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Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, "Interesting trades considered."
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mojo1701a posted:Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!!!
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May 25, 2015 03:10
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This van's a-rockin'...
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May 26, 2015 19:12
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potee posted:Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, "Interesting trades considered." You put that in! 
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May 26, 2015 19:22
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fuckpot posted:The mystery of Cartwright revealed. No, see, a Lo Pan reference would've been better.
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May 26, 2015 19:46
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Root Bear posted:You put that in! He took it out.
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May 26, 2015 21:42
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Shima Honnou posted:He took it out. And I'm glad I did 
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May 26, 2015 21:58
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Red posted:No, see, a Lo Pan reference would've been better. George: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza? Lo Pan: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Burton! Burton!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. George: Well, was it for Costanza or... Lo Pan: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered. George: Well was it a woman? Lo Pan: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up. I could tell she special kind of woman with dragon-green eyes, to make me whole and young again, so that I may rule the universe from beyond the grave.
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May 27, 2015 01:23
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Jack: All I know is, this Wang: He didn't, uncle Leo, not like he says. Jack: Sure did uncle Leo, two hours ago, tall guy, weird clothes, first you see him then you don't.
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May 27, 2015 02:33
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They said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus?
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May 27, 2015 03:14
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Iowa Snow King posted:Jack: All I know is, this Jerry Seinfeld! You have come a long ways to find me, but it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Elaine Benes to appease my emperor, and live out my earthly pleasures with Sue Ellen Mischke.
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May 27, 2015 03:26
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Hi, Sash. Potee, you remember Sash? Yes, I did get engaged Sash. It didn't work out though, Sash.
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May 27, 2015 13:12
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Iowa Snow King posted:Jack: All I know is, this Iowa Snow King, quote-appeal is a myth, like The Yeti, or his North American cousin, The Sasquatch.
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May 27, 2015 14:07
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Sash! posted:Jerry Seinfeld! You have come a long ways to find me, but it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Elaine Benes to appease my emperor, and live out my earthly pleasures with Sue Ellen Mischke. Sue Ellen Mischke... the braless O'Henry candy bar heiress..
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May 27, 2015 16:35
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Relayer posted:Sue Ellen Mischke... the braless O'Henry candy bar heiress.. ... Could you repeat that? 
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May 27, 2015 17:03
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Its a big salad, with lots of stuff in it...
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May 27, 2015 18:03
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No, I love a good... Chinese Spanish... whatever it is.
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May 27, 2015 18:19
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Red posted:No, I love a good... Chinese Spanish... whatever it is. *Chinese food.* Sorry, Red, our Chinese food just came. Talk to you later.
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May 27, 2015 19:25
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Shima Honnou posted:*Chinese food.* Hmm. No leftovers. potee is getting suspicious!
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May 27, 2015 22:19
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I find pastrami to be the most... sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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May 28, 2015 18:06
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In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. Thank you. Oh, also.. my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.
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May 29, 2015 00:55
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TMMadman posted:In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. Thank you. No, I just gave the super fifty bucks.
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May 29, 2015 12:34
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esperantinc posted:No, I just gave the super fifty bucks. Cash?! That's like something her uncle would give her! 
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May 29, 2015 13:00
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I can't stand Velcro. It's that teaaaaaaring sound.
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May 29, 2015 15:14
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You know... I bought you a Cadillac. Twice.
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May 29, 2015 15:19
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Red posted:You know... I bought you a Cadillac. Everybody's talkin' at me... ...I can't hear a word they're sayin'... ...just drivin' around, in Jon Voight's car...
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May 29, 2015 17:02
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I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me.
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May 29, 2015 17:40
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Gyshall posted:I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me. So you're having sex and then all of a sudden, you just blurt out, “I’m giving you a raise.”
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May 29, 2015 18:08
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TMMadman, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.
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May 29, 2015 18:32
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esperantinc posted:No, I just gave the super fifty bucks. Tough luck, chinless 
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May 29, 2015 19:22
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I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.
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May 29, 2015 20:13
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Everybody's talkin' at me... Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!
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May 29, 2015 22:50
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TMMadman posted:So you're having sex and then all of a sudden, you just blurt out, “I’m giving you a raise.” Just a quick sidebar here - are you in any way authorized to give raises?
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May 29, 2015 23:32
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potee posted:Just a quick sidebar here - are you in any way authorized to give raises? Yes, yes of course. The Pensky file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Pensky. We'll straighten him out! ... 
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May 30, 2015 02:33
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Gyshall posted:I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me. ...Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this one, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...y'know...cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you, people do that all the time.
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May 30, 2015 02:43
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Homestar Runner posted:Yes, yes of course. The Pensky file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. 
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May 30, 2015 03:09
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He's bebopping and scatting, and I'm losing it!
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May 30, 2015 10:51
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Hank Morgan posted:He's bebopping and scatting, and I'm losing it! I know you're in there! Laughing and lying and laughing!
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Yeah, he was waiting inside his apartment for him with a sock full of pennies
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