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That intro video was badass. I love you. e: also a Gorillian dollars and "you may have been able to distinguish it attacking a space station from Jupiter's atmosphere, while being savaged by a giant moth that thought it was God". Zoofights man, zoofights. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 03:19 on May 2, 2010 |
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 Victory will be BRUT05's. He has been built with one one purpose in mind: kill stuff that isnt easy to kill. No one would ever say a giant fish with guns stuffed in it is easy to kill; but the fact that it isnt easy to slay is exactly what places it in BRUT05's area of expertise. Dreadnautilus was actually bred to be stupid, bred to suck. The warthog has been built to kick rear end. Two animals in a cage: One built to kill, the other bred to be an idiot. I'm a loving robot. Listen to me. Beep. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 2, 2010 |
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May 2, 2010 04:13
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Tom Tucker posted:...The radio controllers will be able to launch quick and efficient attacks at moving targets...All that Dreadnautilus needs to do at that point is close in, disable those spindly pivoting systems on the guns with a few tentacles, and the riot suppressor will be helpless. Let me rephrase that for you. "The fish is going to behave just like everything else Brut05 has been built to kill. Also, all the fish would need to do to win is get within arms reach of an animal who loves to gore and stomp things to death. Thats it!" I am going to place a bet of six tin cans and a fully functional bottle cork on BRUT05. Beep.
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May 2, 2010 04:27
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:That shell appears to be able to withstand quite a bit of firepower, and even if the communication antennae are shot off (which they will be), the creature's survival instinct will more than surely be sufficient in developing the strategy of using its tentacles to pull the warthog right out of the mech, which will succeed easily if the shell can take a brief, yet undeniably formidable, frontal assault. The shellfish has been bred to be "extremely stupid". If they feel radios are necessary to steer it in the right direction when theres only one target....that says a lot about this fish. They know this is a one on one fight. Yet they decided the retarded fish STILL needs some help. This should tell us that they dont expect it to win if they cant help it. Seriously, it needs help to know how to shoot assloads of bullets and missles at a single target? Its very clearly way to dumb to do it on its own. Bee-oop. e: hoot hoot youre a pussy V. Just sayin'. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 05:48 on May 2, 2010 |
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May 2, 2010 05:43
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MrGreenShirt posted:
You're a big squid, you can make your own decisions. I just...look, Im not mad...just...dissapointed. Use your head Gezora, not your stomach. Beep.
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Carl's use of science inspired my robo-motor-mind-drive to share something with the rest of you idiots.   Your precious Nautilus has been formed, by nature, to share mathematical properties with a pincone. Its called Phi, The Golden Ratio. No (mathematical) relative of the pincone is going to take down Brut-05. Also, this golden ratio is ~ 1.618. Brut05 has the number 5 in it. 5 > 1.618. Beep! Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 21:02 on May 2, 2010 |
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May 2, 2010 20:59
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Gomegoth posted:
Woah man, I was under the impression it was just in a (big) handful of organisms, Im going to have to check that out.
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May 2, 2010 21:20
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Hang on Sloopy posted:
Even a robot feels betrayed when a traitor like you has the balls to show up. beep. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 23:01 on May 2, 2010 |
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May 2, 2010 22:58
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I bought this thing down at some side stand this morning....I was told a genie would come out if I rubbed it. Looks like I've been ripped off, all it does is show me fancy pictures. The good news though is that this fancy picture is of that stupid fish getting curb stomped! Beep!  I think I see some people voting in the "##" format who have already voted before that rule. Are we supposed to vote again now in that format, or are our old votes accounted for? Oh, Id also like to climb onto the "little less intense RP please" bandwagon. Like whoever said: voting, discussion, debate, keep it relavent to the fight. The whole "lets trade thoughts on the best places to get those mouse hotdogs everyone has" thing is a little over the top. It doesnt really add much to Zoofights itself. In fact, you could have the same conversation in a different thread that has nothing to do with zoofights at all (as long as it allowed rp of course). That should indicate its not very relavent. e: Oh gently caress yeah picture in just in time bitches V Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 16:06 on May 3, 2010 |
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May 3, 2010 15:53
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Votin's over dog. ^ Now we just wait for those legs on the pig to drag your floating fish to hell.
