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Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


George is getting suspicious!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Gyshall posted:

Step off, George!

Tony, that's gonna be too many sandwiches...

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Kull the Conqueror posted:

Tony, that's gonna be too many sandwiches...

He's a mimbo.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Ungratek posted:

George is getting suspicious!

Lol this is my favorite cause it's like 2 seasons after the jimmy episode.

Edit: looked it up. The jimmy was season 6 and the junk mail was season 9 :captainpop:

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Relayer posted:

He's a mimbo.

I pressed on through the brush and there the natives whirled before me: limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up the dust...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

ultramiraculous posted:

I pressed on through the brush and there the natives whirled before me: limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up the dust...

This thread is all about how to score in a foreign country.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was potee. He killed my mother.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.

No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!

If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's! Nestl's Quik!

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

potee posted:

This thread is all about how to score in a foreign country.


Huuuuunky Potee ... hey hey :slick:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Homestar Runner posted:

Huuuuunky Potee ... hey hey :slick:

You wanna make this plane, you gotta run like a man! Get those knees up!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

potee posted:

You wanna make this plane, you gotta run like a man! Get those knees up!

I tore my umeral epicondilitist... :negative:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.

No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!

If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's! Nestl's Quik!

BOSCO

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Relayer posted:

I tore my umeral epicondilitist... :negative:

Million to one shot, doc.

Million to one shot. :(

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

Oh, that's fatal. You don't want that.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH NO YANKEE IS EVER COMIN' TO HOUSTON! NOT AS LONG AS YOU BASTARDS ARE RUNNING THINGS!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
And you wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

And you wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook!

...Schnitzer's.


Mouse Cadet
Mar 19, 2009

All aboard the McEltrain
Next Stop: Atlanta
It's always bothered me that's clearly a challah, not a rye.

How can I prove it? Can't, dammit.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Egbert Souse posted:

Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?

Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't! Ah, what the hell.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't! Ah, what the hell.



Is this dance pre- or post-The Little Kicks?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't! Ah, what the hell.



No, no. That ain't dancing, Sally.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Oh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times!

It's never looked so strange. The faces - so cold! In the distance, a child is crying.

Fatherless.

A bastard child, perhaps.


My back aches.

My heart aches.

But my feet...

my feet are resilient.

Thank God I took off my heels and put on my...

HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Egbert Souse posted:

Oh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times!

It's never looked so strange. The faces - so cold! In the distance, a child is crying.

Fatherless.

A bastard child, perhaps.


My back aches.

My heart aches.

But my feet...

my feet are resilient.

Thank God I took off my heels and put on my...

HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES

I found Mom and Pop they're selling my sneakers!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Ginette Reno posted:

I found Mom and Pop they're selling my sneakers!

Let's go!

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Red posted:

Is this dance pre- or post-The Little Kicks?

Way after. She's either gotten them under control or her clothes are just holding her back.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Could have said just about anything, couldn't I.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

TMMadman posted:

No, no. That ain't dancing, Sally.

Sweet. Fancy. Moses!

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!


Well, how are we getting to Parsippany?

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

esperantinc posted:

Well, how are we getting to Parsippany?

You're not talking that Michigan bottle deposit scam again are you?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Ginette Reno posted:

I found Mom and Pop they're selling my sneakers!

They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers. They're making out on blankets. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friend trying to find the world's cheapest air conditioner.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

potee posted:

Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't! Ah, what the hell.



Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Hank Morgan posted:

Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

I was really.... percolating..

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Relayer posted:

I was really.... percolating..

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.

Dismissed. :)

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Relayer posted:

I was really.... percolating..

I'm mossy Relayer. My brain is mossy.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! What do I do?

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Oh and Egbert Souse, you know the Baltimore cap you got in your office? Wear it, I'm gonna have a little fun with him. :grin:

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