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ChuckDHead
Dec 18, 2006

Better than expected.


Morter posted:

I hope not to start a tangent, and while I don't encourage anyone to turn down the wonderful soundtrack of this game...

I just realized the perfect song for this game...

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

(Edit: Holy poo poo I can't find an uncensored version )

Try the Cancer Bats cover. More metal just seems more appropriate for blowing things up. Also the video is pretty funny.

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Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

The act is always the same, but each time it's different.

Has anyone else used the multiple rope option in Bolopatch and had issues getting the grapple to fire again once you are attached to something already?

Deutsch Nozzle
Mar 29, 2008

Oh. Hi.

Morter posted:

I hope not to start a tangent, and while I don't encourage anyone to turn down the wonderful soundtrack of this game...

I just realized the perfect song for this game...

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

(Edit: Holy poo poo I can't find an uncensored version )

The only thing I keep thinking of while watching that is that scene in the 2009 Star Trek movie, not JC2

EvilMuppet
Jul 28, 2006

Bork Bork Bork

Incredulous Dylan posted:

Has anyone else used the multiple rope option in Bolopatch and had issues getting the grapple to fire again once you are attached to something already?

Only twice. Once when climbing the casino at the very start and once when climbing the lost island towers.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004



I wish you could buy the cargo-chopper on the black market. I found that the gunship you can buy can't lift a Panay statue head for poo poo. I was stuck 20-30 feet off the ground with the head rolling around crushing everything and getting stuck on police jeeps. This was awesome and irritating at the same time.

I also discovered that the smaller police patrol boats fit PERFECTLY on top of those little cargo junks the locals drive around if you ramp them just right. It leads to the civilian clipping through your police boat and bitching while he ferries you around. Eventually, my new ferryman got so sick of it that he got us stuck on a sandbar, stretched, jumped out, and drowned himself.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004



A few months ago I was excited about parachutes coming to GTAIV. Needless to say, I'm not excited about that anymore, because it would be impossible to top the madness of Just Cause 2.

Factor Mystic
Mar 19, 2006

Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

MMAgCh posted:

Only a very small one, at X:9145 Y:11425. Still, between shooting out tyres and grapple-attaching sports cars travelling at high speeds to bridges and such it is good fun!

This is really cool. I hope the race cars respawn


And that reminds me, another thing this game is missing is an island-wide street rally against AI. That would be a blast (and take forever to complete) (but be a blast) (literally, since you would rig the road ahead of time with remote mines).

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34gOdx8S6xw

I need more boats

Xinlum
Apr 12, 2009

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Dark Knight



Peas and Rice posted:

I got mine from leaping off the top of the Mile High Club...

1300 meters or so.

I got like 4000 from the top of the hot air balloon

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

"I'm sorry, I thought you was Tiger Woods"

"I know. See that mothafuckin' stroke?
Wuh-POW!
...On a bitch! Haha."


Well I dunno why but I fully upgraded the 2h-shotgun. I had it at 5 stars and I had 27 weapon parts. Other say to upgrade the launcher but it's really circumstantial when I use the launcher, and I always pick up my trusty MG after I fire maybe 2-3 rounds.

Hell, I fully upgraded triggered explosives and I just use those for show but once they're done I almost never buy them again unless a mission's circumstance calls for them.

I have a pistol and launcher at 3 stars, and grenade launcher and sniper rifle at one. Probably others I'm missing.

Does levelling up the launcher give it laser-guided missiles? Cause I've seen enemies do it, but I can't =(

Mr. Peepers
Mar 11, 2005

That noise?

...That's Coyote's laughter.


I love triggered explosives, it was the first thing I upgraded to max. My favorite tactic when taking settlements is to grab all the pickups, place explosives on what needs destroying, then start 'chuting off into the sunset while laughing maniacally and detonating when I'm far out of range of being fired upon. If they're guarding a propaganda trailer or something I'll chuck one down while swinging over it, by the time they start shooting back I'm nearly out of range.

I sometimes use a similar tactic when attacking a military base. I'll sneak around, throwing explosives on whatever I can until I get discovered, at which point I can blow up half their base in one go. ok it's really more like 3 things max because you'll get spotted in under 20 seconds probably but it stills feels cool

I finally upgraded the machine gun to max and good loving god it is a monster. I don't even bother aiming for headshots any more, 3-4 bodyshots is enough to take down most elites. It does more damage to vehicles than the gatling gun you can carry around. I don't know if I'll ever need the assault rifle again.

Revolver Bunker
May 12, 2004

「この一撃にかけるっ!」


The best part about besieging an enemy base is that you can do it while parachuting around and never touch the ground. I'll just do passbys and throw triggered explosives down and zip away. It's such a beautiful sight.

Mr. Peepers
Mar 11, 2005

That noise?

...That's Coyote's laughter.