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May 3, 2010 17:36
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Today I bought a car. In a few hours I'm going to watch the first zoofights zoofight of the year. I know BRUT-05 is gonna win because the car I bought is blue. Its an omen of BRUT-05's victory! Rejoice with me! Hurrah! Fish dont have hands. V 
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May 3, 2010 21:27
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I downloaded the fight details into my database. Quite a display. Too bad the fish won...again...just like evry fight involving marine life.....ever. Enough baby crying though! Its time once again to disagree with who seems to be the majority right now! ##Blood 4 Oil cannot lose this fight! The snake can see the future, yes - but can he view it and act fast enough to stop hundreds of blood draining robots and their gigantic master? I highly doubt it. Preview Snake is big, thats a whole lot of potential blood draining area to aim for. Blood 4 Oil will definatly win this fight, and later I will bring you higly expensive diagrams to prove it. Last but not least, rooting for a snake that can see the loving future is just BEGGING fot another god-like monster to emerge. We may have already doomed ourselves by letting that fish win - lets not give it someone to "out god". also i loving poo poo myself at how amazing those images were. way to loving go guys. awesome work
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It took a while but I proccesed all the data and printed the results of the fight!  Click here for the full 800x800 image. I am currently trying to focus on the more minor details of the data and print out a full color version. Please bare with me folks. beep. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 06:42 on May 4, 2010 |
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May 4, 2010 05:01
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Final Battle Analysis complete:  Click here for the full 521x700 image. It seems the ancient philosopher (the one that I forgot the name of) was right. "Those who foresee a tragedy suffer it twice over." e: beep. e2: another good reason to want Blood 4 Oil to win: next time we see him maybe he'll be Blood 5 Oil! Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 06:55 on May 4, 2010 |
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May 4, 2010 06:38
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I havent kept score, and I dont want to, but just by the looks of it this is going to be a cloooooose fight. ps Consider this: If snake preview was any good at seeing the future - he wouldnt even accept the challenge. Hes gon' die son.
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May 4, 2010 21:55
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Upon seeing how many of you are making the incorrect choice. I rushed out another print of the fight. Look closely.  Click here for the full 658x800 image. Snake = Ded ASAP beep! E: oh gently caress it im going to lose this one too. lots of people voting for snakeman Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 05:32 on May 5, 2010 |
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May 5, 2010 05:11
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read the thread  (gotta post your votes/bets in a bolded "##name of chosen contestant" format)
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May 5, 2010 18:45
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Two hours?! I wont miss it this time (hopefully), yessss!!
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^ I was bored earlier today, and decided to write a bacon rap. Your dead-pig comment reminded me that I could pretend I made this for the thread. So heres my unfinished bacon rap that I "totally made in memory of BRUT-05": Whats we eatin This evening Ima cravin’ Some bacon I got a pan for the makin’ And my belly-a-achin’ To the kitchen To the pan Its-a red hot and heatin’ Please turn on the fan Its getting hot in this room No green eggs and no ham Were havin’ bacon at noon Dumpin the fat And the gristle Into the trash can abysmal Gotta lower my hat To the smells around that Lost in your eyes Please toss me a map Every strip a surprise Spillin’ grease on my lap Bacon take my hand And step outta the pan Its time to commit I wanna eat every bit I want you forever Right on top of my plate And I know you’ll deliver Right on the first date You’re so delicious So chewy So ambitious And crunchy Cannot stop Its too good Need a mop And a hood To clean up this mess On the dish From pig flesh No doubt representin’ the west Needin’ seconds right now Some bacon should do Not no chicken or cow Duh pigs don’t say moo I just graduated highschool (early) and I dont have a job right now. So I have lots of free time right now. By the way. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 21:45 on May 5, 2010 |
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May 5, 2010 21:28
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Suck his loving face off! beep.
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May 5, 2010 23:52
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Iamyourking posted:
I kinda doubt they let the fighters call in a sick day. beep.
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May 5, 2010 23:58
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Welp, good fight everyone. This is over.
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Cant a bunch of the tiny mosquitos sit right on his eyes? Wouldnt they blur out his foresight? Its not like he wan wipe them off with his hands! beep drat it I gota go in mid fight. when i get back here that snake better be dead
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Click here for the full 521x700 image. ... Major Failure posted:
 But no, seriously. Holy poo poo man. You just used my picture. That loving makes my life. I am very honored. Thanks for being a badass, Major Failure. Gezora, the best you got for everyone - on me. thanks again. im tickled pink e: no seriously. im loving flipping gently caress gently caress flip fucks. awesome. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 6, 2010 |
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May 6, 2010 03:21
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Fagtastic posted:Bring on the psychic onion. My thoughts exactly. I want to cry my way to smelly, psychic victory!
