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Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
The only way I can interpret that image is that the broom has gone out of control and has begun sawing through her thigh.

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PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Ambiguatron posted:

The only way I can interpret that image is that the broom has gone out of control and has begun sawing through her thigh.

I think she's trying to stand on it like a surf board mid-flight. I also keep thinking that's Ariel instead of Hermione.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck

PenguinKnight posted:

I think she's trying to stand on it like a surf board mid-flight. I also keep thinking that's Ariel instead of Hermione.

Like anime, Disney is used by bad artists all over the world because making up your own style means you actually have to understand what you're doing and that's hard.

ThreeStep
Nov 5, 2009
Warhammer 40k fanart can be a mixed bag.
You get this:


And this:

If you know what this is, shame on you.

And something random.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

ThreeStep posted:



This is the xenomorph that would result if John Cleese was facehugged.

Monolith.
Jan 28, 2011

To save the world from the expanding Zone.

shinykaylee posted:



To the Dark Side!




I dunno, I think this one is pretty drat funny.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Rare Collectable posted:


More on his deviantart page!

BatPikachu and Pikachuperman

And I really like this toothy Bulbasaur too.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Oh hey I wonder if there's any Skyward Sword fanart out ye-

:nws:Welp.:nws: (It's the bird.)

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Bear Rape posted:

Oh hey I wonder if there's any Skyward Sword fanart out ye-

:nws:Welp.:nws: (It's the bird.)

I think this needs a few :nms: and :barf: warnings. Why do people draw that stuff? :smith:

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Backweb posted:

I think this needs a few :nms: and :barf: warnings. Why do people draw that stuff? :smith:

Sometimes I think it's because people just have to ruin something for other people who legitimately like something.

That and because the person who drew that draws art for a furry dildo site. Oh god what if - oh god no

precto
Oct 21, 2010

ThreeStep posted:

If you know what this is, shame on you.

I am ashamed.




Possibly :nws: for Space Marine bubblebutt. Warhammer 40k/Elder Scrolls Crossover

MojoKingBee
Sep 4, 2011

Everybody, there's a new king in town.

Get ready.

Backweb posted:

I think this needs a few :nms: and :barf: warnings. Why do people draw that stuff? :smith:

I know, right? Birds don't have external penises! Totally inaccurate :colbert:

Objectivist Rapist
Mar 25, 2007

Rape is a construct
and I'm an engineer

Bear Rape posted:

Oh hey I wonder if there's any Skyward Sword fanart out ye-

:nws:Welp.:nws: (It's the bird.)

That's alarmingly well done, considering the content.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
I don't think this has been posted yet: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797. Painfully awkward, but in a good way

Also this: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Lost+Titles/. drat catchy! every single time I hear or read about Lost, the stupid thing starts playing in my head ("They are LOST!")

internaut
Mar 2, 2007

I don't stop for nothin', kid.

MojoKingBee posted:

I know, right? Birds don't have external penises! Totally inaccurate :colbert:

It gets external pretty drat fast

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


The things you learn in this thread...

This just popped up in Daily Deviations.

Yes, it's an actual painting.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Bet the dude wished he'd worn gloves just before the duck squirted all over him.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Talk about popping a boner. That duck went from 0 to 7 inches in a third of a second.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Certainly puts Donald in a new light.



Wait, no it doesn't.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Penguingo posted:

Certainly puts Donald in a new light.



Wait, no it doesn't.

At least it explains how he can get away with not wearing pants.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Why are they always human-shaped penises?

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Bear Rape posted:

Sometimes I think it's because people just have to ruin something for other people who legitimately like something.

That and because the person who drew that draws art for a furry dildo site. Oh god what if - oh god no

Every time you post in this thread, it's some kind of terrifying furry porn.

I wonder how you keep accidentally finding these things to share with us.

MojoKingBee
Sep 4, 2011

Everybody, there's a new king in town.

Get ready.

Penguingo posted:







Oh god I can't stop laughing at this. He looks like he's going to rape the camera

Reginaldavid
Sep 30, 2006
beautiful cretin





Edit: That last one is a Blackadder tribute, and those were nabbed from an animator's blog.

Also, I thought this bit was cute. It's the full cast from Series 4 of Bleak Expectations.


Edit2: OK, one more from that artist: League of Gentlemen + Twilight!

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Cuchulain posted:

Every time you post in this thread, it's some kind of terrifying furry porn.

I wonder how you keep accidentally finding these things to share with us.

It's really not that hard to find horrifying pornography about nerd stuff. Just going onto Deviantart and searching for about anything will find you wierd stuff. You just have to want to look.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.


Sonic Ponies Hetalia really does ruin everything.

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!
Bro if you're gonna use a german pronoun you best be capitalizing that poo poo.

But seriously, why would it all be in english except for Bruder? Hetalia really is the worst.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's like any terrible fiction that thinks that, like, to convincingly write a character with a Spanish accent you just have to replace random easy words like "yes" with "sí" and "brother" with "hermano" and whatever else you can remember from your first-year textbook, because that's what primary-Spanish speakers totally do.

Rabbi Vole
Jul 19, 2003

muppet buttock

kinmik posted:




Do you know where this is from? I tineyed it and didn't get anything.

I'm asking because this is loving glorious.

Edit: Nevermind, it's doubleleaf.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Mameshiba are really weird, even for Japan.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjmQw3JaTsE


Sorta fanart from thepunchlineismachismo.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This poster for The Avengers had people complaining about Black Widow's rear end shot, so here is a parody:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

The MSJ posted:

This poster for The Avengers had people complaining about Black Widow's rear end shot, so here is a parody:



Hulkse.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

The MSJ posted:

This poster for The Avengers had people complaining about Black Widow's rear end shot, so here is a parody:



Kind of a null point when they're still showing off her cleavage like that.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

The MSJ posted:

This poster for The Avengers had people complaining about Black Widow's rear end shot, so here is a parody:

What kind of horrible person would complain about that poster?

Vulvarine
Mar 23, 2008

oddspelling posted:

What kind of horrible person would complain about that poster?

I dunno, a person who finds the gratuitous sexualization of female characters in comic books to be distasteful? They put her in a really weird pose there for no other reason than to show her rear end.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

The MSJ posted:

This poster for The Avengers had people complaining about Black Widow's rear end shot, so here is a parody:



This is beautiful. Not to say the original isn't (it is), but Jesus Christ the action is clearly in the opposite direction Natasha's facing.

We are all well aware Scarlett has a great butt. it doesn't need to be emphasized, especially when doing so throws a perfectly good heroic pose under the bus.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Vulvarine posted:

I dunno, a person who finds the gratuitous sexualization of female characters in comic books to be distasteful? They put her in a really weird pose there for no other reason than to show her rear end.

...and now hundreds if not thousands more people are aware of the movie, some of whom will eventually go see it. Marketing :science: !

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.
I liked the poster but Black Widow's pose is really awkward and not at all heroic. Why didn't they give her a gun, at least? That's what she usually uses...

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Renoistic posted:

I liked the poster but Black Widow's pose is really awkward and not at all heroic. Why didn't they give her a gun, at least? That's what she usually uses...

Her wrist thingies are guns. That's what she usually uses. And her pose is almost identical to Hawkeye's, just facing to the viewer's right instead of the viewer's left. Thor and The Hulk are in basically the same pose, as well.