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Root Bear posted:Boy, you've really lost a lot of hair... Root Bear, you decided to get a rug? Good for you, Jack!
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Gyshall posted:Anyone ever tell you you look like Sugar Ray Leonard? Right... your massage... of course. 
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Jul 31, 2015 21:02
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Relayer posted:Right... your massage... of course. You know that admitting another man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.
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Jul 31, 2015 22:48
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potee posted:You know that admitting another man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual. It doesn't help.
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Jul 31, 2015 23:04
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Yo ASSMAN! Look at the ASSMAN!
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Aug 1, 2015 01:17
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 I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!
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Aug 1, 2015 03:17
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Sash! posted:
How can you possibly show your face there again?
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Aug 1, 2015 03:50
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TMMadman posted:How can you possibly show your face there again? Oh, I can't. They hellbanned my account. Sash! too. You know, we can't go anywhere near there.
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Root Bear, you decided to get a rug? Good for you, Jack!  I was bald! 
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Root Bear posted:
I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!  
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Aug 1, 2015 08:43
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He could have had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. And that became his one true love.
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Aug 1, 2015 09:05
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A man without hand ... is not a man 
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TMMadman posted:It doesn't help. Not that there's anything wrong with that..
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Aug 1, 2015 14:00
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I won a contest.
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Homestar Runner posted:A man without hand ... is not a man Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..
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Aug 1, 2015 16:30
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potee posted:I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it! She enjoys teasing animals, Ban-Lon and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.
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Aug 1, 2015 18:26
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Hank Morgan posted:I won a contest. My mother caught me. I was alone... edit: YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Aug 2, 2015 |
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Aug 1, 2015 20:38
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Egbert Souse posted:He could have had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. And that became his one true love. Homestar Runner posted:A man without hand ... is not a man TMMadman posted:Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love.. What is this an Abbott and Costello routine?
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Aug 2, 2015 03:14
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Homestar Runner posted:What is this an Abbott and Costello routine? And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins.
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Red posted:And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins. You know really need some help, and a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level. Like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists, working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you - like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better.
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potee posted:You know really need some help, and a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level. Like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists, working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you - like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better. Because of society, right?
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Aug 2, 2015 04:47
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The Jon Voight Car is no more 
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Homestar Runner posted:What is this an Abbott and Costello routine? Who are these Stooges you speak of?
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TMMadman posted:Who are these Stooges you speak of? You may tell jokes, Mr. TMMadman, but you are no comedian.
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Egbert Souse posted:The Jon Voight Car is no more Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.
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mojo1701a posted:You may tell jokes, Mr. TMMadman, but you are no comedian. I'm a joke maker. 
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Egbert Souse posted:The Jon Voight Car is no more How hard is it to park a few cars?!
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"Aren't postal workers the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?" "Sometimes..."
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Aug 3, 2015 04:36
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Egbert Souse posted:"Aren't postal workers the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?" Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?
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Aug 3, 2015 15:43
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Roark posted:Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman? ...what have you been doing all week?
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Red posted:...what have you been doing all week? Well, you are aware that Pensky is interested in me. 
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Roark posted:Well, you are aware that Pensky is interested in me. Gee Roark, I'm sorry I gave you the wrong impression. What is was going to say was, now you are aware that our Board of Directors has been indicted, myself included, and we're prohibited from doing business until the investigation is completed. So obviously, we would have no use for you.
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TMMadman posted:Gee Roark, I'm sorry I gave you the wrong impression. What is was going to say was, now you are aware that our Board of Directors has been indicted, myself included, and we're prohibited from doing business until the investigation is completed. So obviously, we would have no use for you. I don't even really work here!
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Red posted:I don't even really work here! What's in the briefcase?
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A little hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld!?
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Gyshall posted:What's in the briefcase? This hot dog's been here since The Silent Era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.
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Red posted:This hot dog's been here since The Silent Era. You're NOT crazy... Gyshall does wear glasses, he just forgot them that's all..... Not Crazy. 
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Relayer posted:You're NOT crazy... Gyshall does wear glasses, he just forgot them that's all..... Not Crazy. Perfectly sane food to eat. Interesting texture...  I gotta... get some air 
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Demon Of The Fall posted:A little hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld!? Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but TV IV is a family forum, not one of your swing joints.
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Sash! posted:Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but TV IV is a family forum, not one of your swing joints. Demon Of The Fall! Remember what we talked about the other day? Sash! is into it.
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