Yeah, I also love the way the game automatically arcs your throws for you. You don't need to pause and estimate distances and angles. Just point at where you want the explosion to go, and there it goes.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

Sexlexia

Revolver Bunker posted:

The best part about besieging an enemy base is that you can do it while parachuting around and never touch the ground. I'll just do passbys and throw triggered explosives down and zip away. It's such a beautiful sight.

I used to love this until I got the rocket launcher. Now I descend from the heavens with a hail of rockets.

I really can't emphasize enough how much infinite ammo ratchets up the fun in this game.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.


Mr. Peepers posted:

Yeah, I also love the way the game automatically arcs your throws for you. You don't need to pause and estimate distances and angles. Just point at where you want the explosion to go, and there it goes.
This. A million times this. I wish more games would do this.

Mister Bung
Jun 7, 2004

What about the children foo'?


Hurrah my Collectors Edition arrived today!

Now to finished Saints Row 2, Res Evil 5, Condemned 2 and Too Human so I can play. Stupid game sales FORCING me to buy them

PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!


Mr. Peepers posted:

Yeah, I also love the way the game automatically arcs your throws for you. You don't need to pause and estimate distances and angles. Just point at where you want the explosion to go, and there it goes.

Really, I think the absolute best part of this game is that it's a rare stroke of dumb fun. SR2 was pretty cool, but it just wasn't an insane, playable action movie. It seems that games are fun again when we take the sentiment of "gently caress Realism".

Now all we need to do is mod JC2's gameplay habits into San Andreas, with the cars and music of Vice City.

Jadz
Jan 8, 2004

Stuck in the middle with you.

Bruteman posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34gOdx8S6xw

I need more boats

Hahaha, for just a second I was thinking "where the gently caress did he find dolphins to swim along with the boats?!" and then I realized what I was looking at. Very nice

Carl Sagan
Feb 8, 2003



So I took a look at the list of achievements, and how in the hell is it that a full 10% of people who bought this game didn't complete the first mission?

The only way that's possible is if they bought the game and then proceeded to never install or play it.

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003



Carl Sagan posted:

So I took a look at the list of achievements, and how in the hell is it that a full 10% of people who bought this game didn't complete the first mission?
It was on sale last week. Last weekend Steam was getting raped because of the free CoD:MW2 weekend(which sucked because I never successfully got it 100% downloaded). More likely, 10% of the people never finished the download to be able to.

aeglus
Jul 13, 2003

WEEK 1 - RETIRED


Gonna guess people bought it without thinking that it won't work on XP.

Though it's not terribly exciting, everyone needs to get a moped and grapple someone to it. Pretty drat funny driving slower than people walk dragging some crying soldier behind you.

QwertySanchez
Jun 19, 2009

a wacky guy


I did that, sort of. I kept trying to steal a motorbike and every time I grappled onto something with two wheels, it was a moped. I finally lost my patience and decided to punish someone for not having a motorbike by driving down the highway trailing them behind me.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

"I'm sorry, I thought you was Tiger Woods"

"I know. See that mothafuckin' stroke?
Wuh-POW!
...On a bitch! Haha."


Thanks to whoever told/reminded me that you could fire while pulling on a grapple. I grappled up to a water tower and saw a sniper laser-sighting me. Cue me whipping out my Sawed-off and blasting his brain batter all over the red water tower behind him--a second before landing on the water tower.

In-transit kills

Payndz
Sep 22, 2006

I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves.

MMAgCh posted:

When I did that recently the soldier yelled something like "I'm gonna be siiiiiiiick" as he went spinning skywards. Never heard that one before in over 80 hours of playing this game.
I've only recently started messing about with the potential of roping NPCs to vehicles (my instinct when being shot at is to blast them with the SMG rather than get fancy with the wire ting, sadly), but I had a great one yesterday when I hooked an elite to my Rowlinson and spun him around in all directions: the wire gave way just as he bellowed something like "I order you to put me down!", so what I heard was "I order you to put me dowAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" as he disappeared into the distance like Mildew Wolf.

a shameful boehner
Oct 25, 2007



Someone do a video of Rico blowing poo poo up with Geto Boys as the backing track.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!


Man stops beer thieves by clinging to the roof of the SUV

Life imitates art.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

it's so magical



Does lowering military morale/increasing civil dissent do anything, or is it just a text message?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

"I'm sorry, I thought you was Tiger Woods"

"I know. See that mothafuckin' stroke?
Wuh-POW!
...On a bitch! Haha."


poptart_fairy posted:

Does lowering military morale/increasing civil dissent do anything, or is it just a text message?

I guess you don't need low morale or obedience to HELICOPTER SPAM

Dominic White
Nov 1, 2005

We're marooned on a small island in an endless sea, confined to a tiny spit of sand, unable to escape.

But tonight, on this small planet, we're gonna rock civilization.

