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List of fictional bears Bears in literature Aesop's Fable: The Bear and the Two Travelers In a fable by Aesop, two travelers are walking along when a bear jumps up, causing the first traveler to hop into a tree, and the second to lay on the ground, remembering that bears do not attack prey that is already dead. The bear sniffs the "dead" man, and goes away. The first traveler comes back, asking, "What did the Master Bruin do?" The second replies the moral of the story: "Giving me really good advice, Don't trust a friend who abandons you at the first sign of danger." Bears in books Baloo from The Jungle Book and The Second Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling Bear, from Bear Feels Scared by Karma Wilson Bear, from Dog and Bear by Laura Vaccaro Seeger Bear, from Don't Worry Bear by Greg Foley Bear, the nickname of a male character in Night Watch who shapeshifts into a bear. His real name is never mentioned. Beorn, from The Hobbit, by J. R. R. Tolkien, was a man with the ability to transform into a bear The Berenstain Bears Blinky The Bear Who Wouldn't Hibernate by Helen L. Partridge Boris Dhishnikov in Steven Churchills 'Rising Tide' Brer Bear, from the Uncle Remus stories by Joel Chandler Harrisand also occurs in stories by Enid Blyton Bruin Bear, a small bear resembling a teddy bear found in Simon Green's Shadows Fall and the sixth Nightside Novel. The Three Bulgy Bears in Prince Caspian Corduroy by Don Freeman Eddie Bear, a teddy bear turned private detective, featured in the books The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse and its sequel The Toyminator, written by Robert Rankin Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear, a mondegreen created from the misheard lyrics of a hymn (Gladly, the Cross I'd bear ). Used in a novel by Evan Hunter. 'Hal Jam' a bear who passes himself off as a talented author in The Bear Went Over the Mountain, a novel by William Kotzwinkle. 'Hal Jam' a bear adopts this name after stealing a novel buried under a tree, passing himself off as an author in 'The Bear Went Over the Mountain' by William Kotzwinkle. Harry, the Fat Bear Spy Henisz, a Teddy Bear who went on the Trip around the World. Iorek Byrnison, the armoured bear in Philip Pullman's trilogy His Dark Materials Little Bear by Maurice Sendak Mary Plain, the bear from a series of children's books by Gwynedd Rae. Mary the Baby Bear, a lovable and bubbly little bear from the story "Zack's fantasy". Mr. Bultitude in C. S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength. Old Bear, from the Old Bear series of books Old Bear, by Kevin Henkes Old Ben, around which revolve the events of William Faulkner's short story The Bear. Paddington Bear PostBear the Postman bear, a character from the story "Zack's fantasy", who is a postman. Rupert Bear (also known as Rupert the Bear) from the children's books by Mary Tourtel (he also became featured in comic strips and a TV series) Shardik, the ursine protagonist of Richard Adams' novel of the same name Shardik (Dark Tower), a 70 foot tall cyborg bear from Stephen King's The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands, named after the above State o' Maine in John Irving's The Hotel New Hampshire. Teddy Robinson, from Joan G. Robinson's books Dear Teddy Robinson and More about Teddy Robinson. Theadore Rosebear, Teddy Roosevelt's best friend in Edward Summer's novel Teefr and The Legend of Teddy Bear Bob (aka "Bear Bob's Story"). Tottles the Bear a character in children's stories. Ursaline B. "Bear" Bruin, a Chevy Suburban-driving grizzly from the fantasy novel Collinsfort Village by Joe Ekaitis. Winkie, a bear from Clifford Chase's debut novel that is accused of terrorism. Winnie the Pooh by A. A. Milne Unnamed - The Three Bears from Goldilocks and the Three Bears Evan Bemus - The Western Kentucky Forest Bears in comics Traditional representation of a bear proposed to children for drawing. "Bamse - the strongest bear in the whole world" is a Swedish comic book features several bear characters including Viktoria, Brum, Brumma, Brumellisa, Brummelufs, as well Bamse himself Bear, from the webcomic Bear and Kitten Biffo the Bear in the The Beano Cornelius Bear and Tιodor Orezcu in Chris Onstad's Achewood webcomic. Crow of the Bear Clan, barbarian comic book bear D-bear, a notoriously dim-witted bear in Pickle comics (Taiwan) Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear, a mondegreen created from the misheard lyrics of a hymn (Gladly, the Cross I'd bear ). Used as the name of Baby Grumpling's teddy bear in British comic strip The Perishers Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear, a