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Red posted:Oh, don't tell me - because he's black?! I'm not racist! .... oh, if only he could see me with some of my black friends....
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Jerusalem posted:I'm not racist! .... oh, if only he could see me with some of my black friends....
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Coffee And Pie posted:Comedian Jerry Seinfeld, a passenger, seemed a little freaked out. Even if they find you, you have a perfect excuse...'Gee, I heard they saved you swingin' from the shower curtain naked with an ice bucket on your head. What happened there?' 'Well, I panicked.' 'That's understandable.' is this the first time anyone ever quoted one of the stand-up bits?
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house! Pepper Johnson?
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I'm the Exterminator!
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Jul 24, 2014 14:40
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You're friends with The Urinator, aren't you?!
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Jul 24, 2014 14:44
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Jul 24, 2014 15:54
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embee posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?!? embee, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done! Sure, I'm not funny anymore, but there's more to the SomethingAwful forums than making shallow, fairly-obvious references in a TV IV thread.
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Jul 24, 2014 16:12
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embee posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?!? Who does this guy think he is?
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Jul 24, 2014 16:14
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TMMadman posted:Who does this guy think he is? Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-o-n?
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TMMadman posted:Who does this guy think he is? You know, you should tell your moderator that probation thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the shitposting, and eventually, you get permabanned.
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Sash! posted:Even if they find you, you have a perfect excuse...'Gee, I heard they saved you swingin' from the shower curtain naked with an ice bucket on your head. What happened there?' 'Well, I panicked.' 'That's understandable.' Maybe. Honestly, Jerry Seinfeld's standup isn't very good. And to be really honest, neither is Getting Coffee in Cars with Comedians. I really just don't think Seinfeld's a very good comedian. TV writing is definitely his strongest skill.
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stratdax posted:Maybe. Honestly, Jerry Seinfeld's standup isn't very good. And to be really honest, neither is Getting Coffee in Cars with Comedians. You gave this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave.
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Gerri Steinfeld is doing an 'ask me anything' over on reddit right now: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2blrd9/jerry_seinfeld_loves_answering_questions_the/ Q: To this day when I think of Seinfeld I immediately go to “The Contest”. My question is how did you guys get this episode approved along with several other episodes that pushed the boundaries of television? JS: The way we got The Contest approved is that we never said any words that anybody had a problem with, everything was implied. And nobody ever questioned it at the time. We were a little surprised, but I think it was the way that we did it that made it work. I remember watching it as a 9~ year old and wondering what they were talking about. 
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Sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a G! And an I!
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Gyshall posted:Sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a G! And an I! If ever a post needed  it's this one
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Jul 24, 2014 20:59
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Red posted:You know, you should tell your moderator that probation thing doesn't work. Pfft, what do you know. You were a Redditor. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Pfft, what do you know. What'd you think put me there? 
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Red posted:embee, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done! Well, I don't know who you are - but thanks for the quote. Bye!
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It's fourth and inches and the Giants are going for it! You gotta love sports!
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stratdax posted:Maybe. Honestly, Jerry Seinfeld's standup isn't very good. And to be really honest, neither is Getting Coffee in Cars with Comedians. You're a cashier!
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Jul 25, 2014 02:13
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mcvey posted:Gerri Steinfeld There is a GEORGE BO-NANZA to see you.
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Sash! posted:There is a GEORGE BO-NANZA to see you. It's called a T-Square!
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Capt. Sticl posted:It's called a T-Square! Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me--
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TMMadman posted:Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me-- Koko the monkey
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Jul 25, 2014 06:33
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DrBouvenstein posted:Pfft, what do you know. You know what you call a Goon who got permabanned, don't you? A Redditor. Redditors, who needs 'em? Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.
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Jul 25, 2014 12:24
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Reddit now. 4chan later.
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potee posted:Reddit now. Don't you see what mojo1701a is after? Total posting immunity! He's already got the two big forums covered. If he ever gets an SA modship, there'll be no stopping him!
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Jul 25, 2014 13:49
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What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!
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The washer fluid is NOT fine!
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Jul 29, 2014 04:56
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See this gasket? I have NO CONFIDENCE in this gasket!
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Jul 29, 2014 06:43
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The shifter is loose. Have you been picking at it? 
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Jul 29, 2014 13:49
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You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything. 
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Beef-a-reeno? You fed the horse Beef-a-reeno?
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TMMadman posted:Beef-a-reeno? You fed the horse Beef-a-reeno? TMMadman, I need those cufflinks, but now they're in the box, and the key is in the bird! What are we gonna do?!
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Red posted:TMMadman, I need those cufflinks, but now they're in the box, and the key is in the bird! I'll get the shovel
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esperantinc posted:I'll get the shovel Yeah, this quite a life I lead here, huh?
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Hey TMMadman, I dug Fredo up! Now let's cut him open!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hey TMMadman, I dug Fredo up! Now let's cut him open! I have no medical evidence to back me up, but, something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something, perhaps, from above... 
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Red posted:I have no medical evidence to back me up, but, something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. ... I guess it can't hurt him ... people eat pounds of those things
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