Carl Sagan posted:

So I took a look at the list of achievements, and how in the hell is it that a full 10% of people who bought this game didn't complete the first mission?

The only way that's possible is if they bought the game and then proceeded to never install or play it.

Just look up any game with Steam achievements - it's the same story or worse all over the place. I think the saddest was Aquaria, where only something like 75% of people who bought it ever got past the tutorial.

duckduckGOOSE
Mar 19, 2004

neither duck nor goose


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9OnQBJnQ0M

Has anyone successfully hitched a balloon to a jetliner?

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Carl Sagan posted:

So I took a look at the list of achievements, and how in the hell is it that a full 10% of people who bought this game didn't complete the first mission?

The only way that's possible is if they bought the game and then proceeded to never install or play it.

I don't have the first two missions done since I was playing offline before the EU release was released on steam.

Knightmare
Aug 23, 2004

Show us what you got, what you got

duckduckGOOSE posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9OnQBJnQ0M

Has anyone successfully hitched a balloon to a jetliner?

I've done it with boats (fun, and can survive any fall into water), cars (fun, and can sometimes survive falls onto land), and motorcycles (after 20 seconds swung into the plane making both explode), but never EVER thought of the hot air balloon. Watching the video I'm not sure though. Every vehicle seems to have a single grapple point, I don't know if it's possible to find another spot on the balloon that will keep the basket level upon being towed.

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003



duckduckGOOSE posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9OnQBJnQ0M

Has anyone successfully hitched a balloon to a jetliner?
Have you tried running forward to stay in the basket instead of just standing there?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

"We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work."

Morter posted:

I hope not to start a tangent, and while I don't encourage anyone to turn down the wonderful soundtrack of this game...

I just realized the perfect song for this game...

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

(Edit: Holy poo poo I can't find an uncensored version )

Mission Accepted.

(Also http://www.amazon.com/Sabotage-Explicit/dp/B000SXIZUQ).

Factor Mystic
Mar 19, 2006

Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

duckduckGOOSE posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9OnQBJnQ0M

Has anyone successfully hitched a balloon to a jetliner?

I posted an image of myself doing this a few pages ago. It owned.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDHAoxSldL4

I love that the wooshing sound makes it in the water too, it was magical.

electricsugar
Jan 21, 2008

Tum again?

This game is just begging for a Garry's Mod / multiplayer sort of component. I hope we see it soon

Internet Alias
Dec 5, 2005
Mirrors are more fun than television.

Playing the 360 version, and this game just does not want me to get any drag kills. I'll attach a soldier and drive off, and the wire ting will always snap before he dies. The only drag kill I have counted for me so far was when I ended up sandwiching the soldier during a head-on collison with another military car. Is there some trick to drag kills that I'm just not doing?

Jadz
Jan 8, 2004

Stuck in the middle with you.

Has anyone else noticed how fantastic this game sounds?

I recently bought a pair of Turtle Beach x41 headphones, because I got tired of having the TV volume down absurdly low to keep from waking everyone in the house up when I do some late-night gaming. An amazing piece of technology, they do 7.1 DD surround sound around your head (if you do an optical audio out from the Xbox to the headphone receiver). Apart from just how much clearer everything sounds when it's right in your ear, and the fact that I can have the volume up as loud as I want now, and not bother anyone, I've started to notice little things in the games I play that I never noticed before.

Anyone with surround sound can attest to how awesome it is to hear vehicles driving down the road in the distance, or hearing explosions and gunfire going off left, right and to the rear.

But I experienced the most incredible thing the other night. I had just evaded some army guys, and ditched my getaway vehicle in the jungle, high-tailing it toward a beach. I stopped for a minute to look out over the water, watching for a boat I could hijack. And that's when it happened. The "you're in trouble" music died down and stopped, and the game's natural ambient sounds came on in full force.

The waves lapping up on the beach, the sand swishing under Rico's feet as he ran, the wind blowing over the water...I'm sure this sounds cool on regular surround sound speakers, but with the headphones I could practically have sworn that I was actually standing around on a tropical beach, with water splashing on my right, and birds calling behind me. As ridiculously nerdy as it probably makes me sound, I'm not ashamed to say I had to stop playing for a few minutes just so I could close my eyes and listen to that for a bit.

I am completely sold on these headphones, and the wonders of over-the-ears digital surround sound. Good heavens, that was an incredible thing.








And then I went and hijacked a plane to jihad into a military base's fuel tanks, and that sounded pretty rad, too

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DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.


Jadz posted:

Has anyone else noticed how fantastic this game sounds?
If this game doesn't at least get nominated for some kind of audio award I will call bloody murder on whatever awards I am watching/reading. I agree completely. This game and Bad Company 2 both have top-notch sound design. I'm really happy to see the direction games are going with audio quality; whether it's realistic or not.

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