mondegreen created from the misheard lyrics of a hymn (Gladly, the Cross I'd bear ). Used as a character in The Friends of Fairwood Forest series Jasper the Bear was a cartoon which ran in Canadian magazine McLeans for over 20 years and is the mascot of Jasper National Park in Alberta, Canada. Sgt. Grumbles, the honey-loving bear from The Perry Bible Fellowship. Lex Berko, the vegetarian scholar bear zombie from the graphic novel "Wesleyan Zombie Bears" Marcus McBear, the hardboiled teddy-bear detective from the graphic novel, Kling Klang Klatch P. T. Bridgeport, the con-bear in Walt Kelly's Pogo Ralph, the "midget circus bear" in Frank Cho's Liberty Meadows The title character from the Danish comic Rasmus Klump Shako, the killer polar bear in the weekly UK anthology comic 2000AD. The many bears of Gary Larson's The Far Side cartoons Thornton, a polar bear in Sherman's Lagoon Bears in motion pictures Bears in film Archie in Dr. Dolittle 2 Bear named Bear, owned by Judge Roy Bean - The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972 motion picture) Dewey in Semi-Pro Ling Ling the pregnant panda, in the film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, as well as the den of kodiak bears from which the news team rescues Veronica Corningstone. Oksana (named after Borat's wife) in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan played by two bears, Chester and Charlie. Teddy, a computer-animated animatronic (and highly intelligent) teddy bear in Steven Spielberg's Artificial Intelligence: A.I. Unnamed - Adult male and cub from L'Ours Unnamed - The relentless, man-eating bear in the 1997 film, The Edge played by Bart the Bear Unnamed - Fisherman bear from the 1971 film Bedknobs and Broomsticks" Bears on television Bear, the title character from the Disney television program Bear in the Big Blue House Bear from Word World, made up of the letters B-E-A-R Ben, grizzly bear companion on The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams Bungle, from Rainbow Buttons, the womanizing teddy bear on Puppets Who Kill The Dancing Bear, on Captain Kangaroo Gentle Ben, about a boy and his tame bear The Helpful Bear on the Twenty-Eighth Floor, the eponym of a song by the fictional children's musician Roofi in the Simpsons episode "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays." Nassur, an aggressively anti-Semitic teddy bear host of the Hamas-affiliated children's TV series, Tomorrow's Pioneers. Paddington Bear, the famous Peruvian bear Rupert Bear, a white bear starring in his own TV show, Rupert Teddy, the loyal side-kick of Mr. Bean Humphrey B. Bear, the title character from the Australian kid's TV show The Masturbating Bear, from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" Animated bears Akakabuto in the anime Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin. His name means literally red helmet, because of the fur atop his head which is completely red. Arianna, Cleveland Brown's next door neighbor on The Cleveland Show. Baloo (formerly of The Jungle Book), Kit Cloudkicker, Rebecca Cunningham and Molly Cunningham from Disney's TaleSpin tv series and comic books in 1990 Barney Bear from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer theatrical cartoons of the 1940s and 1950s. Bear, from Franklin Bear, from Harvey Birdman Bearmon, Grizzmon, Monzaemon, WaruMonzaemon and Pandamon from Digimon. Notice that also Etemon and MetalEtemon hold Monzaemon and Warumonzaemon's plush figures, respectively. The Bear that Wasn't, from the cartoon of the same name. After waking up from his long winter's nap, the bear finds his home at the center of a construction project. All of the men there insist on his being, instead of a bear, a "silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat." Benjamin, Howie, and multiple other teddy bears in The Secret World of Benjamin Bear Blubber, Luke's racing partner in Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Races Bobo, Mr Burns' treasured childhood teddy bear from The Simpsons' episode Rosebud Bongo, the circus bear featured in the Disney film, Fun and Fancy Free Boog, a domesticated Grizzly Bear in the CG film Open Season. Boskov the bear in the animated series Evil con Carne Koda, Kenai, and various characters in the 2003 Disney animated film Brother Bear The Buddy Bears, recurring children's show bears on Garfield and Friends Butterbear, the half-bear half-butterfly hybrid on The Wuzzles Buttons, Bearbette, Darwin, Bearnadine, Abner and Bridget from Chucklewood Critters and several prior specials the Care Bears (see List of Care Bears) Chief Grizzly, the grizzly bear chief in Hoodwinked. Cindy Bear, Yogi Bear's girlfriend, created