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Zoccoli
Feb 12, 2004

Everything that stands will be at odds with its neighbor, and everything that falls will perish without grace

Van Dis posted:

This forum has terrible taste but here goes nothing.

I'm on a cross-country bicycle trip and would appreciate recommendations for actual good books relevant to the places I'm riding through. For example, so far I have read:
  • Bill Bryson's The Lost Continent (before the trip)
  • Wallace Stegner's Angle of Repose (through the Columbia River Gorge, Idaho, and parts of Montana)
  • Norman Maclean's A River Runs Through It and Other Stories (along the Blackfoot River itself and other parts of Montana)
  • John Fire's Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions (through the Indian reservations of South Dakota, including Pine Ridge)
And right now I'm blazing through On the Road. I am currently in Omaha and on my way through Des Moines, Kansas City, St. Louis, Nashville, Atlanta, then northeast through Richmond, DC, Philadelphia, New York, and finally Boston. Since you guys can't seem to read anything not in bold, let me just ask,

What literature do you recommend for going through those parts of America?

Keep your lovely science fiction, fantasy, airport books, milporn lit and all similar recommendations to your goddamn self, you worthless loving teenagers. I swear to Christ I will ride to your house and stab you with my spare spokes if you even think about posting that poo poo at me. I will tear your limbs off and beat you with them. I will kick a hole in your torso with my ironwoon legs. I will use your entrails as handlebar streamers. Why is this forum so obsessed with bad literature. It's like you are actually retarded, unable to read anything without a spaceship or elf babe on the cover, unable to think about words and sentences and paragraphs and narratives beyond "That was a cool fight/sex scene." God drat every single one of you.

(Also, I've read a ton of Mark Twain, which is what I'd recommend first to someone asking me this question, so don't bother recommending him. Thanks in advance!)
I can think of nothing more appropriate for a long bike trip than Up In The Air by Walter Kim.

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Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

post-feminist rimjob posted:

This may not be exactly what you're looking for, but have you tried A Song of Fire and Ice by George R. R. Martin?
I'll pick that up and give it a shot. Thanks gentle goon.

Zoccoli posted:

I can think of nothing more appropriate for a long bike trip than Up In The Air by Walter Kim.
This too. Thank you!

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Van Dis posted:

This forum has terrible taste but here goes nothing.

I'm on a cross-country bicycle trip and would appreciate recommendations for actual good books relevant to the places I'm riding through. For example, so far I have read:
  • Bill Bryson's The Lost Continent (before the trip)
  • Wallace Stegner's Angle of Repose (through the Columbia River Gorge, Idaho, and parts of Montana)
  • Norman Maclean's A River Runs Through It and Other Stories (along the Blackfoot River itself and other parts of Montana)
  • John Fire's Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions (through the Indian reservations of South Dakota, including Pine Ridge)
And right now I'm blazing through On the Road. I am currently in Omaha and on my way through Des Moines, Kansas City, St. Louis, Nashville, Atlanta, then northeast through Richmond, DC, Philadelphia, New York, and finally Boston. Since you guys can't seem to read anything not in bold, let me just ask,

What literature do you recommend for going through those parts of America?

Keep your lovely science fiction, fantasy, airport books, milporn lit and all similar recommendations to your goddamn self, you worthless loving teenagers. I swear to Christ I will ride to your house and stab you with my spare spokes if you even think about posting that poo poo at me. I will tear your limbs off and beat you with them. I will kick a hole in your torso with my ironwoon legs. I will use your entrails as handlebar streamers. Why is this forum so obsessed with bad literature. It's like you are actually retarded, unable to read anything without a spaceship or elf babe on the cover, unable to think about words and sentences and paragraphs and narratives beyond "That was a cool fight/sex scene." God drat every single one of you.

(Also, I've read a ton of Mark Twain, which is what I'd recommend first to someone asking me this question, so don't bother recommending him. Thanks in advance!)

It's probably not a good idea to read a book (or for that matter, post on an internet forum) while cycling. Want a suggestion? How about you keep your eyes on the road.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Van Dis posted:

This forum has terrible taste but here goes nothing.

