utterly meaningless in modern day discourse, and will likely remain so for the duration of our lifetimes, making their goals laughably ridiculous.

this is true i've researched it

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
like i waste some of my down time laughing at you morons but it doesn't compare to the time wasted reading about and flouting a fantasy ideology as if it's months from taking the world by storm. seriously, most of you have mental issues far beyond being delusional. your revenge fantasies make that obvious.

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
You'll be first against the wall when The Revolution comes.

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
mcuh like russia lf fails at socialism because of the corrupt leadership lmao

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
if i post a good enough pic of silly tea party protesters then maybe obama will socialize everything... maybe... obama...

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

Kauka posted:

if i post a good enough pic of silly tea party protesters then maybe obama will socialize everything... maybe... obama...

lol :cry: why wasnt he... the socialist we thought he w-would eb..... tTRAITOR HES A VOTE TRAITOR, DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT AMERICA WANTS CARE ABOUT US, THE .5% MINOTIRY were smart :(

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
When were you banned?

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

Goatstein posted:

When were you banned?

earlier today when i made a poop joke in a thread, it was on Page One, the serious page

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
Poop jokes are literally the worst enemy of socialism

Malachamavet
Jan 12, 2009

Above the gigantic mouth is an eye as big as a shield that stares at you with pure hate

Kauka posted:

Poop jokes are literally the worst enemy of socialism

Little known fact: Reagan's poop joke that followed the "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" was the real end of the USSR.

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

Kauka posted:

Poop jokes are literally the worst enemy of socialism

along with human nature and reality, it's up there

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa

Wesley Button posted:

along with human nature and reality, it's up there

:twisted:

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3231142#post368676925 this is why i was banned, tell me this forum is anything but gbs lmao

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
oh wait no one really can because 80% of the forum is on probation for violating the same rule i did lmfao whoops

Malachamavet
Jan 12, 2009

Above the gigantic mouth is an eye as big as a shield that stares at you with pure hate

Wesley Button posted:

oh wait no one really can because 80% of the forum is on probation for violating the same rule i did lmfao whoops

Is your new av some judge dredd thing?

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

Malachamavet posted:

Is your new av some judge dredd thing?

Yes.

Malachamavet
Jan 12, 2009

Above the gigantic mouth is an eye as big as a shield that stares at you with pure hate

Wesley Button posted:

Yes.

Can you say "I am the law." for me?

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen
i am POOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted::D

Zyborne Cock
Jan 19, 2007

i like your new avatar wb (serious) very serious

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
80% of this forum should be on probation all the time

Kauka
Jan 23, 2005

ja...JA!!!!jaaa

Malachamavet posted:

Is your new av some judge dredd thing?

its from megaman you doofus jeez get it right capitalism rules

Zyborne Cock
Jan 19, 2007

Kauka posted:

80% of this forum should be on probation all the time

Wesley Button
Nov 9, 2008

by mons al-madeen

Kauka posted:

80% of this forum should be on probation all the time

thanks to the new r ule enforcement they will be

rn
Nov 8, 2009

by angerbot
phartz

VladTemplar
Apr 6, 2008

Kauka posted:

this is true i've researched it

i got a degree in it and even did a capstone thesis on it where my professor made me do an oral argument and even a couple classmates had to show up to get a grade

poo poo that's nearly grammatically correct

robert giblets
Apr 22, 2008

by Fistgrrl
this is literally the stupidest rule and you should overturn it. rorschach.

Shoes for Industry!
Sep 11, 2006
In a book if the main character dies you can't reread the last page of the book over and over again trying to get the main character to live before finally giving up and throwing the book away because the last page is fucking impossible

Wesley Button posted:

mcuh like russia lf fails at socialism because of the corrupt leadership lmao

which one of you is trotsky

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CrushedB
Jun 2, 2008

Wesley Button posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3231142#post368676925 this is why i was banned, tell me this forum is anything but gbs lmao

the ban reason didn't mention that tho, it said "i wanna see if this works" or something he just picked a random post i think he just wannted to see if he could try to ban another mod for no reason ad it would go through (it did)