by Hanna-Barbera. Curtis E. Bear, the Courtesy Bear. Appeared in The Simpsons episode Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" as a mascot at a road rage class. Disabear, from Deko Boko Friends. Flippy, Disco Bear, Pop and Cub, bears from Happy Tree Friends. Gordon a bear bean scout in Camp Lazlo the Gummi Bears from the popular Disney animated series. Help! It's The Hair Bear Bunch: Hanna-Barbera The_Hillbilly_Bears, a Hanna-Barbera_Productions animated television series, featuring Paw Rugg, Maw Rugg, Floral Rugg, and Shag Rugg. Humphrey Bear, a Walt Disney character appearing in 1950s shorts, usually harassing Donald Duck Julie Bruin - ursine spoof of Julie Brown; one-shot character from Warner Bros Tiny Toon Adventures. Kumanee and Kumakawa of Damekko Doubutsu Kissyfur - Animated series in the United States from the 1980s about two run away circus bears that now live in the Bayou. Little Bear Little John was a bear in Disney's version of Robin Hood Mr. Panda from Ranma 1/2, actually Ranma's father cursed to transform into a panda when exposed to cold water. Munchlax, Snorlax, Teddiursa, Spinda, Teddiursa and Ursaring from Pokιmon. Paddington, bear staying with the henrys who loves marmalade in the adventures of paddington bear. Rupert, teddy bear belonging to Stewie Griffin, a character in Seth MacFarlane's "Family Guy" Sebastian Star Bear and his sidekick Souki, from the 1991 movie "Sebastian Star Bear: First Mission". The movie is about 90 minutes long and was created in the Netherlands. All images were drawn in China. SuperTed of the UK animated series of the same name, created by Mike Young. Tim, Cleveland Brown's next door neighbor on The Cleveland Show. Vincent, a grouchy black bear in the DreamWorks film, Over the Hedge. Winnie the Pooh. A cartoon bear created by A. A. Milne. Yogi Bear and his pal Boo Boo, created by Hanna-Barbera Unnamed - Bears (several characters) in the Walt Disney Studios animated film Brother Bear Unnamed - Eddy and the Bear Unnamed - The Three Bears, Looney Tunes characters by Chuck Jones Unnamed - Sailor bear who catches the magic bed while fishing in Bedknobs and Broomsticks Unnamed - The Siberian Bear in the cartoon The World of David the Gnome Pedobear Animatronic bears Billy Bob and Beach Bear from the Showbiz Pizza restaurant house band, The Rock-afire Explosion. "Zeke and Zed and Ted and Fred, and a bear named Tennessee," the bears of the Country Bear Jamboree at Disney theme parks Bears in advertising Smokey Bear The Great Root Bear and its wife, Rosie Bear - Corporate mascots for A&W Root Beer The Happy or Laughing Bear for the Bear Wheel Alignment Company[1] Polar Bear and Pamela Bear, animated mascots for The ICEE Company, as seen on TV ads. Misha, the mascot of the 1980 Summer Olympic games Panda, the mascot for WWF Peppy the Polar Bear from British Fox's Glacier Mint commercials Sleepy Bear, the Travelodge Bear, mascot for Travelodge, as seen on TV ads and SPEED TV. Smokey Bear, mascot of the U.S. Forest Service. He is also only semi-fictional, as he was based on a real orphaned bear cub also named Smokey. Snuggles, the fabric softener bear Sugar Bear, mascot for General Foods Corporation's Post Sugar Crisp cereal Unnamed - Talking polar bear from British Cresta soft drink commercials of the 1970s Unnamed - Polar bears from international Coca-Cola commercials Unnamed - Grizzly bears in ads for Charmin toilet paper Unnamed - "There's a bear in the woods. . ." Presumably representing the Soviet Union, this bear appeared in Ronald Reagan's campaign advertising. Unnamed - The polar bear mascot for Klondike bars Unnamed - The polar bear mascot for Nelvana Bears in alcohol advertising Bundaberg Polar Bear used widely In Bundaberg Rum Ads in Australia. George, the bear in the British Hofmeister Beer commercials of the 1980s. "For great lager, follow the bear". Hamm's Beer bear and its wife, Harley bear Unnamed - The Labatt's Blue bear Unnamed - Anderson Valley Brewing Company's mascot is a beer: part bear, part deer. Unnamed - the bear on the Barenjager honey liquor bottle (the name means "bear hunter") Unnamed - the polar bear mascot for Les Brasseurs du Nord's Boreale beer. Bears in the performing arts Bears in plays The Winter's Tale by William Shakespeare famously includes the stage direction "Exit, pursued by a bear". Puppet bears Baby Bear on PBS's Sesame Street Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q Basil the Bear on Sesame Park Bear, Ojo, and Ursa from Jim Henson's Bear in the Big Blue House Bobo the Bear from Disney's Muppets Tonight Buttons the Bear from Puppets Who Kill Fozzie Bear Humphrey B. Bear Sooty, Cousin Scampy and Soo (a panda bear) Bears