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Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Gutter Monkey posted:



He's pretty good. :ocelot: :smug:

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Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Ah, Rokea. Most jawsome of the changing breeds.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Well played, sir.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Cleretic posted:

God drat, that vault dweller is huge!

You must not have met Mel Gibson. He's tiny, like Patrick Swayze (even BEFORE the cancer!).

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Batter up, little dude.


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Should Batman be disallowed on the premise of being inherently badass?

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Keru posted:

That looks like it wouldn't be out of place in a Monster Manual for D&D.

What a coincidence. I think that was from a photoshop thread about creating RL D&D monsters. That one seems to be an Owlbear (albeit without an owl's head).

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

fleshy echidna posted:

Aww Nikolai Valuev isn't a completey ruthless bear of a man.

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"He is so loving towards our family. I think anyone who believes a big man can’t be a gentle person doesn’t really know what they are talking about."
:3:

Quite true. Tor Johnson, for example, was a mountain of a man, but he was as gentle as a lamb according to his wife. Stark contrast to the roles he played in B-movies, like the irradiated monster or the dimwitted brute assistant to the mad scientist.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

whereismyshoe posted:

speaking of presidential badasses:



He also got into a knife-fight with a cougar.

And won.

Also liked swimming in the Potomac.

Skinny dipping.

In January.

TR was the best president ever.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
Cougars have built-in knives.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

The Downfall posted:



MAVERICK! :argh:

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

w00tmonger posted:

EDIT: crap wrong thread. finding some content



Him accidentally, then changing it to purposely, flipping off that lady was probably just as badass.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

scamtank posted:

I think the word you're looking for is "vaporized."

And I think you mean "total protonic reversal".

KozmoNaut posted:

Goddammit, that's an idea straight out of Fallout :aaaaa:

Hell, that's an IMAGE right out of Fallout. Looks like those industrial floor cleaners you'd see in closets.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Raimundus posted:

That sounds like it would be the most awesome job. I hope it pays well if it picks up.

Well, it seemed to work for Dennis Hopper.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

tardwrangler posted:

How badass do you have to be to be to wear a stolen Medal of Honor?

http://students.ou.edu/L/Steven.M.Legendre-1/henry%20red%20erwin.html

"Excuse me Sir"

God drat, I love that story. Henry Erwin was the bravest man I've read about to date and since the first time I read his story, none have taken his place in the last 10 years.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

fleshy echidna posted:



"Don't worry, guys. I got this poo poo!"

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
Couldn't be worse than the Battlefleet Gothic ship names. Killfrenzy, Divine Retribution, Planet Killer, etc.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

drat, the Zardoz sequel really was made on a shoestring...

So was that underwear. :v:

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Chantilly Say posted:

so you can see your politicians doing their business.

I sure as hell hope not. :stare:

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Death Pits of Crap posted:



Every day, this man forges two suits of armor, two shields, and two fuckoff-huge hammers. Then, after his wife comes home from her job at the brewery, they go into the town dungeon and beat the poo poo out of its ecosystem until all of their equipment breaks.

:stare:

I want this man to be my grandpa.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Baytor posted:



Trains with faces are always bad-rear end.

No face, but pretty badass.



For a serious post, my favorite badass from Badass of the Week: Baba Deep Singh. Badass Sikh who supposedly got his head lopped off and fought on. More likely, he took a sword to the neck and adrenaline carried him through to the end of the battle. Still, pretty awesome.

More here if you want to read it. That picture even showcases him and his sweet beard.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
Just saw this one on a routine imgur browse. Pretty badass, if you ask me. Long, but worth it.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

ekuNNN posted:

Spanish Civil War


Corporal Radar O'Reilly at the top center there. Grew up to be a badass, it seems.

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Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

"And exactly how many times did he fall off the curb?"

"Oh, detective-inspector, it's all a bit of a blur. I lost count."

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