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Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Yomofo posted:

"Come and getcher popcorn!" kills me every time.

Not many things make me uncomfortable, but this one really gets under my skin. I guess you could say some people weren't liking it

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Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Clearly the best part was when Joels mic fell off and it took the control room like 10 seconds to cut to the clip while they try to reattach it.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Zahgaegun posted:

What could this book possibly contain? She hasn't done anything.

If I had to guess, I'd say

quote:

The novel tells the story of Chloe Parker, a woman in her early 20s who had been adopted at the age of seven by a music superstar and his wife, and who now associates with Hollywood celebrities. What had followed was a wild childhood distinguished by parties with movie stars and rock idols, run-ins with the press and the police, and a subsequent stint in rehab.

When Chloe shoots to instant fame as a spokesmodel for a national ad campaign, her long-lost birth father appears out of nowhere, her best friend betrays her, and she has to struggle to keep it all together--her sobriety, her friendships, and her integrity--despite the betrayals of those around her. Ultimately, Chloe comes spectacularly into her own, achieving stardom in her own right and finding true love.

which is crazy cuz they're complete oppos

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Tupping Liberty posted:

The Polanski bit was relentless and awesome.

I hope that The Hills being over doesn't mean Stephanie Pratt has no reason to show up on The Soup anymore. She's one of my favorite guests.

It boggles my mind that she guest stars multiple times on a show that relentlessly makes fun of her and she's not even promoting anything. She's not the kind of person I would expect that from. I'm impressed.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

raditts posted:

I get HD E! and The Soup is the only show I watch on it

It's kind of weird seeing some semblance of budget in this show, though. The new graphics look too good for this show.

Agreed, but at least they are still using really lovely looking wipes.

The clip they used from Oprah was in SD. Is Oprah really not broadcast in HD?

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Tupping Liberty posted:

Didn't really like Sarah Hyland on the Soup. Maybe because she's not one of the super funny people on Modern Family.

Most of the guests on The Soup aren't funny. She was only there because she's a huge fan of Joel and Community.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Ape Agitator posted:

Now it's the truth. I mean loving hell, I can't fathom one minute of that show not feeling like your soul being molested.

Every single time I see a promo for that show on E!, I expect the announcer to make fun of it for some reason, then I realize it's a real promo and die a little inside.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Oh god Joel don't chew that gum

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

tags2k posted:

I'm not sure if this has been said, but the new(ish) Chat Stew intro isn't nearly filthy enough to deserve the "eww" anymore. I enjoy the "eww" but now it feels forced because the graphics are too pristine, to the point where they even left it out entirely a couple of weeks back. It may not be HD-ready but the old animation needs to come back, it was disgustingly good.

That intro bugs the crap out of me because I'm pretty sure the lid goes on upside down for some reason.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

People think The Dish is funny? Danielle Fishel does not have the ability to pull off terrible jokes the way Joel does. Hers just fall flat.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Since apparently VirtualDub will no longer show me video for screen captures, can somebody please make a gif of the ugly woman in the Wendy Williams audience?

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Yeah, Gold Rush Alaska is obviously quite self-aware, because who the hell would watch a show about weirdos digging for gold otherwise?

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

General Probe posted:

They didn't show the whole Hanukkah Fever clip, Greg Kelly's reaction is what really makes it!

Yeah, I couldn't believe they showed the part of that clip that wasn't funny.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Irish Joe posted:

That being said, why isn't there a reality show megathread? .Com lady and the woman with two vaginas from last week deserve the spotlight.

Probably because nobody watches those shows and only sees clips of them on The Soup. This thread is the reality show megathread.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

What the hell was up with Joel's makeup this week? He looked like he just got done pretending to be a woman.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

PhonyMcRingRing posted:

RIP Quacker Factory lady

That was really sad A lot of good laughs in this episode and then a gut punch right at the end.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Conduit for Sale! posted:

Joel McHale said he liked A Game of Thrones. This must be HUGE news for nerds, as he's very attractive.

If I remember correctly, when he was on The Nerdist podcast, he said he also enjoyed Caprica (I never watched it so I don't know if it was awful or not). He's much nerdier than he seems.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Maxwell Lord posted:

This week, one of the kids tells her handlers "I don't like you." It's like the children are smarter than their parents.

(The runaway wagon clip is pretty hilarious, even though it shouldn't be.)

The wagon clip is hilarious and I wish I still new how to make gifs so I could watch it over and over. You can just barely see the wagon tip over at the very end.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Some people weren't LIKING IT

Donka doobar

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

It's Lindsay

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Tupping Liberty posted:

Stephanie Pratt, Unlikely Voice of Reason!
I think I just hung up on someone.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Sanschel posted:

Every week they make fun of the cross-eyed girl on Bachelor Pad, and every week I laugh til I can't see straight.

This has really become my favorite recurring joke and I'll be disappointed when she's no longer on TV.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

I never thought he did any of that. That would be way too much work for one man to do, and if he's not doing all of it, he'd might as well not do any of it. As long as he's the one talking about it, I'll be watching.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

I will never get tired of Greg Kelly doing anything. I almost wish I lived in NYC so I could watch him every day.

Also I heard a rumor that The Soup is moving to Wednesdays. Any truth to that rumor?

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Weird, I had the opposite reaction. First thing I said was "man, she's has some work done to her face". It looks wider than it used to.

Also not really digging the new music, but I had a good laugh when the show opened with Kimmel as Joel.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

ElwoodCuse posted:

Any standout bits or repeated clips lately? I have like 6 episodes piled up on my DVR, the switch to Wednesday sucks rear end.

Why can't you watch it at the same time that you used to watch it?

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Korby Pockett posted:

What the hell is up with Finding Bigfoot? Are they really broadcasting a guy eating junk food while throwing half of it on the ground?

Also I hope those two dogs are still in love on that Mexican soap.

Much like Goldrush Alaska, I suspect much of it is tongue in cheek. Producers of reality shows know what people want.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Whatever they are doing, I hope they never stop. It's the best thing since Greg Kelly clips. I hope the end of year best-of show is just 21 minutes of Inside Edition.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Irish Joe posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_mu_qkJtnA

Give us Black Dick and we fear nothing.

While accurate, there's no way they included that for any other reason than because they could. I have to imagine S&P fought to have it removed but they argued for historical accuracy and won.



#FartFailure

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

I wish I could find that most recent Scott Disick clip on the internet. Not because it was so funny, but because the dude seriously looks like a young The Illusive Man.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

Moscow Mule posted:

I'm confused. Was Kevin picking a doll...to mate with? Is that why there are so many unadopted Cabbage Patch Kids?

"Ah Kevin you're always right."

I thought they were at some sort of Cabbage Patch Doll store and Kevin was picking out one they didn't have already. Maybe they were picking out his friend for the day? I don't know. Crazy people do crazy things.

Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

or it was an out-of-context 10 second clip.

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Vykk.Draygo
Jan 17, 2004

I say salesmen and women of the world unite!

There's a lot less wiggle room for hijinks in the evening, but I can't imagine they would hire him if they didn't expect a little bit.

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