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Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?
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He's out of my life... Starting in the year 2000. For me, the next millennium must be Homestar Runner-free!
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Dec 17, 2014 12:26
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Shima Honnou posted:He's out of my life... Starting in the year 2000. For me, the next millennium must be Homestar Runner-free! Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame. awwwwwww
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Dec 17, 2014 17:50
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Capt. Sticl posted:Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. That's a shame. 
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Dec 17, 2014 19:00
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I... I... I gotta sit down!
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Dec 17, 2014 19:37
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He took.  It. Out.
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Dec 17, 2014 20:24
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Coffee And Pie posted:We could be like the Gatsbys! Didn't they always a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends? I still don't know what that means. 
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Dec 17, 2014 20:34
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Now I don't believe this. He owes me bigtime. I got him off sugar!
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Dec 18, 2014 03:01
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Electromax posted:Now I don't believe this. He owes me bigtime. I got him off sugar! He’s got my vacuum cleaner. You know I loaned it to him. He never returned it. The carpets are filthy. What am I going to do?
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Dec 18, 2014 03:07
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Demon Of The Fall posted:So you thought "what the hell, I'll just eat some trash." The entire exchange is so perfect quoting it doesn't give it justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKC5jjFkfgo&t=26s
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Dec 18, 2014 03:11
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CaptainHollywood posted:The entire exchange is so perfect quoting it doesn't give it justice. Sometimes I think it would be easier to bend a spoon mentally than to make something like that happen.
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Dec 18, 2014 05:32
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Root Bear posted:Sometimes I think it would be easier to bend a spoon mentally than to make something like that happen. We will annex Poland by the Spring at any cost! And our stock, will rise high!
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Dec 18, 2014 23:48
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What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the heil-five.
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Dec 18, 2014 23:55
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Shima Honnou posted:What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the heil-five. So I was watching this movie the other night, it was a World War 2 movie, and there was Nazis in the movie and I notice that the Nazis in those movies always had like two separate heils. They had the regular heil that they would do and then when they were around the offices, they had like this casual heil, remember that one, you ever notice that? They come in, yeah, heil, how are ya, is the kid back with the coffee yet? Come on, are you finished with the copier? Yeah, world domination, Aryan race, whose donuts are those? Yeah, heil, nice to see ya, can I have one of those donuts?
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Dec 19, 2014 00:11
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:So I was watching this movie the other night, it was a World War 2 movie, and there was Nazis in the movie and I notice that the Nazis in those movies always had like two separate heils. They had the regular heil that they would do and then when they were around the offices, they had like this casual heil, remember that one, you ever notice that? They come in, yeah, heil, how are ya, is the kid back with the coffee yet? Come on, are you finished with the copier? Yeah, world domination, Aryan race, whose donuts are those? Yeah, heil, nice to see ya, can I have one of those donuts? I gotta say.... I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff... makes out during Schindler's List
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Dec 19, 2014 00:31
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        There's more where that came from, too.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:36
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Oh my god.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:41
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The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:43
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haha http://jerryseinfeldsskeleton.tumblr.com/post/100426002130
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Dec 19, 2014 00:52
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She had a nice skull. There just wasn't a lot of hair on it.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:52
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It’s a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife. The only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won’t be dead, by sun-up. Sleep tight in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
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Dec 19, 2014 03:04
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It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull.
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Dec 19, 2014 05:20
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http://instagram.com/seinfeld2000/ You wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna rule the universe? 
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Dec 19, 2014 05:45
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Do you have a favorite poet George? I like uh... flavin..
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Dec 19, 2014 19:31
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Get a good look, Costanza?
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Dec 19, 2014 21:11
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Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
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Dec 19, 2014 21:13
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Get a good look, Costanza? Why do I do anything? ...for women. 
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Dec 19, 2014 21:26
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Red posted:Why do I do anything? Every woman on the face of the Earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all. Is that irony?
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Dec 20, 2014 00:35
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Is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?
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Dec 20, 2014 01:00
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Oh my God, Layburn, is that woman just wearing a bra?
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Dec 20, 2014 01:20
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Shima Honnou posted:Oh my God, Layburn, is that woman just wearing a bra? Yeah yeah, she was flouting! Plus, you know, she's the heiress to the O-Henry candy bar fortune.
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Dec 20, 2014 01:25
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potee posted:Plus, you know, she's the heiress to the O-Henry candy bar fortune. ...Could you repeat that?
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Dec 20, 2014 02:43
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mojo1701a posted:...Could you repeat that? This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.
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Dec 20, 2014 02:56
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haljordan posted:This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a... rugged masculinity.
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Dec 20, 2014 04:51
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mojo1701a posted:I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a... rugged masculinity. The man's a goblin!
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Dec 20, 2014 04:57
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haljordan posted:The man's a goblin! Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
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Dec 20, 2014 07:15
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Kavorka! 
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YO YO MA
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Dec 22, 2014 14:41
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Tippy toe! Lemon tree!!
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That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
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