I think it only appears that way. What people are going to discuss on an internet forum they use for recreation is going to give a skewed impression, because who the hell wants to talk about the poo poo they read in lit class when they get home?

Viconia
Jul 11, 2005

Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.

Van Dis posted:

I'll pick that up and give it a shot. Thanks gentle goon.


TBB is currently doing a re-read of all of GRRM's stuff. Check out the thread to read along with the forum goons!

wise purchase
Feb 6, 2010

by T. Finn
Or don't. Either one.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Van Dis posted:

This forum has terrible taste but here goes nothing.

I'm on a cross-country bicycle trip and would appreciate recommendations for actual good books relevant to the places I'm riding through. For example, so far I have read:
  • Bill Bryson's The Lost Continent (before the trip)
  • Wallace Stegner's Angle of Repose (through the Columbia River Gorge, Idaho, and parts of Montana)
  • Norman Maclean's A River Runs Through It and Other Stories (along the Blackfoot River itself and other parts of Montana)
  • John Fire's Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions (through the Indian reservations of South Dakota, including Pine Ridge)
And right now I'm blazing through On the Road. I am currently in Omaha and on my way through Des Moines, Kansas City, St. Louis, Nashville, Atlanta, then northeast through Richmond, DC, Philadelphia, New York, and finally Boston. Since you guys can't seem to read anything not in bold, let me just ask,

What literature do you recommend for going through those parts of America?

Keep your lovely science fiction, fantasy, airport books, milporn lit and all similar recommendations to your goddamn self, you worthless loving teenagers. I swear to Christ I will ride to your house and stab you with my spare spokes if you even think about posting that poo poo at me. I will tear your limbs off and beat you with them. I will kick a hole in your torso with my ironwoon legs. I will use your entrails as handlebar streamers. Why is this forum so obsessed with bad literature. It's like you are actually retarded, unable to read anything without a spaceship or elf babe on the cover, unable to think about words and sentences and paragraphs and narratives beyond "That was a cool fight/sex scene." God drat every single one of you.

(Also, I've read a ton of Mark Twain, which is what I'd recommend first to someone asking me this question, so don't bother recommending him. Thanks in advance!)

Jesus, talk about a way of alienating the very people from whom you are asking for suggestions. Let's all tar everyone with the same brush, shall we? Done being all venty-venty? Good. You're lucky I'm a forgiving man with a heart of gold etc etc.

Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon for your Pennsylvania portions.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. (author forgotten).

I am sure that there are oodles of NYC books. I can't think of that many right now, though.

Anamnesis
Jan 6, 2009

In Search of Lost Time

Van Dis posted:

I am ... on my way through ... New York, ...

What literature do you recommend for going through those parts of America?

A bit on the older side (1900), and it deals with many places you have not listed: you could try Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser. A sizable amount of the 'drama' happens in NY. It just popped into my mind, thought I'd suggest it if you haven't found anything else.

maxnmona
Mar 16, 2005

if you start with drums, you have to end with dynamite.

LooseChanj posted:

I think it only appears that way. What people are going to discuss on an internet forum they use for recreation is going to give a skewed impression, because who the hell wants to talk about the poo poo they read in lit class when they get home?

many readers of literature do so outside of an institutional setting in which they are forced to read good writing in exchange for a paper they believe will get them money and social standing. many of these readers have even graduated from college and are no longer in any sort of academic institution at all (I went to college.).

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Mr. Fun
Sep 22, 2006

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY

maxnmona posted:

many readers of literature do so outside of an institutional setting in which they are forced to read good writing in exchange for a paper they believe will get them money and social standing. many of these readers have even graduated from college and are no longer in any sort of academic institution at all (I went to college.).

Actually, literally no one would read anything other than fantasy & sci-fi if given the choice.

BABY FlNLAND
Mar 9, 2008

by Fistgrrl

LooseChanj posted:

I think it only appears that way. What people are going to discuss on an internet forum they use for recreation is going to give a skewed impression, because who the hell wants to talk about the poo poo they read in lit class when they get home?

I think probably for the same reason I don't base all my interactions with women around visualising our coitus.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

therattle posted:

Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon for your Pennsylvania portions.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. (author forgotten).
The Pynchon book looks promising. Thanks for the suggestion.