in poetry and song The Bear who went over the mountain in the popular children's song The Bear Went Over The Mountain Fuzzy Wuzzy, an English nursery rhyme. "Teddy Bear," a No. 1 hit in 1957 for Elvis Presley and one of the cornerstone songs of his career. "Teddy Bear," the title character of a 1976 country No. 1 hit by Red Sovine. Teddy Bear was the CB handle for a young crippled, fatherless boy, who longed to ride along with truckers. Unnamed - The picnicking bears in John Walter Bratton's lilting 1907 song, "Teddy Bears' Picnic." (Originally the "Teddy Bears' Two-Step.") Bears on radio The Cinnamon Bear is Paddy O'Cinnamon from the hero of the 26-part Christmas radio series, THE CINNAMON BEAR, created in 1937 by the late Glanville T. (Glan) Heisch. Drunky the Bear, a character on the Monsters in the Morning radio show. Carmichael the polar bear, guardian of Jack Benny's money vault. Teddy bears Main article: Teddy bear U.S. president Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear in Mississippi. That bear became the prototype for the Teddy bear, which is a stuffed animal toy. Aloysius, the teddy bear of Sebastian Flyte in Evelyn Waugh's novel Brideshead Revisited; the model for Aloysius was Archie, the teddy bear of John Betjeman, who appeared as himself in a children's book by Betjeman, Archie and the Strict Baptists. Bear, the mascot of the Windows 3.1 (and later Windows 95) team Bobo, Montgomery Burns' long-lost teddy bear in The Simpsons cartoon episode "Rosebud". Corduroy, Don Freeman's classic teddy character Mabel, Elvis Presley's teddy bear.[2] Marcus McBear, the hardboiled teddy-bear detective from the graphic novel, Kling Klang Klatch Mister Woppit, mascot of Donald Campbell, breaker of speed-records killed on Lake Coniston in 1967. Nassur, an aggressively anti-Semitic teddy bear host of the Hamas-affiliated children's TV series, Tomorrow's Pioneers. Pooky, teddy bear from the comic strip Garfield. Rupert, teddy bear belonging to Stewie Griffin, a character in Seth MacFarlane's "Family Guy" Smacky, Bucky Katt's miniature teddy bear in the comic strip Get Fuzzy Tatty Teddy, who appears on greetings cards Teddy, teddy bear belonging to Thurston Howell, III, a character on "Gilligan's Island" Teddy Edward, star of children's books and a BBC Television series. Teddy Ruxpin, the popular animatronic teddy bear from the 1980s. Winnie the Pooh, teddy bear of Christopher Robin Milne, son of A.A. Milne. Unnamed - teddy bear belonging to Radar O'Reilly, a character on "M*A*S*H" Bears in video games Banjo and his sister Tootie in the Banjo-Kazooie video game series. Bark the Polar Bear (Sonic the Hedgehog) - Playable fighter in the arcade beat em up Sonic the Fighters. Bear, a playable character from TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. Bentley Bear, the main player character from the 1983 arcade game Crystal Castles, a game which was also ported to different game platforms. Cresent Grizzly a maverick from Mega Man X5 who is designed like a grizzly bear. Enviro-Bear, the unnamed main Enviro-Bear from Enviro-Bear 2000 (PC) and Enviro-Bear 2010 (iPhone) Grizzly Slash/Crescent Grizzly, a Maverick from Mega Man X. Kuma a character from the Tekken fighting series. Bodyguard of Heihachi Mishima. Misha, Rexxar's bear in World of Warcraft. Panda - a character from the Tekken fighting series. Companion of Ling Xiaoyu. Unnamed - Grizzly Bears and Polar Bears are available to adopt in Zoo Tycoon, both the original and sequel. Polar - Baby polar bear from Crash Bandicoot Yoyo and Brave Son from the Incomprehensible Grizzly Bear arcade series. Bears of myth and legend Drop Bear, an urban mythical marsupial in Australia said to be similar to the Koala Bear. Ursa Major and Ursa Minor the two bear constellations, sometimes also referred to as the big dipper, or the drinking gourd. Bear Claw, a bear of legend believed to have slaughtered millions in the forests of New Windsor, New York. Notes ^ http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/1995...earing-species/ ^ On August 1, 2006, CNN reported that Barney, a Doberman Pinscher employed as a security dog at Wookey Hole Caves, had destroyed parts of a valuable collection of teddy bears, including one which had belonged to Elvis Presley, which was valued to be worth $75,000. The insurance company insuring the exhibition of stuffed animals had insisted on having guard dog protection. "He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney. A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground (Elvis teddy bear leaves building the hard way: Guard dog rips head off Presley's $75,000 toy in stuffed-animal rampage, Associated Press, Aug 3, 2006).
