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esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Take it easy, Potee! There's enough lobster in the ocean for everyone.

My father was a lobsterman. He got up every morning at four and came home every night stinking of brine. He sent me through law school with the lobsters he caught!

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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
C'mon. It's not even a house - it's, like, a cabin.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Capt. Sticl posted:

C'mon. It's not even a house - it's, like, a cabin.

"Dear Capt. Sticl, last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, potee.

P.S. Loved the cabin."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Yes! Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Capt. Sticl posted:

C'mon. It's not even a house - it's, like, a cabin.

It's like a sauna in here.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






potee posted:

Yes! Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand...

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


haljordan posted:

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

Not that there's anything wrong with that

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Episode, please, where Jerry tells (I think) George, "I'm quite sure"

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

regulargonzalez posted:

Episode, please, where Jerry tells (I think) George, "I'm quite sure"

Brett said you ran away from him! As if he were the Boogety-man! :stare:

http://www.seinology.com/scripts/script-141.shtml

Red fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 3, 2014

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Red posted:

Brett said you ran away from him! As if he were the Boogety-man! :stare:

http://www.seinology.com/scripts/script-141.shtml

Red, could you just not talk for one minute.

Desperaaaadooooooo, You've been out mending feeences for soo looooong now.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Red, could you just not talk for one minute.

Desperaaaadooooooo, You've been out mending feeences for soo looooong now.

:colbert: That's enough.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

You got the A, the B, the C, and the D. That's the biggest.

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

You drat fools! Look at that! We've got nothing now. Nothing! I've been practicing law for 25 years; you're listening to a caddy!! This is a public humiliation. You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence! Plus, she's putting it on over a leotard! Of course a bra's not gonna fit on over a leotard. A bra's gotta fit up right against a person's skin! Like a glove!!

embee
Jun 18, 2004

You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Gyshall posted:

I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



The place to be! Yes! It's the place to be.

Tippecanoe
Jan 26, 2011

Sash! posted:

The place to be! Yes! It's the place to be.
If you're thinking of getting a place there, don't bother. There's really nothing available.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Tin Hat posted:

If you're thinking of getting a place there, don't bother. There's really nothing available.

The show is about...

NOTHING.

Tippecanoe
Jan 26, 2011

Max22 posted:

The show is about...

NOTHING.
Well, it's not about nothing. Even nothing is something.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Tin Hat posted:

Well, it's not about nothing. Even nothing is something.

No! No! Nothing happens! :mad:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

potee posted:

No! No! Nothing happens! :mad:

Then why am I watching it?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Capt. Sticl posted:

Then why am I watching it?
Because it's on TV!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Because it's on TV!

Not yet.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!


How about this. I manage a circus...

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

GET A GOOD LOOK, COSTANZA?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

esperantinc posted:

How about this. I manage a circus...

My father used to take me to the circus.

When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Red posted:

My father used to take me to the circus.

When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.

It was fun...I was kind of scared of the clowns.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Coffee And Pie posted:

It was fun...I was kind of scared of the clowns.

Uh, I'm not actually going straight home, first I have to stop at the… circus. You know, with all the… clowns? :hb:

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparable Misha!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

It was fun...I was kind of scared of the clowns.

Are you still scared of clowns?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

ZekeNY posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparable Misha!

Another game for Miiiillllloooooshhhhh hahaha!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Another game for Miiiillllloooooshhhhh hahaha!

I wanna be a man, too! :smith:

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

https://twitter.com/Condors/status/507224606541742080/photo/1

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

But I don't wanna be a pirate! :gonk:

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yup. He also played an intern in Season 8 of Scrubs:


YOU'RE KILLIN' ME SMALLS.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Short Penguin posted:

YOU'RE KILLIN' ME SMALLS.

I listened to my katra and vrrrttt - I'm dominating the dojo.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

potee posted:

I listened to my katra and vrrrttt - I'm dominating the dojo.

I never knew a hat would ruin my life!

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Red posted:

I wanna be a man, too! :smith:

Because of society, right?

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