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Boardroom Jimmy posted:They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers. They're making out on blankets. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friend trying to find the world's cheapest air conditioner. Maybe cheapness IS a sense.
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Mouse Cadet posted:It's always bothered me that's clearly a challah, not a rye. Its not challah because of the dark strand in it. What you do is take two different colored ryes and plait them like you'd make challah. You need to get on the internet because you're late on everything.
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I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have sex again.
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Sash! posted:Its not challah because of the dark strand in it. What you do is take two different colored ryes and plait them like you'd make challah. What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie!?
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Mouse Cadet posted:What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie!? Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.
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Mouse Cadet posted:What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie!? Did you tell him it was peed on?
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Mouse Cadet posted:What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie!? If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
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The Human Cow posted:If you're one of us, you'll take a bite. He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm WHOOSHING all over the place!
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Relayer posted:He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm WHOOSHING all over the place! You know, for an unadvertised thread, you're sure doing a lot of yapping about it! 
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The Human Cow posted:If you're one of us, you'll take a bite. I was the only one at the table that didn't become violently ill.
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ANN LANDERS SUCKS
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LUUUUUUUUUPE!!!!!!! (To the sound of Khan)
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My new office extension is the same as the local dialing+area code. Now every time someone forgets to press 9 for an outside line, they call my desk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUEmGoBEfr4
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potee posted:You know, for an unadvertised thread, you're sure doing a lot of yapping about it! Well you cracked it! I warned the mods you were gettin' close an', now it looks like we're gonna have to move the whole drat forbidden thread.
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Sash! posted:Well you cracked it! I warned the mods you were gettin' close an', now it looks like we're gonna have to move the whole drat forbidden thread.   
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Well, you really got bald there, didn't you?
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Also the top and bottom screenshots are actually two different ones. George manages to hit pretty much the same exact pose in both.
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"How'd that work out?" "...no complaints."
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You know, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY
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Mouse Cadet posted:Well, you really got bald there, didn't you? Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing. 
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Root Bear posted:Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache.
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They always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten!
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Egbert Souse posted:You know, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY You're not Cartwright.
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Why Lois, I'd have to be Superman to do that. 
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Why!? I'll tell you why: I choose not to run!
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And you want to be my latex salesman.
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That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
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Yes George, because of society.
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Mmmm, this frozen yogurt is ******* delicious!
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Couple George related things: 1) Opposite George is my favorite episode. Who hasn't wanted to do what he did in the theatre? It's funny, George is kind of an awful person but I found myself rooting for him in most George-centric episodes. 2)One of the interesting things about the show is how the characters change from the the period where the show is called the "Seinfeld Chronicles". George isn't even an idiot in the first season! Also, Kramer's an agoraphobic, sorta? I remember Jerry mentioning that he hasn't left the building in years. And his name is Kessler. Weird.
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Slider posted:That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool? She thinks a guy, who lies about a life-threatening illness, so he can get some phony hair, has perspective?!
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I leave for a week, and the whole operation falls apart. 
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potee posted:I leave for a week, and the whole operation falls apart. Hey! You got some messages. Yeah, umm...Red, Red, Egbert, Red again, Egbert, Gyshall; but that was a crank call.
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potee posted:I leave for a week, and the whole operation falls apart. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I know who I am. Do you know who you are? I'm an architect. 
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Egbert Souse posted:I'm an architect. You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect - after he flunked out of dental school!
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I know who I am. Do you know who you are? Well I'm not an idiot. 
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I know who I am. Do you know who you are? Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again! 
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