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Was it a scratch... or a pick. 
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You're supposed to just take a peak after a poke.
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Feb 26, 2024 22:25
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You're not supposed to stare, it's like looking at the sun.
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Feb 29, 2024 15:49
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Cat Army
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You're just gonna sit there, staring at the back of the seat?
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Feb 29, 2024 16:32
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Though she was attractive, she was also, in fact, a Nazi.
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Feb 29, 2024 17:18
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The water that I had been swiming in was very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there was significant shrinkage.
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Mar 1, 2024 04:38
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I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!
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Mar 1, 2024 14:50
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My boys can swim!
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Mar 1, 2024 17:01
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You know, they tend to shrink in the water. 
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Mar 1, 2024 18:39
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Well, stay out of the deep end.
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Mar 2, 2024 06:18
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I know, I’m parked in My Father Is An Abusive Alcoholic.
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Mar 4, 2024 03:23
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I'll have another scotch with plenty of ice.
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Mar 4, 2024 18:39
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I'm here to whip you into shape so grab your jock, if you need one. It's go time.
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Mar 4, 2024 20:04
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You don't have to worry about me... I won a contest.
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Mar 5, 2024 00:26
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Oh shut the  up
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Mar 5, 2024 00:49
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Saw Titanic. So that old woman, she was just a liar right?
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Mar 6, 2024 01:20
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It's not a lie if you believe it.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:17
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I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwin' me! 
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Mar 6, 2024 20:26
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TheKingslayer posted:Saw Titanic. So that old woman, she was just a liar right? And a bit of a tramp too.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:37
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MightyJoe36 posted:And a bit of a tramp too. Oh.....god. It's a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!
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Mar 9, 2024 09:34
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Okay, Chrissy. Give me a schtickle of fluoride.
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Mar 11, 2024 01:43
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A tempting schmear of authentic Jewish delicacies.
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Mar 12, 2024 02:58
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Orthodox, SirPablo. Old school.
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Mar 12, 2024 05:13
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Root Bear, great news. I got you an assembly. Two hours in front of the entire junior high, grades six through eight. That's sixth grade, seventh grade...
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Mar 12, 2024 06:01
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I still like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.
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Mar 12, 2024 15:03
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It's already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.
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Mar 13, 2024 22:50
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SUPERFREAK?!! 
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Mar 14, 2024 01:40
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Mulva?!
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Mar 14, 2024 03:38
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You people have a little pet name for everybody.
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Mar 14, 2024 05:06
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i find it shallow and pedantic
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Mar 14, 2024 08:00
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Dongicus posted:L= LOIS
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Mar 14, 2024 08:01
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I find it disturbing that you associate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:43
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No, no, of course not! People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!
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Mar 14, 2024 17:34
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Dongicus posted:i find it shallow and pedantic Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:43
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It's a stupid stuperstition.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:44
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.
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Mar 14, 2024 19:51
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary. Your fly is open.
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Mar 15, 2024 14:14
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I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'!
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Mar 15, 2024 18:53
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Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza!?
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bravesword posted:Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza!? That's what you asked Steinbrenner for?
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