Anamnesis posted:

A bit on the older side (1900), and it deals with many places you have not listed: you could try Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser. A sizable amount of the 'drama' happens in NY. It just popped into my mind, thought I'd suggest it if you haven't found anything else.
I appreciate the recommendation. I'll look into it as I get closer to New York.

I think a requirement to be a mod of a book forum is to actually enjoy reading books that aren't directed solely at teenagers or assigned by a teacher, but maybe that's crazy!

maxnmona
Mar 16, 2005

if you start with drums, you have to end with dynamite.
Lolita is one of the classic American roadtrip novels.

Since you like Bryson anyway, and you're passing through Des Moines, you might try his relatively recent memoir about his childhood there. It's not as funny as his travel stuff, but I liked it.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Van Dis posted:

This forum has terrible taste but here goes nothing.

I'm on a cross-country bicycle trip and would appreciate recommendations for actual good books relevant to the places I'm riding through. For example, so far I have read:
  • Bill Bryson's The Lost Continent (before the trip)
  • Wallace Stegner's Angle of Repose (through the Columbia River Gorge, Idaho, and parts of Montana)
  • Norman Maclean's A River Runs Through It and Other Stories (along the Blackfoot River itself and other parts of Montana)
  • John Fire's Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions (through the Indian reservations of South Dakota, including Pine Ridge)
And right now I'm blazing through On the Road. I am currently in Omaha and on my way through Des Moines, Kansas City, St. Louis, Nashville, Atlanta, then northeast through Richmond, DC, Philadelphia, New York, and finally Boston. Since you guys can't seem to read anything not in bold, let me just ask,

What literature do you recommend for going through those parts of America?

Keep your lovely science fiction, fantasy, airport books, milporn lit and all similar recommendations to your goddamn self, you worthless loving teenagers. I swear to Christ I will ride to your house and stab you with my spare spokes if you even think about posting that poo poo at me. I will tear your limbs off and beat you with them. I will kick a hole in your torso with my ironwoon legs. I will use your entrails as handlebar streamers. Why is this forum so obsessed with bad literature. It's like you are actually retarded, unable to read anything without a spaceship or elf babe on the cover, unable to think about words and sentences and paragraphs and narratives beyond "That was a cool fight/sex scene." God drat every single one of you.

(Also, I've read a ton of Mark Twain, which is what I'd recommend first to someone asking me this question, so don't bother recommending him. Thanks in advance!)

Why are you asking for recommendations in this forum if you hate it so much?

I mean I don't like all of the same scifi stuff that most TBB folk do either, but really, there are plenty of other online communities where people talk about all kinds of other books... so what's the point of coming to whine with this exaggerated goony nonsense?

Anyway here are some recommendations: Blue Highways by William Least-Heat Moon is a really good travel book covering several areas of the country, you might especially find the parts about the South and the Appalachian states good reading.

For NYC: Paul Auster's New York Trilogy, Tom Folsom's The Mad Ones, John Wray's Lowboy, Richard Price's Bloodbrothers.

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 19:04 on May 20, 2010

wise purchase
Feb 6, 2010

by T. Finn

Van Dis posted:

This forum has terrible taste but here goes nothing.

I'm on a cross-country bicycle trip and would appreciate recommendations for actual good books relevant to the places I'm riding through. For example, so far I have read:
  • Bill Bryson's The Lost Continent (before the trip)
  • Wallace Stegner's Angle of Repose (through the Columbia River Gorge, Idaho, and parts of Montana)
  • Norman Maclean's A River Runs Through It and Other Stories (along the Blackfoot River itself and other parts of Montana)
  • John Fire's Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions (through the Indian reservations of South Dakota, including Pine Ridge)
And right now I'm blazing through On the Road. I am currently in Omaha and on my way through Des Moines, Kansas City, St. Louis, Nashville, Atlanta, then northeast through Richmond, DC, Philadelphia, New York, and finally Boston. Since you guys can't seem to read anything not in bold, let me just ask,

What literature do you recommend for going through those parts of America?

