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Sash! posted:Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked, I'm a porno actor. I open up the paper, and this is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet! My back went out again, I couldn't move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!
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Sash! posted:Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked, I'm a porno actor. You told me that already like two pages ago.
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Jul 25, 2015 03:25
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Coffee And Pie posted:I open up the paper, and this is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet! My back went out again, I couldn't move... Glamour!? 
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potee posted:Glamour!? You're not a divorcée. You're a separatée.
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potee posted:Glamour!? I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
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Jul 25, 2015 03:46
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TMMadman posted:I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. So what'd you do??!
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Jul 25, 2015 03:54
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Imagined posted:So what'd you do??! I zipped up!
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Jul 25, 2015 03:58
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Well I couldn't run over there the way that I was!
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Jul 25, 2015 04:01
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Capt. Sticl posted:You told me that already like two pages ago. I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything.
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Jul 25, 2015 04:15
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I've been "outed"! I wasn't even "in"!
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Jul 25, 2015 04:53
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Sash! posted:I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything. What the hell is e-mail?
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Jul 25, 2015 15:20
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esperantinc posted:What the hell is e-mail? That's what I'd like to know about it..
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Jul 25, 2015 22:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXSGV5wEv1o 
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Jul 26, 2015 22:19
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Coffee And Pie posted:Well I couldn't run over there the way that I was! Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
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Jul 27, 2015 15:27
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You are very bad man! Very bad man!
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Jul 27, 2015 15:44
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I cheated in the contest. Because I'm a cheater! I had to tell you.
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Jul 27, 2015 15:58
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Athanatos posted:I cheated in the contest. Because I'm a cheater! I had to tell you. Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.
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Jul 27, 2015 16:00
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Como se dice... waterbed?
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Jul 27, 2015 16:49
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Which one is that? They're all like that! 
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Athanatos posted:I cheated in the contest. Because I'm a cheater! I had to tell you. Great - I won. 
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Jul 27, 2015 18:36
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/electronic beep music happily plays /fakes crowd noise while speaking in hushed but excited tone YES! TOUCH DOWN! Your turn, potee! /hands over electronic football game
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Jul 27, 2015 20:26
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Red posted:/electronic beep music happily plays  What is that noise!
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Sash! posted:
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What is it Good For? His Mistress didn't like the title and made him change it!
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esperantinc posted:Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What is it Good For? His Mistress didn't like the title and made him change it! It always bothers me that Jerry tells Elaine that as if he's genuinely serious, and then just sort of goes "derp got ya" later on after she embarasses herself. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!!! 
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Relayer posted:It always bothers me that Jerry tells Elaine that as if he's genuinely serious, and then just sort of goes "derp got ya" later on after she embarasses herself. OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that? Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game...we're finished!
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Relayer posted:It always bothers me that Jerry tells Elaine that as if he's genuinely serious, and then just sort of goes "derp got ya" later on after she embarasses herself. You've never been to a Flea Market, and you think they have fleas there.
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Athanatos posted:OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that? Expect a call [I couldn't decide on punctuation. It's not an exclamation point, but a period doesn't really fit either. I'm open to suggestions]
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Jul 28, 2015 04:11
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Red posted:You've never been to a Flea Market, and you think they have fleas there. So, you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squalor.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:33
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regulargonzalez posted:Expect a call Well, you know regulargonzalez, you should learn to exclamation points! Like the way I'm posting right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!
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Sash! posted:So, you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squalor. You know Sash!, the thing about fleas is that they irritate the skin and they start to...itch. Oh, maybe you can hold out five quotes or ten, maybe fifteen or twenty but after a while, no matter how much will power a person may have. It won't matter, because they're crawling, crawling on your skin. Up your legs , up your spine , up your back.....
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Coffee And Pie posted:Well, you know regulargonzalez, you should learn to exclamation points! Like the way I'm posting right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one! It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!!
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Jul 28, 2015 11:58
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Are you close with your parents?
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Imagined posted:Are you close with your parents? My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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Jul 28, 2015 14:29
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Imagined posted:Are you close with your parents? Well, they gave birth to me, and, yada yada... ...yada, yada yada. 
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Jul 28, 2015 16:41
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potee posted:Well, they gave birth to me, and, yada yada... Well, is there something wrong with him? ...Elaine?  No I was just thinking about the question..
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In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
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Jul 28, 2015 16:55
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I mentioned the bisque..
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Imagined posted:In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Hey look: https://twitter.com/seinlanguage When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.
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Gyshall posted:Como se dice... waterbed? No. Sand . It's like sleeping on the beach!
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