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May 6, 2010 17:59
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Im sorry, but I do not regret voting for Burgertherium. He should have won and you all know it.
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May 6, 2010 19:52
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Zero Star posted:If only he hadn't attracted the obnoxious frat boy vote... Im pretty sure the Walrus is one of my all time favorites. If it were up to me he would have won the whole she-bang last year.
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Fagtastic posted:Remind me who ended up taking him out? I seem to remember him defeating an incarnation of swanmass. It took loving ELOHIM to take out the walrus. I cried. e: he outlasted like the other 5657658 people in that fight as well. what a brave walrus he was.. oh yeah i forgot about the delgation beating him the first time though. V
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##The Sturgeon General has the upper fin in this fight. With the rank of a general you know that he knows how to kill a fat man with the most primitive weapon weve ever seen, and his "intelligent" dog. Being smarter than a neanderthal is no impressive feat. Furthermore, the Sturgeon General is loving huge and has a tank for feet, thats pretty badass. Finally, hes got a bunch of floating string rays helping him out. Steve Irwin took on hundreds of crocs in hand to hand combat. It only took one string ray with amazing accuracy to spear him in one of mans most vital, life sustaining organs: the heart. Dont under-estimate them because of their size. beep oh, and these sting rays defy gravity. keep that in mind. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 7, 2010 |
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Did I miss some memo or something? Did the ## rule get trashed or did everyone just forget?
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Mr. Crane posted:Whaddya mean? As far as I can tell only 2 people aren't using it, unless everyone else didn't get a memo..? I guess I just suck at counting? Mustache Analysis Complete  Look at this mustache. This is not the mustache of a fine gentleman, a warrior, a king, a western post-apocalyptic robot, a steam powered crab, or even the homeless guy who hits on your brother. This mustache is large, but pathetic. Its unruly and has no meaning, This mustache is a product of laziness , stupidity, and an ape of a mother. The anti-stache if you will; perhaps even the “smash-stache”. Smash Gordon is definitely not even aware of his own facial hair. He is an idiot and is part of the reason mustaches are no longer appreciated in today’s society. Smash Gordon should be ashamed of himself and his tangled mess of a mustache. That is final.  Now lets move on to the stache that can be found on the face of our soon to be champion: The Sturgeon General. This is the mustache of a veteran of war, a fish who knows he’s 25 feet tall and isn’t going to take poo poo from anybody. This mustache is manly as gently caress yet groomed, maintained and over-powered by the man himself, as it should be. A mere lump of hair should never over-power the raw manliness of the man himself, as is the case with Smash Gordon. The general Sturgeon’s Mustache has earned a purple heart or two no doubt, the right to make others tremble before it, and a capital “M”. Smash Gordon’s mustache has earned nothing but crumbs from Smash’s last meal and much ridicule from his peers and mother. The General Sturgeon is clearly superior to Smash Gordon, and that is final. Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 05:09 on May 7, 2010 |
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 I didnt even realize one could be grown so quickly! Bravo sir! Bravo!Edit:Nice username Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 05:51 on May 7, 2010 |
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May 7, 2010 05:47
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Gomegoth posted:That is NOT a mustache. What you're looking at are groomed barbels.  Green = Kickin' stache. Red = Barbels
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The facial hair is all about quality, not quantity. Didnt you go to school? (everything else does add up nicely though, good work)
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Gomegoth posted:Sorry to break it to ya, but you got the colors backwards. FOILED AGAIN!!  Also, I think The Sturgeon General has the potential to become extremely badass as he gets upgraded more and more - but at the same time I think I would be equally happy if Nelson won. Im not changing my vote, but I guess Nelson winning would be pretty awesome. Just as long as Smash Gordon doesnt go on. Hes way too human for Zoofights. beoop Space T Rex fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 7, 2010 |
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May 7, 2010 23:02
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 Im pretty sure The Sturgeon General could take out Dreadnautilus and/or Blood 4 Oil; I think we will be seeing a lot more of him from here on out. This is going to be awesome.
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Pumpkin McPastry posted:Don't see how Sturgeon could take out Blood 4 Oil. Its mosquito swarms will strip the sting rays to the bone, and Blood 4 Oil will drain the thing in 5 seconds. Youre forgetting that the general is a badass, sir.
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Spalding posted:Aw, look at the sleeping dogs!!^^ Aw man, someone has to tell him. Not me! Also I'm pretty loving excited for the first fight I can actually be here to watch completely unfold.
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Sturgeon! Sturgeon! Sturgeon!
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