Keep your lovely science fiction, fantasy, airport books, milporn lit and all similar recommendations to your goddamn self, you worthless loving teenagers. I swear to Christ I will ride to your house and stab you with my spare spokes if you even think about posting that poo poo at me. I will tear your limbs off and beat you with them. I will kick a hole in your torso with my ironwoon legs. I will use your entrails as handlebar streamers. Why is this forum so obsessed with bad literature. It's like you are actually retarded, unable to read anything without a spaceship or elf babe on the cover, unable to think about words and sentences and paragraphs and narratives beyond "That was a cool fight/sex scene." God drat every single one of you.

(Also, I've read a ton of Mark Twain, which is what I'd recommend first to someone asking me this question, so don't bother recommending him. Thanks in advance!)

Try anything by Edmund White, Larry Kramer, Andrew Holleran, or David Leavitt to name just a few American authors.

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

LooseChanj posted:

I think it only appears that way. What people are going to discuss on an internet forum they use for recreation is going to give a skewed impression, because who the hell wants to talk about the poo poo they read in lit class when they get home?

Literally anyone who actually gives a poo poo about their area of interest?

niggerstink420
Aug 7, 2009

by T. Fine

LooseChanj posted:

I think it only appears that way. What people are going to discuss on an internet forum they use for recreation is going to give a skewed impression, because who the hell wants to talk about the poo poo they read in lit class when they get home?

It only appears that way.

McMurphy
Feb 14, 2004

THE FACES OF THOSE IVE KILLED
THE FACES OF THE DEAD
THE FACES OF THOSE I'VE KILLED

Why in hell are there TWO (2) grrm threads on the first page.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


One is the old thread full of jerks who love to spoil new readers. The other one is a spoiler-free thread to entice new readers to try out the books and for some of us to re-read. We're following a schedule so we can talk about the books as we read through them.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
To try and get people to read poo poo. poo poo shoveling if you will.

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McMurphy
Feb 14, 2004

THE FACES OF THOSE IVE KILLED
THE FACES OF THE DEAD
THE FACES OF THOSE I'VE KILLED

jmaze posted:

One is the old thread full of jerks who love to spoil new readers. The other one is a spoiler-free thread to entice new readers to try out the books and for some of us to re-read. We're following a schedule so we can talk about the books as we read through them.

Its loving retarded to have two threads for the same series, both of which have multiple pages. This isn't games or something, christery.

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Dub Mapocho
May 17, 2010

by angerbotSD
But, is two threads enough? Could I post another GRRM thread with a specific focus on linguistic analysis and hermeneutics? Or would it be gassed due to Superfluence? Thanks in advance.

BABY FlNLAND
Mar 9, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Dub Mapocho posted:

But, is two threads enough? Could I post another GRRM thread with a specific focus on linguistic analysis and hermeneutics? Or would it be gassed due to Superfluence? Thanks in advance.

Indeed, a multiplicity of threads is necessary for investigation of the ASOIAF sequence by George RR Martin in its aspect of text-as-intertext.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

What the hell? McMurphy has a pretty valid point - having two threads for one book series, one just to "entice people" to read it seems pretty ridiculous.

BABY FlNLAND
Mar 9, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Earwicker posted:

What the hell? McMurphy has a pretty valid point - having two threads for one book series, one just to "entice people" to read it seems pretty ridiculous.

The primary objective of this forum is actually GRRM evangelism. Please respect our cultural mores.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Earwicker posted:

What the hell? McMurphy has a pretty valid point - having two threads for one book series, one just to "entice people" to read it seems pretty ridiculous.

Reported for mod-sass. *blows smoke off page-turning finger*

post-feminist rimjob
Jan 15, 2005

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either

BABY FlNLAND posted:

The primary objective of this forum is actually GRRM evangelism. Please respect our cultural mores.


Hey Fuckshit: please do NOT troll The Book Barn. THanks.

American Psychonauts
Dec 27, 2005

...but inside doesn't matter

post-feminist rimjob posted:

Hey Fuckshit: please do NOT troll The Book Barn. THanks.

*drops your books to the floor*

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


One is filled with spoilers, and one isn't. The one that isn't is for new readers so they can discuss the books while reading them instead of having to avoid the cesspit that is the old thread. I don't see why this is a problem.

barkingclam
Jun 20, 2007

jmaze posted:

One is filled with spoilers, and one isn't. The one that isn't is for new readers so they can discuss the books while reading them instead of having to avoid the cesspit that is the old thread. I don't see why this is a problem.

