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About two years after my parents divorced I started taking karate lessons. A mere month into the lessons I got up late one night to get a glass of water...and I heard noises from the living room. I peeked around the corner and...yeah, my mom. loving my karate coach. On the goddamned couch. Both she and my father were mystified that I was suddenly giving karate up, that I refused to go back to class. To this day neither of them knows the reason. I didn't say anything, though. I just went back to bed sans water. And since I never caught her loving my dad - hell, they separated when I was five - I had to catch her loving other guys. The MARRIED guy she was seeing, he moved us here, abandoned us without a car or money or food, my mom didn't have a job...anyway, we'd just arrived and were staying in a hotel. Two beds, one room. I'm a very heavy sleeper, so they didn't wake me up. But I DID manage to wake up and turn over, sleepy-eyed, to face them. While the guy was in mid-thrust. They both froze. And I will never forget the look in that rear end in a top hat's eyes. Pure comedy gold. ----------------
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