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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

I could watch those Inside Edition teasers all day. Someone should put together like an hour's worth of them and put them on Youtube.

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piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.


Really what could that bird have done that made him so drat evil anyway? Did he murder his owner? Did he give guns to drug cartels? Did it try and exterminate entire races that it deemed inferior? Dammit now I have to watch Inside Edition.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



piratepilates posted:

Really what could that bird have done that made him so drat evil anyway? Did he murder his owner? Did he give guns to drug cartels? Did it try and exterminate entire races that it deemed inferior? Dammit now I have to watch Inside Edition.
You really don't. As "shocking" as those teasers are meant to be construed the story always ends up falling far short of the mark. The bird likely said "I Hate you" and bit the owner's nose or finger or something really stupid like that.

Inside Edition is all flash with zero substance. Stick with The Soup encapsulations and make believe it's a much better show than the reality of it.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

Realistic Sucking Action


Kitsch! posted:

edit: It's so hard not to view this video in Joel-Soup mode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC_2XpcyFfE

I know it's going to go over the head of pre-schoolers, but how did the line "You can look, but you better not touch!" make it into Sesame Street?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Sad news: Greg Kelly is leaving Good Day New York

Korby Pockett
Jun 12, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChjAR6uVQk

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



ElwoodCuse posted:

Sad news: Greg Kelly is leaving Good Day New York
The only good from this is if he's going into the line of

Robnoxious fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2012 around 06:32

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

I wish I could find that most recent Scott Disick clip on the internet. Not because it was so funny, but because the dude seriously looks like a young The Illusive Man.

MrAristocrates
Feb 13, 2012

Songbird, Songbird, see him fly
Drop the children from the sky
When the young ones misbehave
Escorts children to their grave


I love those Inside Edition bits. I'm watching this week's episode right now and I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard.

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.


I'm confused. Was Kevin picking a doll...to mate with? Is that why there are so many unadopted Cabbage Patch Kids?

"Ah Kevin you're always right."

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Moscow Mule posted:

I'm confused. Was Kevin picking a doll...to mate with? Is that why there are so many unadopted Cabbage Patch Kids?

"Ah Kevin you're always right."

I thought they were at some sort of Cabbage Patch Doll store and Kevin was picking out one they didn't have already. Maybe they were picking out his friend for the day? I don't know. Crazy people do crazy things.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys

Moscow Mule posted:

I'm confused. Was Kevin picking a doll...to mate with? Is that why there are so many unadopted Cabbage Patch Kids?

"Ah Kevin you're always right."

Seriously, I got a really bizarre tug of emotions in that section. On the one hand, it felt like some kind of human trafficking auction... only with dolls. And then there was that doll surrogate for the dad, which make me think there was going to be some human-doll copulation going on. But then I thought they'd take the surrogacy even further and have that doll gently caress the chosen doll. But then I got a human sacrifice vibe and wondered if they were trying to appease a god that the "picker" communicated with. And then I thought it was a breeding program to make a Cabbage Patch master race purged of negative traits.

Basically it was a Rorschach test that brought forth only the most negative poo poo I could come up with. Which makes me awful but nowhere near as awful as whatever those two were doing. No blacklight, please.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

"I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Astapor the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood."
-Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons

The scariest part for me is knowing that one of them was probably playing along at the beginning but is now fully committed to the delusion of the lunatic they married.

That could be any one of us if we married the wrong mentalcase.

Mr. Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

Tell me which of these stories you like


You know, I was more optimistic than most of you. When it began, I thought they were trying to help the guy get rid of a portion of his tremendous Cabbage Patch and letting him play into his delusion, using his favorite "son" to choose who lives and who goes on eBay or into the mulcher or whatever. Then I just got so confused

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.


Vykk.Draygo posted:

I thought they were at some sort of Cabbage Patch Doll store and Kevin was picking out one they didn't have already. Maybe they were picking out his friend for the day? I don't know. Crazy people do crazy things.

I hope so. I got the feeling that was their own giant garage where they store their collection of Cabbage Patch dolls.

edit:
I'd try to figure it out but 1) I'm scared and 2) I don't know what show that was from (My Strange Addiction?)

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.


Moscow Mule posted:

I hope so. I got the feeling that was their own giant garage where they store their collection of Cabbage Patch dolls.

edit:
I'd try to figure it out but 1) I'm scared and 2) I don't know what show that was from (My Strange Addiction?)

It's My Crazy Obsession, which is like My Strange Addiction (even run by the same network) except for the difference of:

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

piratepilates posted:

It's My Crazy Obsession, which is like My Strange Addiction (even run by the same network) except for the difference of:

Creepy obsessions instead of creepy compulsions?

MisterZimbu
Mar 13, 2006


I'm in tears right now.

Half from laughing so much because tonight's episode was fantastic.

Half because I'm going to miss Greg Kelly

Korby Pockett
Jun 12, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I like how everyone came away from the Cabbage Patch doll clips with different explanations: sex, some sort of Cabbage Patch store, a garage, one person thought he was getting rid of some... It such an alien environment that everyone translates it differently.

e: I thought it was a garage at first but going back and watching it - it's pretty big and Joel calls it a 'warehouse'.