But isn't that the very exact reason there's this stuff?

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


barkingclam posted:

But isn't that the very exact reason there's this stuff?

The old thread is filled with people who intentionally spoil new readers. Changing that thread at this point would be impossible. A new one has been created that will ban people who post spoilers.

Dub Mapocho
May 17, 2010

by angerbotSD
I'd dispute the idea that books can be 'spoiled'. The notion of 'spoiling' i a relic of the pre-post-modern age when texts where assumed to have a single 'meaning' imparted by 'the' Author. The Book Barn needs to develop new paradigms informed by current theory. imo

BABY FlNLAND
Mar 9, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Dub Mapocho posted:

I'd dispute the idea that books can be 'spoiled'. The notion of 'spoiling' i a relic of the pre-post-modern age when texts where assumed to have a single 'meaning' imparted by 'the' Author. The Book Barn needs to develop new paradigms informed by current theory. imo

"Spoiling" imposes a linear revelation sequence upon the narrative, intentionally restricting the freedom of the reader to consider the phenomena-qua-novel in alternative sequences, permitting a contrapuntal reading of the novel - indeed, mapping the novel to the psychogeography of the culture at large.

Dub Mapocho
May 17, 2010

by angerbotSD
Hey! Book Barn! Let's Develop a Rhizomatic Model Of Plotting And Narrative! Then nobody will have to worry about spoilers

Art Alexakis
Mar 27, 2008
Do you ever wish you could sleep on your stomach?

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Daniel J. Geduld posted:

Do you ever wish you could sleep on your stomach?

Yes, actually. Yes I do.

post-feminist rimjob
Jan 15, 2005

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either

Dub Mapocho posted:

Hey! Book Barn! Let's Develop a Rhizomatic Model Of Plotting And Narrative! Then nobody will have to worry about spoilers

In a Derridean reading of A Song of Fire and Ice, the primary objective of the reader (or "lecteur") of George R. R. Martin is to acknowledge the extent to which R. R. Martin's opus can be viewed a multitude of different ways, depending on how the "reader" ("lecteur") interprets the cultural signifiers evoked by the novel, as well as the subsequent assumptions within not only the mind of the novel's "author" ("auteur")("George R. R. Martin"), but also in the "reader" ("lecteur") themself[ves]. Contextually, none of these interpretations can be materially proven to be any more or less correct than any other.

The only material fact that we can establish conclusively is that while George R. R. Martin's work purports to be "about" "a dynastic civil war for control of Westeros between several competing families," when properly read in the context of the deconstructive literary tradition spanning from the mid 20th century post-colonial scholarship to modern-day counterimperialistic/maoist third-worldist blogging, the novel can be best understood as being "about" the unknowing participation of bourgeois hierarchical assumptions which are complicit in the exploitation of the Third World.

Dub Mapocho
May 17, 2010

by angerbotSD
An interesting reading, but in my opinion an incomplete one. The 'dynastic war' narrative of A Song of Ice and Fire is a fairly obvious metaphor for an extended discussion of 'gender' dynamics in antecedent and contemporary societies and the evolution of normative gender traits, with subsequent 'novels' in the series taking in some elements of queer and trans theory. However, we must be careful to not fall to the fallacy of ascribing primacy to the 'Author'-imposed 'theological' tyranny. This masterwork is instead best understood as a turgid and uninspired narrative about a gay world that doesn't even exist.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

The banner ad for the re-read thread is amazing.

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post-feminist rimjob
Jan 15, 2005

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either

Dub Mapocho posted:

...normative gender traits...

Dub Mapocho posted:

...queer and trans theory...

Dub Mapocho posted:

...gay...

Dub Mapocho posted:

...turgid...

Case notes:

Patient's language, as well as fixation on slides 17 and 32 ("nectarine cross-section," "rear trunk assembly") plainly evident -- powerful manifestations of erotic fantasies of an anal-sadistic type?

Patient is noted to be parsimonious, obstinate, hoarding, and perfectionistic. Rec. further therapeutic monitoring.

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