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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > Seinfeld: "Just remember: It's not a lie if you believe it."
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mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Saving the world...
at $11 an hour.

Natalya Fartz posted:

YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE!

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!

# ? Sep 5, 2012 01:10
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# ? May 26, 2013 03:15
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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

mojo1701a posted:

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

# ? Sep 5, 2012 02:19
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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


 TURN YOUR KEY, MAURA!

# ? Sep 5, 2012 02:59
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Momomo
Dec 25, 2009



 ANSWER THE drat PHONE!

# ? Sep 5, 2012 03:12
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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

 TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

# ? Sep 5, 2012 03:20
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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

This is going to end badly for the owners. Very badly.

Kevyn posted:

TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

There's a mental hospital right near here.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 03:24
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neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


 BOSOMY? YOU WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS BOSOMY?

# ? Sep 5, 2012 03:48
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

Not my super big screen!

neoboman posted:

BOSOMY? YOU WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS BOSOMY?

What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 04:52
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Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


 A pinkish hue?

# ? Sep 5, 2012 05:03
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Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Here's the music to go along with it. Just because.

Manana? I'm doing nada.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 08:15
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

Natalya Fartz posted:

YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE!

But I love that George!

# ? Sep 5, 2012 08:55
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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


 Take me to your leader.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 12:56
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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

A pinkish hue?

Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 13:32
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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Kevyn posted:

Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

Who cares about eyebrows?

# ? Sep 5, 2012 14:54
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Natalya Fartz
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Kevyn posted:

Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 15:45
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T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

click my av for a fun surprise

Natalya Fartz posted:

No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.

Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 15:48
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Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Natalya Fartz posted:

No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.

Correction. I was bald.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 16:21
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OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010


Too tired to chase fences right now.


 Can we all agree that the weekend in the Hamptons episode is one of the series best?

So many laugh out loud amazing moments.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 16:59
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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002
TABERNAK!

OnlyJuanMon posted:

Can we all agree that the weekend in the Hamptons episode is one of the series best?

So many laugh out loud amazing moments.

I think that a great idea for an episode, but I don't know who these Hamptons are; and frankly, it sounds made up.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 18:04
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Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

OnlyJuanMon posted:

Can we all agree that the weekend in the Hamptons episode is one of the series best?

So many laugh out loud amazing moments.

Did you know that the house was designed by Mark Farbman?

# ? Sep 5, 2012 20:03
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Vigilance
Nov 18, 2006

It's the "balls to the wall" type scenario. It is what it is.

 You have a collect call from, "hey buddy don't say no!"

# ? Sep 5, 2012 20:19
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CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Vigilance posted:

You have a collect call from, "hey buddy don't say no!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb9IA-914Xw

# ? Sep 5, 2012 20:52
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Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


 Fun fact: one of the songs on my upcoming album is called "First And First (Nexus Of The Universe)"

# ? Sep 5, 2012 22:08
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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



 you got hookers turning tricks in my car, how's that for starters?

# ? Sep 5, 2012 23:21
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Pity Boi
Dec 5, 2008



 Well, you already said "spite," so....

# ? Sep 5, 2012 23:23
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Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

you got hookers turning tricks in my car, how's that for starters?

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

# ? Sep 6, 2012 00:36
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Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Billy Zane posted:

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

Yeah, yeah.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 01:08
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Natalya Fartz
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.


 Please take it home, we don't want it near the other books.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 01:26
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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Yeah, yeah.

Elaine, do you have any paint thinner? I need like, uh, forty gallons.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 01:26
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Natalya Fartz
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.


 I got a bottle of scotch my uncle gave me. It's Hennigans. It's been here for two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 01:29
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david puddy
Apr 8, 2011

yeah that's right


 Mmmm, that Hennigan's goes down smooth.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 01:35
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wa27
Jan 14, 2007
We must repeat.


 "It's the Play button off his VCR"

"Boy, look how far back it goes. It's like a tooth."

I forgot about that line until watching that episode today. What a perfect Jerry line.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 01:41
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Vigilance
Nov 18, 2006

It's the "balls to the wall" type scenario. It is what it is.

CaptainHollywood posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb9IA-914Xw



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Fun fact: one of the songs on my upcoming album is called "First And First (Nexus Of The Universe)"

That's awesome. That scene CaptainHollywood posted is one of my favorite bits. The delivery and dialogue are fantastic.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

david puddy posted:

Mmmm, that Hennigan's goes down smooth.

You can smell me without the drink!

# ? Sep 6, 2012 02:07
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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

The screen stayed
flashing in my mind


 He SCHNAPPED meeeee.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 14:31
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Glare Seethe
May 15, 2004

david puddy posted:

Mmmm, that Hennigan's goes down smooth.

Man, that's some tart cider.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 15:55
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Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

 I'm gonna slip him a mickey.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 17:38
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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Billy Zane posted:

I'm gonna slip him a mickey.

Here's to feeling good all the time.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 17:48
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mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Saving the world...
at $11 an hour.


 H-E-Double-N-I...

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Pity Boi
Dec 5, 2008



 What kinda show is that Sandos Brothers? They take your jacket, then they just throw it? I never heard of that!

# ? Sep 7, 2012 23:17
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