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Kull the Conqueror posted:I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. "I can sense the slightest human suffering." "Are you sensing anything right now?"
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penismightier posted:That's my protege! "I don't think I want to date a mentor whose protege is a hack!" "Well, I don't think I want to date a protege whose mentor is a Costanza!"
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Relayer posted:I love how Seth blows off his big meeting to have lunch with Jerry and then slowly realizes it was a mistake.. "We're old college buddies!" "I only knew you through Moochie!"
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Jerusalem posted:So what if I want to open up a delicatessen? There are no delicatessens under communism. The meats are divided into a class system. You've got pastrami and corned beef in one class and salami and bologna in another. That's not right.
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Sash! posted:They revoked my membership. Newman too. You know, we can't go anywhere near there. 2 adults...one child.
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Coffee And Pie posted:I actually got into an argument the other day over whether his name was "Vargas" or "Farkus." It was totally Vargas. Yeah, Farkus is the bully in A Christmas Story.
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Sash! posted:They're all chickens! The rooster has sex with all of them! That's perverse. Firestorm, that's a helluva picture!
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WouldDesk posted:You know about the cups sizes? You got the A, the B, the C...the D - that's the biggest...
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Oct 22, 2011 19:59
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Sash! posted:Idon'tknowhowwasyourday Well, I'm glad we had this talk!
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Oct 23, 2011 23:14
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neoboman posted:You know, it occurs to me that Kramer is at... Karate right now. We're all at the same skill level.
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Sash! posted:He looks like a frog. So do you.
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jojoinnit posted:Boy, you really went bald there. You've got a hole in your shoe. Is that canvas?
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Oct 26, 2011 23:44
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"You want it, why don't you get it?" "Sorry. Thou shalt not steal."
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Oct 28, 2011 22:32
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WouldDesk posted:So get this, I go to pick up my pictures and she says "I hope you got that mustard stain out of your shirt." The timeless art of seduction.
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Oct 29, 2011 04:56
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Pretty hot under these lights, isn't it...Seinfeld?
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E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams, holograms...
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I think I got this. Peterman is real. His book is not. You, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus, which is real, takes you to places, that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not actually happen to the real Peterman, which is you.
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Nov 9, 2011 02:41
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Sash! posted:The very pants you were returning! Elaine, were you listening? I never even got there!
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Coffee And Pie posted:YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH, NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON!!! They sure as hell will now.
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penismightier posted:
These are fantastic, but I'm disappointed in the lack of Firestorm and CheckMate.
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Punch Card posted:I didn't realize until now that "The Rye" aired two years before the movie Firestorm was in theaters. Firestorm, that's a helluva picture! Remember when that helicopter landed on the roof of the car?
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T. Finn posted:I literally tell people "I like to go in fresh!" So you got a hen, a chicken, and a rooster. The rooster, goes with the chicken. So who's, having sex, with the hen.
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The Festivus episode has so many of the best quotes. "Many years ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached, for the last one they had...but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be a better way!" "It's time for the airing of grievances. I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger." "Oh god..." "My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date, with a babe...I lost my train of thought."
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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife. The only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead, by sunup. Sleep tight, mates...in your quilted chambray nightshirts.
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Poque posted:Quite possibly my favorite Kramer quote of the entire series. Just perfect in how ridiculous and hilarious it is. That's one of those lines I never understood as a kid but which absolutely slayed me when I finally understood.
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"I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protege is a hack." "Well, I don't wanna date a protege whose mentor is a Costanza!"
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safety dan posted:Ovaltine. He's my protege!
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Of course! Absolute zero! (Side note: Holy crap, Bob Odenkirk is Elaine's boyfriend in this episode. Better call Saul!)
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neoboman posted:There have been some crazy guest stars: Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Jon Favreau, etc. I remember Oswalt and Posehn ("They left a sponge inside of me during surgery") but not the other two. I know I should be able to place Silverman. I also love how Jerry's roster of girlfriends is like a who's-who of later sitcom/TV babes. Debra Messing, Courteney Cox, Christine Taylor, Kristin Davis, Lori Loughlin, Teri Hatcher, Amanda Peet... Oh, and Anna Gunn pops up as one of Jerry's girlfriends too. And of course Bryan Cranston as Tim Whatley. Sheesh, was Vince Gilligan a big Seinfeld fan or what?
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Poque posted:She's got the jimmy legs! Ahhh, yes. "You let Kramer have a woman over?" "We're not family. It's different psychologically."
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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.
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"So come on, details!" "Well, I didn't sleep with her!" "Because of society, right?" "...Yes, George, because of society."
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Ms. Benes, the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria. That's a kind of sable!
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Jerusalem posted:I lost it when the For me it was the doors opening to reveal the Soup Nazi. That was loving brilliant.
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IS THIS SEINFELD'S VAN? SEINFELD'S VAN! SEINFELD'S VAN!
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Well, Ms. Benes, cartoons are like gossamer, and...one doesn't dissect gossamer.
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It's amazing. I've seen every episode in this show (season 3 on, anyway) at least four or five times and I still occasionally pick up on something that I never did before. In the episode where Jerry/Kramer/Newman are buying black-market showerheads: Newman: "From what I hear, the Serbs are fanatics about their showers." Jerry: "Not from the footage I've seen." Me: "I don't get it, why wouldn't the Serbs be fanatics about sho-ooooooooooh." 
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dyn posted:Does anyone know the episode where Puddy is talking to Elaine about how dip isn't eaten as a meal and Elaine looks at him dumbfounded? or atleast the youtube video of the clip? I love the look Elaine gives him after he asks her that. That's in The Face Painter. THE DEVIIIIIIIILS
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