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Mysterious Aftertaste posted:someone rip the power up sounds from crash bandicoot, i want to use one for a text message notification i use the secret reveal chime thing from zelda because i'm a gigantic human being that likes to think i got something really cool whenever i get a text message
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LT.CrownRoast posted:you sure got me with that anime gif macro
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The Evan posted:i used to do that (when i had a phone that allowed user-set txt alerts i have an iphone too i'm just not a retard
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The Evan posted:p. sure there's no way to do this without jailbreaking the phone and
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clamiam posted:tbh i find it interesting to see what differences there are in various countries/regions when it comes to the popularity of flavors/spices/foods 
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qirex posted:I tried the peach one when I was there, it was pretty good. there is no bad kitkat
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mantralord posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popcorn_lung should be called "butter lung" since its caused by diacetyl
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DjLizard posted:damnit bobby looks more like boomhauer imo but im not sure how you'd post like him
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Footboy posted:The mons pubis article itself isn't so bad, but it has this photo ( lmao
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D. melanogaster posted:holy gently caress this is depressing did you forget that its wikipedia or something idgi the people are arguing with wikipedia editors, i'll leave it to you to decide which one is more spergy
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Has no meaning posted:I can't believe she hasn't been posted yet. quote:7. No posting anime - No OS-tans, no dickgirls loving a floppy drive, etc. 
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clamiam posted:basically any sa thread where all the crybaby religious bigots come out of the woodwork "baww why won't anyone respect my literally hitler-like views; all i want to do is just kill everyone in the world who's religious"  why doesnt everyone believe in imaginary sky grandpa
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Hammerite posted:ack, wikipedians ruin everything Proven, verified. The manual shipped with the Nintendo seal of approval on it: I'd show it to you but my copy of the manual is in a box somewhere.
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is this thread still about wikipedia because http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Defunct_supermarkets_of_the_United_States
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Anatole posted:not only does that page suck, but that first paragraph is barely enlgish. interestingly, *a bunch of poo poo literally nobody should ever care about*
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Lamont Cranston posted:everything on this page is fantastic quote:"Spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance, Mr. Worf. That is the price we have to continually pay."
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Lutha Mahtin posted:catlady wikispergs UNITE!!! i was perfectly fine not knowing this was a thing
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Dixie Flatline posted:"snail mail" is a loving stupid phrase but i couldn't say 'post' because you'd get all confused post cool checks and the yosposest checks you got
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quote:The buildings are the soul, body and mind of the island and that is where people work. The buildings are classified in 12 ways to make the game easier http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropico_4#Buildings 
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Trig Discipline posted:that's not worthless at all for those of us with crazy relatives they'd prob just pick one, make up a date and call it their own 
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did you call him "lane mccunter" or perhaps just "lance"
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prefect posted:is it normal to suck on the bong like a dong? ...no
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also look at the article that links to that picture http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants (nws) apparently that type of boob implant makes titties grow infinitely
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PleasingFungus posted:gonna go delete this in a minute change it to something like "this is a comprehensive and complete list. any other computations of 11 will be deleted as per wikipedia's anti-trolling policy."
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the best story i remember was some woman who paid for her food at mcdonalds and called 911 when she was informed theyd just run out of the dollar menu item she ordered and would she like to substitute something else. i paid for a mcnuggets i don't want no hamburger SEND THE COPS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE tbf how does mcdonalds run out of chicken mcnuggets thats gotta be a conspiracy or some poo poo call in the fbi
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