Korby Pockett fucked around with this message at Jul 13, 2012 around 02:49

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

or it was an out-of-context 10 second clip.

Korby Pockett
Jun 12, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Greg Kelly's stare is the best GK clip.

Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002



It's a sad day. Greg Kelly is possibly the dumbest human being ever shoved in front of a camera and I actually looked forward to seeing what random awful things vomited mindlessly from his mouth. What an oblivious douchebag. He will be missed.

In other news, was it just me or was Lucy Lawless not wearing a bra under her sheer top?

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.


Am I the only one who figures that he'll get into highjinks as an evening anchor?

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.


Sanschel posted:

It's a sad day. Greg Kelly is possibly the dumbest human being ever shoved in front of a camera and I actually looked forward to seeing what random awful things vomited mindlessly from his mouth. What an oblivious douchebag. He will be missed.

In other news, was it just me or was Lucy Lawless not wearing a bra under her sheer top?

You shut your whore MOUTH , Greg Kelly is a saint and a gentleman and my favourite human being, I can only hope him hosting the news can give us even an ounce of the comedy that him on a morning show delivers.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

There's a lot less wiggle room for hijinks in the evening, but I can't imagine they would hire him if they didn't expect a little bit.

MD2020
May 29, 2003


Sanschel posted:



In other news, was it just me or was Lucy Lawless not wearing a bra under her sheer top?

My wife noticed the same thing. I figured it would be prudent to let her point it out.

Christopher Irvine
Mar 19, 2009

I came in on the Mothership, and that means that I'm better than you!


MD2020 posted:

My wife noticed the same thing. I figured it would be prudent to let her point it out.

That top was absolutely scandalous. The GK retrospective had me dying.

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003



Sanschel posted:

In other news, was it just me or was Lucy Lawless not wearing a bra under her sheer top?

Thanks to Spartacus, Lucy Lawless' incredible boobs have been saved for all eternity, but I'm pretty sure she was wearing something unless her nipples disappeared. Still, that top is one of the best reasons why she's The Soup's most consistently awesome guests. She really is hilarious every time she's on. The "I cut myself the long way like the Mafia does" line killed me for some reason.

Joel was powerless to keep his eyes from dipping down pretty constantly, too, not that I can blame him.

Occupation
Jan 18, 2009

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!

MARK IT "TERRIBLE!"


I really hope "Wree-Ow featuring Brian Williams" is a regular part of the show from now on.

The Commonwealth
Jun 6, 2008

I'm so greedy

I really liked this week's episode, especially (fake) Joel parents routine of this episode. I hope "whassup" become a continual joke.

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007



Occupation posted:

I really hope "Wree-Ow featuring Brian Williams" is a regular part of the show from now on.

They like the sound/graphic way too much for it not to.

Also Brian Williams seems pretty catty on his new(?) show, so I'm sure they'll have plenty of material.

Tibeerius
Feb 22, 2007


Conduit for Sale! posted:

Also Brian Williams seems pretty catty on his new(?) show, so I'm sure they'll have plenty of material.
It's a shame that the segment was created only a couple weeks before Rock Center went on hiatus for the Olympics.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




So, this Honey Boo Boo thing.

This is the family from The Hills Have Eyes, right?

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007



Oh my god, I cannot WAIT for the Jennifer & Justin wedding special.

e: I'm usually the sort of person who can eat even while watching disgusting stuff on tv, but I actually had to stop eating when HBB's (I have too much dignity to type it all out) mom was on screen. Holy crap.

Didn't help that I was eating cottage cheese.

e2: ground road kill: less disgusting than HBB's mom

e∞: this may have been the most disturbing episode of The Soup I've ever seen.

Conduit for Sale! fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2012 around 01:52

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


I desperately need that chicken clucking hip hop song that was used in The Good Wife clip.

What makes it so good is that it actually happened on the show, and wasn't edited at all by E!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67CzLpzJI6U

Sulphuric Sundae
Feb 10, 2006

You can't go in there.
Your father is dead.


That chicken thing was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Edit: It's Mucka Blucka by Tally Hall.

Sulphuric Sundae fucked around with this message at Oct 6, 2012 around 12:45

Zahgaegun
Jul 13, 2006

Reppin' the VIV


I don't have E! so have to wait until iTunes delivers my subscription. It's a real mixed bag as to how soon they update things - this is the second time in about a month that they've been a week late.

This is my only sub so I don't know if that's common or not but it drives me up a wall.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.



I am so sad that 2012 Clip of the Year was NOT the one about the Triangle Bush.

However, they did have one from "Mrwowr with Brian Williams"

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Jet Jaguar posted:

I am so sad that 2012 Clip of the Year was NOT the one about the Triangle Bush.

However, they did have one from "Mrwowr with Brian Williams"

Why would a clip from 2011 be the 2012 clip of the year?

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Christopher Irvine
Mar 19, 2009

I came in on the Mothership, and that means that I'm better than you!


raditts posted:

Why would a clip from 2011 be the 2012 clip of the year?

2011 or not, it has a permanent home on my DVR.

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